r/interestingasfuck • u/SilkenSeraph • 1d ago
/r/all Ryan Waller, a 22-year-old man who, despite having a bullet in his eye, endured 4 hours of interrogation by cops who thought he was lying—only to receive medical help too late.
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u/SelfServeSporstwash 1d ago
I don't think people grasp how monumentally stupid cops are in the US.
I have been detained MULTIPLE TIMES for driving a "stolen" vehicle. In fact, its been the same vehicle every time. I even got arrested once for it. It was, and indeed still is, my own damn car. Its registered in my name(which perfectly matches my drivers license), I have the proper insurance on it, the plate is the same one the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania issued to it on the day it was deemed a historic antique vehicle. Its. My. Car. I have only ever received one moving violation, for going 39mph in a 35mph zone.
So how have I been given so many issues by cops? Because they are almost impossibly dumb. Its a Triumph Spitfire. Once a cop simply refused to believe that I, a teenager (at the time) , could possibly own and maintain an antique car like that. He didn't let me go until I called my dad who verified that it was indeed my car. Once a different cop believed my clearly marked Triumph Spitfire was actually a cleverly disguised stolen MG midget and that I was clearly a master criminal since I so expertly made it look like a Spitfire. Obviously I was involved in a car theft ring since I had "forged" (real) documents regarding its ownership and I had "hacked" (properly registered) the state database to make the plates point to me... this is the time I got arrested. Again, I was literally arrested because a cop was too stupid to figure out that an MG Midget and a Triumph Spitfire are different cars.
My favorite story though is from last fall. The cop who pulled me over comes out of his car immediately in a huff, yelling at me, with his hand on his gun the whole time. He screams "you must be a god damn moron if you thought you'd get away with that!". Curious, I ask him what exactly I did. He *screams* that I know exactly what I did (I did not). Come to find out he believes I have a motorcycle license plate on my car. I do not, the plate on this car was issued specifically for this car, it has never been on any other vehicle, and I feel compelled to point out that it is a full-sized car license plate. It is not a motorcycle plate, which is MUCH smaller. But this man is convinced its a motorcycle plate, nothing will change his mind. He thinks this because the plate is tied to a Triumph (Spitfire) and "Triumph makes motorcycles". I tried, gently, to explain that actually they are different companies, although a very long time ago they were the same, and the company that made this car did, in fact, manufacture cars for several decades. He wasn't having it. This moron detained me for almost an hour until his sergeant came and chewed him out for being incomprehensibly stupid.