r/legalcatadvice • u/Charivari8 • 1d ago
CAT TALK Frens, join me to wish mine brofer, Drew, happy birfday!
Tali heer, mine littel brofer Drew is tree today! (I stole his prezent, go crimez!)
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u/wilted_melodrama Ollie da Emperor n Yoshi da Empress 1d ago
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u/Charivari8 1d ago
Hi frens! Fanks! I iz a blue Abyssinian (mai sisser Tali is a ruddy Abyssinian). -Drew
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u/wilted_melodrama Ollie da Emperor n Yoshi da Empress 1d ago
Yoo guys berry pretty n distinguishified!
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u/Skalaquinn 1d ago
Happi birfday fren Drew! We Hope's you haf a pawsome day & lots of treets. Skali & Randall.
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u/BeneficialLab1654 Lucy the Lovebug, Anti-Borthole Probing activist 1d ago
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u/Charivari8 1d ago
Fanks fren Lucy! Birb?! I so essited to have a birb, dis iz grate! You haf a gud birb dere, it look reel ta me. - Drew P.S. iz yoo a lovebug cause you full of love? I askin cause I am dat wai. I have da mose loudest purr all da time.
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u/BeneficialLab1654 Lucy the Lovebug, Anti-Borthole Probing activist 23h ago
Yes, Mama says I’m the loviest cat! I like to be thisclosetoheratalltimes, specially when she is doing her work. I also very fond of meeting new people and licking everyone who pets me. (Mama calls me “Licky Lu” sometimes.) I iz glad to hear you are full of love, too, my fren! Iz best way to be!
Lucy tL
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u/Special_Tip_6428 Ai Maiself ❤️ 1d ago
Happee birfdae drew! We, hopes itz filled with catnips, toys, lotsa treetsies and da bestestes naps!! Yu frens, 😸 peachie n 😸 creamie
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u/Charivari8 1d ago
Fanks frenz peachie an creamie! (I hope yoo visit da subredcat bout cats wif food nems) -Drew
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u/Special_Tip_6428 Ai Maiself ❤️ 1d ago
O! Wez doan no abowt dat! Wez will look it up as soon as peachie gits up from hers nap!
- p n c
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u/Necessary-Limit-1454 ICBGC Subchapter Europe 1d ago
Happee Birffdae, Drew. Tree means tree times as many crimez!
Balu, Judge of de Churu Pirates
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u/Merryannm 1d ago
Happy birthday fren Drew. As my hooman says, many happy returns of the day!
Toulouse the big orange cat
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u/discdoggie 1d ago
Happy birthday Drew! Tell hoomans your sneaky sis stole your prezentz and need more. 3 more
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u/Charivari8 1d ago
Fanks fren! I stole my presint back! I tink yoo rite, I need tree more presints or at leass treets. -Drew
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u/BirthdaySalt2112 1d ago
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u/Haunting_Bend346 Elliot the Tuxie 1d ago
Happy Birfday fren Drew! Yooz a butiful kitteh jus lyke yoor sisfur Tali!
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u/Traroten 1d ago
Nisse, most glorious Floof here!
Tree is most important birfday! You no longer a kitten! Hoomins have to treat you with respect! Remember dis!
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u/gt0163c Ai Maiself ❤️ 1d ago
Happyz Birftdayz fren Drew! Mez, Kota, an sisfur Nix, hopez ouz habz da pawsomez day an getz all da yumy squishy fudz an da very fine boxez an getz to doz all da bestestez crimez! Go Crimez!
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u/Charivari8 17h ago
Fanks frenz Kota an Nix! Wher yoo get dose cool names? Drew
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u/gt0163c Ai Maiself ❤️ 14h ago
Tank youz Drew. Iz, Kota, habz da namez Dakota wif my beforez pawrentz. But dey noz culdz takz carez ob mez so Iz goz libz wif da short-timez hoomanz fur da whilez beforez Iz do da dopt ob Meowmy. Meowmy sayz da namez Dakota noz fitz mez so shez callz me Kota.
Sisfur Nix habz da namez Alice wif dan short-timez hoomanz. But shez wif da short-timez hoomanz fur many fureberz. But den shez findz an do da dopt ob Meowmy too. Meowmy sayz shez knowz da hoomanz Alicez so shez callz Nix Nix after da moon of Plutoz (shez sayz Plutoz iz stillz da planetz an alwayz willz bez!) an da German water spritez. Iz noz knowz what datz iz but Meowmy sayz iz da tingz dat doz da crimez. Go Crimez! An Nix was bery gudz at da crimez when shez was da kindaz smolz. Shez stillz triez to doz da crimez now, but shez biggerz an doz mor napz so shez noz habz az much timez fur crimez. Go Crimez!
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u/Charivari8 6h ago
Das very cool. My mom also sai da sem about Pluto (hoomans talk all kinda crazy stuff). I am leik yoo guys cause my nem is longer: my full nem is Uncle Alexandru but Dey call me Drew.
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u/rawbery79 Ai Maiself ❤️ 1d ago
Happy birthday, Drew!
YEAH, happy BIRTHDAY buddy!
Casey and Pixel
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u/Super_Reading2048 21h ago
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u/Charivari8 17h ago
Omg!!! Fanks fren Jackie Vin! Is dat you sing on de cart? Drew
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u/Super_Reading2048 17h ago
No another kitty modeled for that birthday card.
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u/Charivari8 16h ago
I hav to say few! Dat cat look kinda crazee an I was a little scare of them!
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u/Shine-Total 1d ago
Happy birfday fren Drew! Wez sendn yuz many birfday wishez and hopez yuz gets many treatoz. And don’t forget to dooz many crimez. GO CRIMEZ! - Missy queen of mez meowmy and Cosmo
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u/SevereVideo Stoker, le vampurr miaou 1d ago
Happee birfdae Drew! Yew lookz majestic! A troo King!
PssPss - go CRIMEZ!
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u/Charivari8 17h ago
Fanks fren, dat make me feel so happy, is a birfday presint! Drew Sorry, Tali not have the phone any more today! Ha!
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u/SevereVideo Stoker, le vampurr miaou 8h ago
Mew hope Tali haz gibe yew the birfdae presint! And good cuddlez! Mew iz happee yew haz a bestest dae!
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u/white-knight-owl 23h ago
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u/Charivari8 17h ago
Fanks cuddly frens! I never had a birfday wish from a dog! Dis big day for me. Drew
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u/reddituser6835 Ai Maiself ❤️ 1d ago
Happi birbday, drew! At yooz planin anee speshul crimez tooday?
Iz hopes Yoo Getz lotz ob speshul treetos tooday!
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u/Charivari8 17h ago
Fanks fren! I had so much presints an treets, I had no time for crimez. Tomorrow I do crimez! Go crimez! Drew
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u/Connect-Smell761 Professor Garrington, Pawyer 1d ago
Dis best pickiture, mek ma mums larf!! Flappy birdday fren Drew!!
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u/luciferskitty 1d ago
Happee birdday, fren Drew! Iz hopez you getz a lot of chinkin n churus today!
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u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose Ai Maiself ❤️ Queen Void, Princess Donna & Princess Astrid 1d ago
Happi bifday, fren Drew.
Weoews can haz cake?
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u/AngryManx Best Snitch 1d ago
Happy birfday fren Drew! Gud crimez Tali!!
You fren, Lucy da Snitch
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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Em-pear-or Oliber da Red 1d ago
Happy Birfday!
Ai send Ur brudder sum lizzards. 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
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u/tuffsmudgecat 1d ago
Happee bird day!!!
We fink youz bof looks like Egypt Cat Gods.
--Brownie & Crouton, amateur menaces
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u/One_Advantage793 Consigliere 22h ago
I Smuffi the wildcat sez heppy birffday Tali's brudder Drew!
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u/Sea-Independent9863 crimez expert in training 21h ago
Hippo birdy two ewe……..erm, two Drew!
I, Gooze say botf uv yous deserve treats, n scritches, n toona, n churus. So we tell yous pawrents!
And of corse Oh hai!
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u/Charivari8 17h ago
Fanks Goose fren! (Iz yoo a reel goos?) Drew
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u/Sea-Independent9863 crimez expert in training 15h ago
I is not a honker, I is a radar intercept ossifer. My sisfur Maverick n I got names from a show on the lite box. Furget show…..best firearm or sumthin.
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u/Cocorico4am 21h ago edited 14h ago
DREW!! Tank U fur lettin uz no bout yer Sister'z burfday!
Dis fur yer bee-U-tea-full Sister:
Happy Burfday to YOU!
Now itz time to getz Your Churu zzzz!
an sum fur yer Brother TOO!
Yer both vary vary han-some boyz. bro'z a han-some boy...
an youse de pertEst grrrL
Hey, how'ya doin?
Bevo the Oranj BowlingBall Boi
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u/catstaffer329 The Cat Overlords Monet and Lilly 20h ago
Happy Birfday to Drew! Happy Birfday Dear Drewww! We hope yoo Gets Good Crimez to Do!
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u/ApoplecticApple 17h ago
Happy Birfday Drew. Wishing you all da treatos and churus and extra warm sunbeams to bask in today.
Ledley fren of Cattos
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u/FloofingWithFloofers Floofaloofs on da loose 15h ago
Happy birfday frens!!! I wish u all da yumyums in da wurld!!!
The Floofaloofs on da Loose gang
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u/Expo006 Aegis, Burpy the Terrible, and Francis. 12h ago
HAPPY BIRFAY AND GO CRIMZ
-Burpy, Aegis, and Francis.
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u/Literally_Taken 7h ago
Burpy, apparently your name is inspiring. I surprised myself by burping as I read it.
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u/Cruisingpenguin Ai Maiself ❤️ 1d ago
Happee birfday fren Drew! I likes youse ears!
You fren, Teddy teh Floof
Dis me take a floofy nap in youse birfday honor.