r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

/r/all Ryan Waller, a 22-year-old man who, despite having a bullet in his eye, endured 4 hours of interrogation by cops who thought he was lying—only to receive medical help too late.

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u/P_516 1d ago

May the people who let him die also die. Let their assholes fall out of their body onto hot coals.

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u/WeirdHauntingChoice 1d ago

"I hope your anus prolapses onto hot coals" has to be one of the most impressively brutal and creative insults I've ever come across.

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u/Conscious_Zucchini96 1d ago

I mean, there are feasible ways to achieve similar results.

Capsaicin enemas, for example....

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u/P_516 1d ago

They deserve no less.

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u/LivingtheLaws013 22h ago

Na they got paid vacation time and moved to a new precinct per usual

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u/P_516 16h ago

We live many lives. Time eventually gets us all.