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Invite to a Senior Gentlecat's 20th Birbday
Hello to all the cats & anipals on the bestest sub on reddit! Hoomin here but I beg forgive cos I'm here to invite you all to celebrate Garfield's 20th birbday which is in 20 days time - 24th April.
Some of you Garfield is very close to & counts as his besties. I am aware there are shyer cats who maybe hang here but don't talk much. You are ALL loved & appreciated whether you are chatty or not & Garfield & me are grateful for all of you.
You've got us thru some really bad times when sometimes this sub & the love & kindness we found here was the only good thing that kept us going.
Please drop in if you can to his pawty, you will ALL be most welcome & we will be providing plenty of nip & nipagne as well as delicious trets, so put 24th April in your diaries & we...
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Pals it Garfield, 19, expert pawyer, here. I apologise profusely for my servant daring to post on our sub. She will be chastised fur her arrogance & I haf done an OUTRAYG & an IGNORR ob daft mare.
But I would LOVE it if you would celebrate wif me on my 20th birbday. There are several pals wif birbdays around dis time & I bery happy to share a pawty! Da more da merrier I say!
All frens welcome, whether yoo post on here or just like to read da comments, I lubs yoo all & want to haf fun wif as many ob yoo as possible.
Hi fren Garfield, we iz all gonna come to da party. Meowmy says she will getz us catnip to bring to da party. Iz me, Addams Stopit, but I iz gonna bring all my broders and sisfurs wit me.
Meowmy sayz she don't have a picktur of all of us, so her fren Paige drew dis. We iz ALL gonna partee!!!! Tank youse.
Fank yoo so much fren Addams Stopit! I be so excited to meet all your brofurs & sisfurs & am honoured dat yoo will be at my pawty! We gonna haf lotsa fun! 😹😹😹
Edit - Meowmy is in awe ob your pal's talent. Dat iz amazing picture!
Mr P, you want to share kangaroo? I iz in Brisbane.
Garfield, I not know my birfday but 24 April is mine gotcha day. I fink dis means day I got my Meowmy, 17 years ago. She say it ok for me to come to pawty too tho - is good to meet new friends in person at our honourable age
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u/lngsfngsMr P, Junior Paw Clerk, Australasian chapter ICBGC6h ago
Yes Miss Lila! Let's get da roo togesfur! Ai in Melbourne so will pick yoo up on da wai
Calling all udder Australasian Chapter to jump on da kangaroo to meet Sir Garfield fer his Birfday!
Ai Montague Murder Mittens Grandpa Cat and 19 year olds would likes accept invitation. No bringing mah smols Jones and Ripley. They eat all the snacks and no share.
But dere going to be a special beebee corner for da illegal smols where dey be looked after. So yoo can bring or not my fellow senior Gentlecat frens. I just bery happy dat yoo is coming! 😹😹😹
Jones & Ripley, mebbe fren Monty scurred dat you two lil ones might toot at da party but din wanna say it out loudz! (I tink dat would be ok, yer smols and kitty toots alwus mak mai meowmy do a laff so Garfield’s hoomins wud prob do laffs too, no need to worry bout emburissments!)
Aww, a speshul beebee corner, how sweet!! Ai say ok put beebee in corner if it speshul n wif cute smol beebees! 😻
As Chief of da Tuscaloosa Tribez, I will try to gathur up mai tribe. Ai will need a gud size conveyance cuz it’s me, mai fellow inside brudders n sisfurs n da cat colony dat stay in meowma’s fenced in backyard (doan worry, dey has houses n lectric blankies n beds n food n wooter n love n snuggles, dey just no lik inside). Dis my whole Tribe!
We fank you for da invite! Ai wish we cud surprise Garfield by arriving in hot air bawloon but meowmy sez murder mittens n bawloons no mix! Happy birfday, Garfield!
Dis be a great honour Baby P & RB! I haf been so purroud since I join ICBGC, it my happiest moment when I got mai member card! I so happy yoo will be at mai pawty, it gonna be WILD!!! 😹😹😹
BTW I fink yoo send wrong picture. I see no cat in dis one.
I will post on da day early & pals can just drop in, see who is commenting, leave a comment, share a nip cigar & nipagne wif pals, haf a dance wif whoever iz around, dere no hard & fast rules, we just come on sub & enjoy ourselves! Yoo so welcome mai pal, I do hope yoo can come! 😹😹😹
Fank yoo Coal! I lukin forward to trying your top nip! I furgives Meowmy dis time, she try to do nice fing. But she a doofus & lately dere SO MANY hoomins on da sub. I not want her to get ideas above her station! Mol 😹😹😹
Fren Garfield, Ai maiself am happy to celebrate a fellow elder gentlecat! I promise I won’t bring this idiot. He is, however, gud at serving champagne to ovver spare can openers.
Is me, Max the Destroyer disgusted wif Hooman neediness.
Max I so happy dat yoo be dere wif me! I sympathise wif yoo ober your hoomin. Dey iz pawful in general, so difficult to control! Can't get da staff dese days sighs at hoomin iniquity 😹😹😹
Fren Max, my meowmy’s fav drunk drank is champagne too. After a few, Meowmy sez some folks tink hoomins in Alabama only drink corn squeezins, den she do a laff. (She tinks she entertainin when drankin, Ai roll mai eyes at da spektacul). -Tigerlily
Dis is mi sissy Chloe’s birfday too. Then mi otha sissy Boo and ai have birfday May16th. We wombmates. We all be 13. Ai mite like to go to pawty butt ai neva been before. Ai don’t want to comitt a faux paw. What to bring? What to ware?(we are a meowstly nudist colony here) Will otha kittehs like me?
Pawties are great for shy kitties! I shy too but a little catnip will loosen things right up, and then it’s tails in the air like we just don’t care!!!
Iz gunna RSVeePee to youse pawty! We shud has moosic, nip, chinkin and all da gud tings! Also bed fur napping n no hoomins alowed! Tellz youse meowmy tank youse fur da invite but don furget to bapbapbap her fur using your account. Love, Kitty, tuxedo F, furrever 15🌈
Can’t wait for the fun, sir! I don’t know if your human knows that we went to law school together back in the aughts. Xoxo black Frankie, atty at paw and 19
Garfield! I comes to the Pawtee and bring all our Australasian and Nu Zeeland frens on da flying Kangaroo! We bring snakks n nip. We luv pawtee. Fanks for da invites. My sisfur Tinkerbell does security? Do youse need security? We can get rowdee!! Luv Twix teh Ginger ICBGC Australasian chapta and Tinkerbell (Security).
Weez in da yoo-ess, but weez wanna ride da flyeeng kangaroo to! Weez nebber Metz a kangaroo beeforz. Will yooz be gibbing ryds at da pawty or will kangaroo fren bee tyred?
Princess (u/knitwit3) haf arranged fur her hoomin to be our servant, opening all da many trets we gonna nom! I so excited bout your present! I can't wait! Fank yoo so much 😹😹😹
Ai thot yooz meowmy did a snek heer acuz it was gunna bee a surrpriz pawty. Weez will all bee dere an Weez bring rowtissurry chicken fur ebbrykittieh. Iff weez can find meowmy’s munneyz, weez bring churu to! Ai, Bo, iz jus abowt yooz age, so weez will hab lotz ta tawk abowt! See yooz soon, fren Garfield! Iz hopez ta find a nyce qwy-it spot ta reelax an wach da younginz hab a gud tyme.
Dear pal Bo, dere will be a chill out room wif many comfy blankies & cat beds where we can go to relax & share a nip cigar! I deelited dat yoo iz all coming, I bery honoured!
Hi fren Garfield, Tanks for da invyte! We are going To be Der bicos we lub sell a bray shins! From Skali, Randall, Oscar, Olaf, Skye & our haws fot transport. We Southafricats.
Squirrel! Mai long time pal, we will be live online on da sub all day, yoo will be dere just like efurryone else! I wud nefur let yoo miss out & it wouldn't be da same wifout my oranj senior Gentlecat fren! 😹😹😹
I try to avoid da pawparazzi cos dey always want pics ob me (ok it's Meowmy, but she as bad as dem nuisances!). Pls fank Meowmy fur scritches! stretches out enjoying scritches & pets
Princess here. I'll come! I'll bring my hoomin servant with a bunch of churus. I don't like churus, but she LOVES feeding them to other catos! We'll need someone with thumbs to help open our treatz! I'll make her get the cronchy kind, too! They're my fav!
Congrats, Garfield! I hope you have loads of fun and get real birbs (chimkin counts!) for your birbday!
Dat iz what hoomins is fur! I fink I mistakenly said yoo was looking after da illegal smols, I can't remember who said it now! Sorry if I make mistake. Many pals been offering many services & mai senior brain iz hafing a moment!
I can help with that! We'll keep my hoomin very busy helping with all sortz of tasks. She's good at opening treatos, scooping boxes, wrangling hoomin kittens, flicking wand toys, giving brushiez, and is mostly okay as a warm lap, although she tends to squirm a bit. I'm sure we can get her to help watch the smols!
My meowmy has broad shoulders and big soft bosoms perfect for stepping on while shoulder surfing! She is clumsy and tends to sneeze if you rub too much in her face.
I think all hoomins are pretty dumb. When I first adopted mine, she had never been around cats! She treated me like a dog! Tried to take me for walks, thought my ears being back was good, gave me treats in a baby voice, all sorts of confusion. Luckily, I was able to do some training on her and get other hoomin servants to help her with some pointers on how to be a better cat servant. She has improved. Hoomins are lucky to have us cats around! Don't know what they'd do without us!
Dey wud be lost wifout us. Mine wud be walking in circles twittering to herself. Herm used to be chonk. Now herm a bone. But not tasty. Herm smell funny like all hoomin's. Ew.
Mkay I will bring my best organic strain that our auntie brought over to befriend us. We played hard to get so she would give us more so we have lots to share!!
I Smuffi the wildcat woll be dere furr dis furry speshull dey fren Garfield. I canna wait! I nowt kno my birffdey cauz I wuz woods kitteh but Aprull 11 iz mai gotcha dey when I dopted da hoomomma an move inna tha hauz which ai awso claim dat dey! Iz gonna be mai 10 gotchas dey. I woll lub ta celebrake dis portent dey wiff fren Garfield!
I will be there to wish my fren Garfield the happiest of birbdays! Iz going to be the biggest & best birbday bash in your honor! Ai maiself will bring 20 birb toys to celebrate with. 🎉 I look forward to seeing you (& maybe taking a spin around the floor with you, too!)
Dear Timmy, we will haf lotsa trets & wud appreciate anyfing yoo bring! Dat bery kind ob yoo, I looking forward to seeing yoo, we haf da bestest fun! 😹😹😹
The student intern has a birthday around the same time, but everyone knows human birthdays aren’t nearly as important as those for cattses. So I will celebrate with you!
Fren Garfield! Earlee happee birfday fren! Me (I Teddy!) and my brudder LBC (yes, Little Black Cat) wood loves to come! Does youse has a zaminon wish list fur gifts? Or maybee register on Chewee? I bring churus to shares and hope youse gots Kitty-okee masheen!
You fren, Teddy teh Floof
Dis me (Ai Teddy!) do a steel of da momma case suit
(Thank you for gracing us with Garfield’s presence. He’s always a joy to hear from, and I love his feisty old man attitude 😹❤️)
Wez wud likez tu RHisssVP to yuz party on da 24th...souns likez funz will be had by all da kitties! Heowppy early birbday, Fren Garfield!
Yur Frens Grayson, da Blue and Onyx da Void
Sam here! Things are rough in my house right now because Deuce isn’t feeling well. Everyone send healing vibes to him so he recovers and we can go to the party. As annoying as he can be sometimes, he’s nice and warm to snuggle with and he makes life more interesting.
Henlo fren Garfield. Iz Kota an sisfur Nix. Wez wud lubz to comez to youz pawtee. Wez willz brinz da very fine boxez fur all da kittiez to enjoyz. An maybez sisfur Nix can sneakz into da treatoz hidinz place da Meowmy noz tinkz wez knowz aboutz an bringz sum treatoz to sharez!
Fren Garfield, my sisfur and Iz would be honored to celebrate youz birbday, if youz will hab us!! Wez bringing some toonas and temtayshuns and some bery fine nip!
Besfren Toulouse ( u/Merryannm ), hopefully you and Nugget will come pawtee wif us? Fren Garfield is turning 20!! It wouldn't be a pawtee wif out youz!
Thank you furr tellin me abowt this, besfren BK! Would have been so sad if I dint see it and missed telling fren Garfield happy birthday.
We will be there! Can’t miss such an impurrtant gentlecat’s birthday! Iz tellin Nugget she may have to behave at this pawtee.
Iz not getting to be on the fone as much lately becawse hooman has been tryin to Improove Her Helth. This means shez doing things like moving arownd more. Obviously I hav to keep an eye on her furr her safety.
Look forward to seein you and Meatball at the pawtee!
Baby Cali here, dis my first timez being invite to a pawty! What an honor! I will be there to celebrate fren Garfield da most handsome young fren ❤️❤️❤️❤️ let's pawty!!
Cali I so happy yoo be dere! Yoo haf melted Meowmy, she slobber over fone at your cute pic, mol. Don't worry I restrain da doofus so yoo won't be bothered by herm. Dere iz a speshul room for illegal smols where yoo will haf all da fun fings like trets, toona, chimken, nip & cosy blankies fur naps.
Fren Garfield, if yew will haz us, wew will be happee to join yew to celebrate yew mostest amazeeng birfdae! 20 is a biefdae to no forgety! Wew will bring the nip, the ballz and the egg that make tweata rainz! Meowmy meowz she will halp bring all...as if wew need halp... stoopid
Ruben! I so excite dat yoo will be dere! We honour Murphy too, himb deserb. Mai Meowmy's Meowmy haf herm birbday on 9th may! She been gone long time now, Meowmy still miss herm.
Fwen Garfield,dis Whiskers. As am otrb, neede too attttend in spiwit!!! Butt, an dis impawtant, ai wil send sum spiwituwal nipagne. Ifn yoo weminde mee. Ai iz owanj, wemembah.
Whiskers! Mai bestie! Long time no meow. I know yoo will be dere in spirit, along with all our beloved otrb pals. I will send out reminders if I can stoopid Meowmy to remember! We might share a braincell being boff oranj, but herm nefur haf site of a braincell in herm life, not eben once! 😹😹
Wise Garfield, we wud be honnnored to attend yur 20th birbday! We offer our very best wishes in advans! I will write yu one of my special pomes for yu! Thank yu for the invitashun! Love, Minx
Wise Garfield, we wud be honnnored to attend yur 20th birbday! We offer our very best wishes in advans! I will write yu one of my special pomes for yu! Thank yu for the invitashun! Love, Minx
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u/Electrical_Bar7954 Member of the International Criminal Businessgangclub (ICBGC) 20h ago
Hi fren Garfield, we iz all gonna come to da party. Meowmy says she will getz us catnip to bring to da party. Iz me, Addams Stopit, but I iz gonna bring all my broders and sisfurs wit me.
Meowmy sayz she don't have a picktur of all of us, so her fren Paige drew dis. We iz ALL gonna partee!!!! Tank youse.