r/legalcatadvice 1d ago

CAT TALK Frens, join me to wish mine brofer, Drew, happy birfday!

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Tali heer, mine littel brofer Drew is tree today! (I stole his prezent, go crimez!)

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u/Cruisingpenguin Ai Maiself ❤️ 1d ago

Happee birfday fren Drew! I likes youse ears!

You fren, Teddy teh Floof

Dis me take a floofy nap in youse birfday honor.

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u/Charivari8 1d ago

Fanks fren Floof! Ai wish yoo a happy nap! -Drew

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u/wilted_melodrama Ollie da Emperor n Yoshi da Empress 1d ago

Happy burfday fren Drew! Lub Yoshi n Ollie

Pee Ess - meowmy wanna kno what kind ob kitty yoo is!

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u/Charivari8 1d ago

Hi frens! Fanks! I iz a blue Abyssinian (mai sisser Tali is a ruddy Abyssinian). -Drew

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u/wilted_melodrama Ollie da Emperor n Yoshi da Empress 1d ago

Yoo guys berry pretty n distinguishified!

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u/Skalaquinn 1d ago

Happi birfday fren Drew! We Hope's you haf a pawsome day & lots of treets. Skali & Randall.

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u/Charivari8 1d ago

Fanks Skali an Randal frens! -Drew

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u/yoshdee Wendy da tubbs and Ruby the wonk 🐯🐼 1d ago

Happy birfday drew!!! Love, Wendy and Ruby.

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u/Charivari8 1d ago

Fanks Ruby and Wendy frenz! Yoo look so comfy in dat pichur! -Drew

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u/BeneficialLab1654 Lucy the Lovebug, Anti-Borthole Probing activist 1d ago

Happy birbday, fren Drew! This means your hooman must give you a birb of your choice. 🐦 can be to eat or to play with. Enjoy your day and do crimz!

Lucy the Lovebug

Fake birb cuz it’s not my birbday

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u/Charivari8 1d ago

Fanks fren Lucy! Birb?! I so essited to have a birb, dis iz grate! You haf a gud birb dere, it look reel ta me. - Drew P.S. iz yoo a lovebug cause you full of love? I askin cause I am dat wai. I have da mose loudest purr all da time.

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u/BeneficialLab1654 Lucy the Lovebug, Anti-Borthole Probing activist 23h ago

Yes, Mama says I’m the loviest cat! I like to be thisclosetoheratalltimes, specially when she is doing her work. I also very fond of meeting new people and licking everyone who pets me. (Mama calls me “Licky Lu” sometimes.) I iz glad to hear you are full of love, too, my fren! Iz best way to be!

Lucy tL

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u/Special_Tip_6428 Ai Maiself ❤️ 1d ago

Happee birfdae drew! We, hopes itz filled with catnips, toys, lotsa treetsies and da bestestes naps!! Yu frens, 😸 peachie n 😸 creamie

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u/Charivari8 1d ago

Fanks frenz peachie an creamie! (I hope yoo visit da subredcat bout cats wif food nems) -Drew

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u/Special_Tip_6428 Ai Maiself ❤️ 1d ago

O! Wez doan no abowt dat! Wez will look it up as soon as peachie gits up from hers nap!

  • p n c

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u/butterfly-garden Eebil Greeble Pawtrol 1d ago

Happy birfday, fren!

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u/Charivari8 1d ago

Fanks fren!

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u/WildColonialGirl Ai Maiself ❤️ 1d ago

Happy birthday Drew! ❤️Sam and Deuce

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u/Charivari8 1d ago

Fanks Sam and Deuce frens! ❤️Drew

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u/Necessary-Limit-1454 ICBGC Subchapter Europe 1d ago

Happee Birffdae, Drew. Tree means tree times as many crimez!

Balu, Judge of de Churu Pirates

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u/Charivari8 1d ago

Fanks Judge Balu fren! I do all da crimez today! -Drew

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u/Merryannm 1d ago

Happy birthday fren Drew. As my hooman says, many happy returns of the day!

Toulouse the big orange cat

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u/Charivari8 1d ago

Fanks fren Toulouse! Yoo hab a grate name! -Drew

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u/Shferitz crimez expert in training 1d ago

Happy birfday fren!

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u/Charivari8 1d ago

Fanks fren!!!!-Drew

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u/discdoggie 1d ago

Happy birthday Drew! Tell hoomans your sneaky sis stole your prezentz and need more. 3 more

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u/Charivari8 1d ago

Fanks fren! I stole my presint back! I tink yoo rite, I need tree more presints or at leass treets. -Drew

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u/BirthdaySalt2112 1d ago

Happy Birfday, Drew 🎂 🎊🪅🥳🎈🎁🍨🍾🍣🍗🍤🍕💖

Arietty 12f SIC of Oriental Extraction

Dis me, Arietty

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks fren Arietty! Yoo iz very very bootiful kitty!❤️-Drew

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u/BirthdaySalt2112 3h ago

Fank youz for the compawment. Youz and Tali are berry handsome.

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u/plantyjen 1d ago

Hapee birfday, fren Drew! Ai hopez yu getz lotz an lotz ob treatos and cuddlezez today!

Luv, RP da tuxedo

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks fren RP! Yoo luk very fancee! I had grate day! Drew

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u/not_so_visible Mr. Cat, ICBGC pirate an Purrfeshunal Napper 1d ago

Happy birfday!!

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u/Charivari8 1d ago

Fanks fren!

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u/Haunting_Bend346 Elliot the Tuxie 1d ago

Happy Birfday fren Drew! Yooz a butiful kitteh jus lyke yoor sisfur Tali!

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u/Charivari8 1d ago

Fanks fren, dat nice ta heer! -Drew

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u/Traroten 1d ago

Nisse, most glorious Floof here!

Tree is most important birfday! You no longer a kitten! Hoomins have to treat you with respect! Remember dis!

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks fren Nisse! I defrinetly ready for some respec! -Drew

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u/gt0163c Ai Maiself ❤️ 1d ago

Happyz Birftdayz fren Drew! Mez, Kota, an sisfur Nix, hopez ouz habz da pawsomez day an getz all da yumy squishy fudz an da very fine boxez an getz to doz all da bestestez crimez! Go Crimez!

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks frenz Kota an Nix! Wher yoo get dose cool names? Drew

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u/gt0163c Ai Maiself ❤️ 14h ago

Tank youz Drew. Iz, Kota, habz da namez Dakota wif my beforez pawrentz. But dey noz culdz takz carez ob mez so Iz goz libz wif da short-timez hoomanz fur da whilez beforez Iz do da dopt ob Meowmy. Meowmy sayz da namez Dakota noz fitz mez so shez callz me Kota.

Sisfur Nix habz da namez Alice wif dan short-timez hoomanz. But shez wif da short-timez hoomanz fur many fureberz. But den shez findz an do da dopt ob Meowmy too. Meowmy sayz shez knowz da hoomanz Alicez so shez callz Nix Nix after da moon of Plutoz (shez sayz Plutoz iz stillz da planetz an alwayz willz bez!) an da German water spritez. Iz noz knowz what datz iz but Meowmy sayz iz da tingz dat doz da crimez. Go Crimez! An Nix was bery gudz at da crimez when shez was da kindaz smolz. Shez stillz triez to doz da crimez now, but shez biggerz an doz mor napz so shez noz habz az much timez fur crimez. Go Crimez!

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u/Charivari8 6h ago

Das very cool. My mom also sai da sem about Pluto (hoomans talk all kinda crazy stuff). I am leik yoo guys cause my nem is longer: my full nem is Uncle Alexandru but Dey call me Drew.

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u/Alorxico 1d ago

Happy birfday, Fren!!! 🎉🎊🎂🧁🎁

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks fren!!!

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u/rawbery79 Ai Maiself ❤️ 1d ago

Happy birthday, Drew!

YEAH, happy BIRTHDAY buddy!

Casey and Pixel

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks frens Casey an Pixel! ❤️❤️Drew

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u/Super_Reading2048 21h ago

Happy puuurday Drew!

~ Jackie Vin

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Omg!!! Fanks fren Jackie Vin! Is dat you sing on de cart? Drew

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u/Super_Reading2048 17h ago

No another kitty modeled for that birthday card.

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u/Charivari8 16h ago

I hav to say few! Dat cat look kinda crazee an I was a little scare of them!

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u/Super_Reading2048 16h ago

See this is my 6th birthday picture from September, I’m not scary. I do hope you get lots of treats today.

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u/Charivari8 16h ago

Not at all scaree, yoo bootiful!❤️

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u/Shine-Total 1d ago

Happy birfday fren Drew! Wez sendn yuz many birfday wishez and hopez yuz gets many treatoz. And don’t forget to dooz many crimez. GO CRIMEZ! - Missy queen of mez meowmy and Cosmo

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks frens Missy an Cosmo! Go crimez! Drew

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u/SevereVideo Stoker, le vampurr miaou 1d ago

Happee birfdae Drew! Yew lookz majestic! A troo King!

PssPss - go CRIMEZ!

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks fren, dat make me feel so happy, is a birfday presint! Drew Sorry, Tali not have the phone any more today! Ha!

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u/SevereVideo Stoker, le vampurr miaou 8h ago

Mew hope Tali haz gibe yew the birfdae presint! And good cuddlez! Mew iz happee yew haz a bestest dae!

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u/FairyGodmothersUnion Minx, Athena, and Marmalade 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈 Investigators 1d ago

Happy birbday to Drew, 🎶 Happy birbday to Drew, 🎵 Happy birbday hansom kitty, 🎶 Happy birbday to Drew! Love, Minx, Marmalade and Athena

An mannny more!

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks bootiful frens!!! I lov dat song yoo sing! Drew

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u/white-knight-owl 23h ago

Hapy brfday from yur furends Freya, Lucipurr, and Loki

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks cuddly frens! I never had a birfday wish from a dog! Dis big day for me. Drew

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u/Akumetsu33 Fellow cat 1d ago

Happy birthday Drew!

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks fren!

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u/reddituser6835 Ai Maiself ❤️ 1d ago

Happi birbday, drew! At yooz planin anee speshul crimez tooday?

Iz hopes Yoo Getz lotz ob speshul treetos tooday!

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks fren! I had so much presints an treets, I had no time for crimez. Tomorrow I do crimez! Go crimez! Drew

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u/Connect-Smell761 Professor Garrington, Pawyer 1d ago

Dis best pickiture, mek ma mums larf!! Flappy birdday fren Drew!!

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks fren! Laff iz gud! Drew

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u/luciferskitty 1d ago

Happee birdday, fren Drew! Iz hopez you getz a lot of chinkin n churus today!

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks fren! Drew

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u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose Ai Maiself ❤️ Queen Void, Princess Donna & Princess Astrid 1d ago

Happi bifday, fren Drew.

Weoews can haz cake?

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks fren! I save a peese of cake for Yoo! Drew

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u/AngryManx Best Snitch 1d ago

Happy birfday fren Drew! Gud crimez Tali!!

You fren, Lucy da Snitch

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks Lucy fren! Drew

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u/Silvermouse29 Ai Maiself ❤️ 1d ago

Happy Birthday, Drew!

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks fren!

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u/sunset796 Ai Maiself ❤️ 1d ago

Happee birfday, fren Drew!

Timmy the Void

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks fren Timmy!

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Em-pear-or Oliber da Red 1d ago

Happy Birfday!

Ai send Ur brudder sum lizzards. 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks fren! I love lizards!!!! Drew

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Em-pear-or Oliber da Red 15h ago

Dey iz funz two chase!

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u/tuffsmudgecat 1d ago

Happee bird day!!!

We fink youz bof looks like Egypt Cat Gods.

--Brownie & Crouton, amateur menaces

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Wow, Fanks frenz Brownie an Crouton! You post pichur of yoo guyz? Drew

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u/One_Advantage793 Consigliere 22h ago

I Smuffi the wildcat sez heppy birffday Tali's brudder Drew!

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks fren Smuffi, now you my fren too! Drew

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u/One_Advantage793 Consigliere 17h ago

Yay new fren Drew!

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u/Sea-Independent9863 crimez expert in training 21h ago

Hippo birdy two ewe……..erm, two Drew!

I, Gooze say botf uv yous deserve treats, n scritches, n toona, n churus. So we tell yous pawrents!

And of corse Oh hai!

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks Goose fren! (Iz yoo a reel goos?) Drew

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u/Sea-Independent9863 crimez expert in training 15h ago

I is not a honker, I is a radar intercept ossifer. My sisfur Maverick n I got names from a show on the lite box. Furget show…..best firearm or sumthin.

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u/basketofminks 21h ago

Have a fantastically felonious birthday, Drew!

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks fren! Go crimez! Drew

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u/dimrose20 21h ago

Happy birthday Drew!

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks fren!

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u/Cocorico4am 21h ago edited 14h ago

DREW!! Tank U fur lettin uz no bout yer Sister'z burfday!
Dis fur yer bee-U-tea-full Sister:
Happy Burfday to YOU!
Now itz time to getz Your Churu zzzz!
an sum fur yer Brother TOO!

Yer both vary vary han-some boyz. bro'z a han-some boy...
an youse de pertEst grrrL
Hey, how'ya doin?
Bevo the Oranj BowlingBall Boi

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks fren! (Tali is girl.) Drew

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u/catstaffer329 The Cat Overlords Monet and Lilly 20h ago

Happy Birfday to Drew! Happy Birfday Dear Drewww! We hope yoo Gets Good Crimez to Do!

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks frenz! Go crimez! Drew

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u/JetPlane_88 18h ago

Happ berf Dru!!!!! 🖤 —Void

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks Void fren!

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u/ApoplecticApple 17h ago

Happy Birfday Drew. Wishing you all da treatos and churus and extra warm sunbeams to bask in today.

Ledley fren of Cattos

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u/Charivari8 17h ago

Fanks fren Ledley!

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u/FloofingWithFloofers Floofaloofs on da loose 15h ago

Happy birfday frens!!! I wish u all da yumyums in da wurld!!!

The Floofaloofs on da Loose gang

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u/Charivari8 6h ago

Fanks gang of frens!

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u/Expo006 Aegis, Burpy the Terrible, and Francis. 12h ago

HAPPY BIRFAY AND GO CRIMZ

-Burpy, Aegis, and Francis.

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u/Literally_Taken 7h ago

Burpy, apparently your name is inspiring. I surprised myself by burping as I read it.

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u/Charivari8 6h ago

Fanks frens! Go crimez! Drew