r/jakeandamir • u/connorgrs Excuzzze? • 3d ago

Reads like a lost J&A script

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u/bogiesforfree Shit on ya! 3d ago

Rick Fox would know

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u/connorgrs Excuzzze? 3d ago

For him it would be nine wives

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u/PM_CuteGirlsReading 3d ago

I'm sorry, do you think three time NBA champion Rick Fox is married to a chicken? Because I assure you he's not.

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u/Soulless--Plague 3d ago

clucking in the background

Babe! I’m on a call!!

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u/gibdo1984 1d ago

Nine lives for nine wives makes the chicken say 'I broke out in HIVES'

I nipple glazed some Allegra, on a farm!

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u/Coconut_Scrambled Darryl McMexican 3d ago

Why are you obsessed with hens man?

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u/Soulless--Plague 3d ago

EGG SALAAAAAD!

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u/spence5000 Huhehah... not today! 3d ago

If you wanna know why, then steal a hen.

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u/FrederickBronxe 3d ago

Don’t believe me? Ask my UNCLE

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u/spideyjiri I'm Have A Pussy 2d ago

Green, blue, brown and red

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u/SettingMother3226 3d ago

As big as the canyon

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u/Soulless--Plague 3d ago

She is Grand

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u/SettingMother3226 2d ago

And she is canyon.

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u/Soulless--Plague 2d ago

Arizona

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u/spideyjiri I'm Have A Pussy 2d ago

No

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u/SirDwayneCollins 3d ago

HENRY! HENRY! HENRY!

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u/PurpleBullets Ever had a shit day? Well I've had a shit life. 3d ago

How many gigabytes does your company own?

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u/connorgrs Excuzzze? 3d ago

Hundreds. Tens of hundreds of gigabytes.

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u/Soulless--Plague 3d ago

You’re not a Tycoon! Your whole job is a lie!!

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u/useralreadytaken0911 3d ago edited 3d ago

Ever seen a spoiler so long they call it HENS?!

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u/MDivisor 3d ago

What an awful, ugly pair of sentences.

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u/SylvieXX it's Leron-a, like you're confused 3d ago

It's not called Angry Hens, it's called Angry Birds!!

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u/MichaelCorbaloney 3d ago

What? Which way? Wing to wing?

No, butt to beak, what psycho would ever do wing to wing?

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u/AfterWisdom 2d ago

Woah woah slow down. I wasn’t listening

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u/connorgrs Excuzzze? 2d ago

Okay so I was going too fast or you weren’t listening?

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u/Thepixeloutcast 2d ago

there's a disconnect

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u/Aggravating-Rate-510 3d ago

I had a hen salad today, thank you for flasking!

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u/notaverysmartdog all haaiil to the milkman 3d ago

You can't drink at work, and that's not a flask

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u/-RichardCranium- 3d ago

Hen?

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u/connorgrs Excuzzze? 3d ago

Han?