I demand a pawyer! Meow was just checkin’ da locks!

[u/BigConsideration4]

[u/Necessary-Limit-1454]

Dat mudsh iz obwius. De hoomans responsible are heerbei found giltee of defaming an' poopliklee shaming a hardwerking kittee who iz jusht doing her job!

Balu, Judge of de Churu Pirates

[u/reddituser6835]

Hang in dere kittieh! Halp iz on da way!

[u/Exciting-Ad-6551]

Clearly dis kitty is a security purrfessional and is doin an inspection!

-Molly, certified good girl, border collie and friend to all furry creatures.

[u/Connect-Smell761]

Look at dis kittie aflete doin his early mornin werkowt rootine!!

Hims juss warmin up officer!! Nuffink to sees here!!