Meowmmy get new cover fur jyant sleepiez skwar.

[u/Aggravating_Break_40]

Wat da prublum yoo may aks?

Da prublum iz dat Meowmmy did NAWT aks me if dis waz okies! How dare she change fings on mine sleepiez skwar wifowt aksing me?

She iz lukie dat I lub it wen she put new cover on jyant sleepiez skwar, so I do a approbe, but I still want to soo!

Do mine frens fink I haz a kase?

Lub,

Charli frum Down Under Landz

[u/Fishby]

Ohh it has butterflies 🦋 on it! You can do a catch!..if you don't lik Nu sleepy skwer you can do a hork on it lik I do sumtime. Luv your fren Twix at da odder end of da train line.

[u/Aggravating_Break_40 → u/Fishby]

Dats why for I iz doin a inspek, to see if me can do a catch.

[u/Ekd7801]

Oh dearz! Dat new cover looks dangerously lacking in kitty glitter. Yoo better roll around and deposit sun fur rite away!!

Zamna

[u/Aggravating_Break_40 → u/Ekd7801]

Oh, me will, me will. I iz bery gud at dat.

[u/ailathan]

So yuu heit new cober but pawlso lub nju cober? Dis iz hard case butt at leas a fju treats fur spurrprais! Mr Mixie

[u/Aggravating_Break_40 → u/ailathan]

No, not heit it. Da prublum iz it waz changed wifowt mine purrmishun.

[u/ailathan → u/Aggravating_Break_40]

Dat iz riil prawblem. Yuu wud nid rili gud pawyer tu meik catstitution fur yur haus an den yuu bekom kweeen and da hoomonz nid to get purrmission (or go to jale or whatepurr da catstituion pawyer saz). Dis iz conplikeited butt probibli easiest opshun?

[u/Aggravating_Break_40 → u/ailathan]

Butt izn't me alreddy kween? Iz MINE howse an jyant sleepiez skwar, so me shud haf been kon...konsal.....kans...aksed first!

[u/ailathan → u/Aggravating_Break_40]

Dat iz truu. Yuu ar kween ob al ob daun unda land an da hoomanz nid tu ask bifor change or yu get troatos. Not shur hau tu meik dem follo da catstitution.

[u/Cruisingpenguin]

Fren Charli, I finks you do a

claws youse momma a. No ask purrrmisshum fur change and 2. Youse gotta werk overtime to get youse fur and smells right again on the new flutterbyes. At least eleventy billion treets and snuggles (if want)

You fren, Teddy teh Floof Dis me do a can no beeleef youse momma make youse werk so hards

[u/Aggravating_Break_40 → u/Cruisingpenguin]

Ha! I jus climbz on jyant sleepiez skwar wif Meowmmy an do a big sneezy all ober da new cover. Go crimez!

[u/Cruisingpenguin → u/Aggravating_Break_40]

Go crimez!!

You fren, Teddy teh Floof

[u/One_Advantage793 → u/Aggravating_Break_40]

Hey! I Smuffi the wildcat jess do beeg sneezy onna fone! Chee hee hee! Sneezies is gud crimez! Go crimez!

[u/Aggravating_Break_40 → u/One_Advantage793]

Gud job fren Smuffi!

[u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose]

Iz dah wrong one, but yooz can makes it betterer by rubbing rubbing all over. Iz no gud unless iz got cattos smellz and cattos furs. Eben betterer if yooz hork-hork on it.

[u/Aggravating_Break_40 → u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose]

Wat meen iz da rong wun?

Oh, I will do a rolly all ober it so it haz mine furs on it an smell lik me.

[u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose → u/Aggravating_Break_40]

Shez changed tings but no ask yoooz for purr-misshun, so iz wrong one. But yoooz iz gud to do rub-rub until iz smellz like yoooz.

[u/Roach-Problem]

Kuzin Charli!

Yooz hab a cays, I fink! Beclaws wez no habz tumbs lyk hooman, wez no habz odda choyz den uh-sept chaynj to bed. Dis wy ebryfing dey dosing to bed, hoomanz need ask fur purrmishn furst. Yooz nawt beanz 🫘 ask. Dis wy yooz hab cays!

-Ilvy teh big bébé (yooz kuzin)

[u/Aggravating_Break_40 → u/Roach-Problem]

Fanks Kuzin.

I knowed yoo wud unnerstand!

[u/SevereVideo]

No mutter what, mew support yew Charli! Yew iz a good fren of the Chrru Purratez, wew support yew in any case yew haz!

And if yew need... "halp" wink... yew call mew and mew do a vampurrize!

[u/Aggravating_Break_40 → u/SevereVideo]

Fanks fren! I fink iz ok, I iz doin a loafs on da new cover rite meow. It not so bad, just needz moor Charli glitter fur. Teehee.

[u/SevereVideo → u/Aggravating_Break_40]

Mia mia mia, bestest do a rollz all over too, then stretchy and nappin! The big square iz bestest! Haz fun fren Charli!

[u/One_Advantage793]

I Smuffi the wildcat iz thinkin youse has gud case furr tha no purrmisshun on tha new flutterbyes. Plusplusplus! You hasta do awl the werk ta get the pawper smells an kitteh glitter on and shuld been consult on timin tew caus hasta take awl de tym ta do dis. Will has ta do big soos!

[u/Aggravating_Break_40 → u/One_Advantage793]

Me waz jus doin a loafs on it to putz mine glitter all ober it. Sigh. A kitteez werk iz neber done.

[u/One_Advantage793 → u/Aggravating_Break_40]

I Smuffi the wildcat sighs wiff yew! Sigh

[u/Aggravating_Break_40 → u/One_Advantage793]

Fank mew. Yoo is gud fren 😍