Dat iz a bery gudz loafz. Youz eben gotz youz tailz tuckededez in gudz. But ob courze itz iz. Youz da kittiez. All da kittiez knowz howz to doz da bery gud loafz.
Iz onlyz do daz loafz when all da warmz goez awayz. Den Iz doz da loafz an doz da glarez at my Meowmy to letz herz knowz Iz upsetz an wantz da warmz. Shez just doz da laffz an tellz mez Iz already wearz da furz coatz an habz many kittiez bedz an da softz blankiez an da sisfurz fur da warmz cuddlez orz Iz canz sitz on herz lapz to getz da warmz an da cuddlez. An sumteimz datz okayz but sumteimz Iz justz wantz da warmz to comez backz!
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u/KinkyReneeWaffle the Butt and Chipolata of Complain - down under ICBGC 2d ago
Hello, Kota. I would like too see how you loaf!
Humans just don't understand that we need the extra warms! They are mostly stoopid after all!
Iz tinkz hez tryin do doz da cat-mouz-flagez to doz da bamboozle ob da cheeky squirrelz datz botherz himz an hiz brofur Harry. Iz tinkz itz werkz lastz weekz. But Iz noz gibz mor detailz acuz iz mightz upsetz our frenz in da squirrelz collectibez.
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u/KinkyReneeWaffle the Butt and Chipolata of Complain - down under ICBGC 2d ago
Is the bamboozle for plays? I like to bamboozle for plays.
Eben hoomans can be right sumtimes (wez juz hab to keep it from going to dere heads, lol). Ai agree wif youz hooman dis one time. Dat is best loaf eber 10/10. Arietty 12f SIC of Oriental Extraction.
Mai brudder says fank youz for the compawment. He so proud of himz socks he never tucks himz feet in all de way. Still a pretty gud loafer doh.
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u/KinkyReneeWaffle the Butt and Chipolata of Complain - down under ICBGC 2d ago
Oh! Just like my stinky sister! She is proud of her socks an er tucks them in too! I think this is right thing to do. The humans must be able to appreshiate our best bits
Gud plan. Ai askeered to fink what could happen if dey know dey right about someting. Dey could get de ideaz dey smarter den us. LOL, will neber happen. Wez knowz da truf.
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u/KinkyReneeWaffle the Butt and Chipolata of Complain - down under ICBGC 2d ago
We must remind them we are smarter by doing throws ups for them to stoopid ly step in.
Exactly! Ai find best place iz rite in front of door to rain room during dark times. Not ourz fawlt dey no turn on lites to go to hooman litter box (innocent expression wif ebil laffs).
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u/KinkyReneeWaffle the Butt and Chipolata of Complain - down under ICBGC 2d ago
That is a very good spot! I also like to do throw ups in front of their litter so's when they use it they steps in it tee hee
My mommy calls me Jiggy da Loaf because I like to sit still and watch da world go by around me. She says she can plops me down anywhere and I will not move unless I can see my cagie and climbs back in it. She says it like being loaf is bad ting. Is bein a loaf a GUD THING?!?!
Dis me bein a loaf in da castle my students builded me. I satted der for 30 mins wifout movins!
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u/KinkyReneeWaffle the Butt and Chipolata of Complain - down under ICBGC 2d ago
All piggies do good loafs! I had a piggies sister called May a long time ago! She was something called a "texel". She did t like to loaf though! She liked to popcorn!
Hi, Waffle! That is a very fine loaf! Yu wud do very well in competttishun in Calico category, but I wud win in Abyss category! As yu see, I make a cozy smol package, as yu do.
Solidarity in loafs! Love, Athena
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u/KinkyReneeWaffle the Butt and Chipolata of Complain - down under ICBGC 1d ago
Hello, friend Athena! You are right! There are many categories for loaf. I also do very good baguette loaf! Can you do these too?
Fren Waffle, dis Olive. Yur loafing skillz r indeed impressive! Such clean lines, barely a ruffle. Yoo would win gold in da Kittylimpic Games fer sure! We needz to get those games started. Da hoomins need to see our skillz, dat we nawt just prettie faces.
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u/KinkyReneeWaffle the Butt and Chipolata of Complain - down under ICBGC 1d ago
Friend, Olive! So goods to hear from you. I agree! We needs to gets kittylympics started!
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u/gt0163c Ai Maiself ❤️ 2d ago
Henlo fren Waffle. Iz Kota.
Dat iz a bery gudz loafz. Youz eben gotz youz tailz tuckededez in gudz. But ob courze itz iz. Youz da kittiez. All da kittiez knowz howz to doz da bery gud loafz.
Iz onlyz do daz loafz when all da warmz goez awayz. Den Iz doz da loafz an doz da glarez at my Meowmy to letz herz knowz Iz upsetz an wantz da warmz. Shez just doz da laffz an tellz mez Iz already wearz da furz coatz an habz many kittiez bedz an da softz blankiez an da sisfurz fur da warmz cuddlez orz Iz canz sitz on herz lapz to getz da warmz an da cuddlez. An sumteimz datz okayz but sumteimz Iz justz wantz da warmz to comez backz!