Helo my frens! I hope you did not miss me (or my pawyerlee xpertees) while I was out dis weekend.
Dat is rite frens, I went into da great outdoors for thirty billion furebers, or 3 bery long days, according to Meowmy but you shouldn't do a trust in her! Meowmy was so bery dumbz dat she hears cat sound on Friday night. Now, I no usually get near da door to da place wiff big vrooms. But Friday I do a dash and go out to meet new frens! Acshully, two new frens! Aldo one fren went away cause Meowmy got to close to us so den just one fren.
New fren shows me da big trees and I smell da smells in Meowmy's speshul litterbocks, wiff all da plants! At furst, Meowmy was keepin an eye on us, but den we go close to place call woods- there lots ob trees! Meowmy says she can no see us, is 1 am and we should come out right now. But we don't! Den Meowmy spends rest of dis "weekend" doin calls for me, purrfect baby Perseis kitty. But I still no come out to see Meowmy. She sounds upset. I wait for her to be calm.
Well, today (Monday) she finally got calm and I decide to come out and say helo! Den we take a 2 hour walk around da yard. I even used da speshul litterbocks right in front of Meowmy! I could tell she was impressed and thrilled.
Anyway, ebentually I gets so thursty and Meowmy keeps tryin to make me get close for churu. I too smort! So den she says she gets me water from spigot, no drinkin green water from bucket. I let her lead me back to da haus, but no drink from spigot. Instead, I decide to go on porch, den run off porch. Den Meowmy gots my most faborite toy and she was playin wiff it on da porch, and den inside! So I am inside now, habing a rest and telling my frens of my advenshures! I look furward to readin what you guys got up to.
Oh, almost forget best part: Meowmy so happy I inside she gave me da toona from da people can. Da chunks were so big! I will soo for dis toona for ebery meal. Is my right! But furst, I nap. Maybe naps were not so good outside. But everything else was! Hehehehe!
