r/lifeguardkitties • u/Soft-Amoeba9524 • Jun 09 '24

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My adopted 12-year-old menace 🖤

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u/jzilla11 Jun 09 '24

“Aquaman, help!”

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u/Soft-Amoeba9524 Jun 09 '24

Perfect!😸

He thinks to himself after… “Sometimes you have to do what’s right, even if your heart aches against it” -Princess Mera, Aquaman (2018)

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u/jzilla11 Jun 09 '24

My old cat Jimmy was more of a Batman cat

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u/Soft-Amoeba9524 Jun 09 '24

It’s sounds as though Jimmy had great taste ❤️

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u/jzilla11 Jun 09 '24

Didn’t matter the actor or whether it was live action, animated, or a video game. He saw Batman on the TV, he’d sit and quietly watch.

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u/Soft-Amoeba9524 Jun 09 '24

That is absolutely amazing. A true fan! He sounds like he holds a very special place in your heart.

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u/Seekingfatgrowth Jun 10 '24

“Maaa!! The human is doing danger baths again”

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u/Soft-Amoeba9524 Jun 10 '24

“Fetch the life jacket!”

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u/Mitch3ll6900 Jun 15 '24

You win the internet today, thanks for the laugh!

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u/iiitme Jun 09 '24

See, that’s water! Water is evil!!!

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u/Soft-Amoeba9524 Jun 09 '24

begins frantically chanting

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u/Familiar-Kangaroo298 Jun 10 '24

OMG, she is doing it again. Who is going to feed me now?

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u/Soft-Amoeba9524 Jun 10 '24

Brilliant 😂

Always their top priority!

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u/Party-Travel5046 Jun 10 '24

She is wondering if this much foam is due to OP farting.

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u/Soft-Amoeba9524 Jun 10 '24

This one tickled me 😂

“I thought you got in there to smell better… but this… this smells worse”

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u/Longjumping-Poem-226 Jun 10 '24

I told y'all she's not dead!! She does this on purpose...come look at her!!

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u/smallfat_comeback Jun 10 '24

"EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WATER!" 😱

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u/CuriousCrane_1017 Jun 09 '24

“…ey Bert, the tub is doing that thing again…”

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u/Soft-Amoeba9524 Jun 09 '24

“I’ve told you to stay away from that thing, Ernie!”

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u/20thCenturyTCK Jun 10 '24

"You seein' this?"

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u/Soft-Amoeba9524 Jun 10 '24

“She’s lost her mind!”

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u/askvor Jun 09 '24

If you don't listen, sorry, can't help you. scoff

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u/Soft-Amoeba9524 Jun 09 '24

judgemental stare cartwheels out of room

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u/KhunDavid Jun 10 '24

"Man down!!!"

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u/defo_info Jun 10 '24 edited Jun 12 '24

“dos cervezaaaaaaaaaaas!”

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u/Feisty_Reason_6870 Jun 10 '24

Myrtle bring your iPhone. The bubbles aren’t as high!

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u/BaybarsHan Jun 10 '24

Susannnnnnn!

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u/lottieslady Jun 10 '24

Bubbly hooman soup again???

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u/Soft-Amoeba9524 Jun 10 '24

The weird and gross thing is - he often tries to drink bubbly hooman soup 😩

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u/lottieslady Jun 10 '24

He’s an awfully cute little weirdo! Please give him cuddles for me! 🐱💕

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u/Soft-Amoeba9524 Jun 10 '24

He said “prrrrrrrr” 🩷

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u/Strict_Attention_359 Jun 10 '24

“We’re gonna need more bubbles!”

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u/dysteach-MT Jun 10 '24

Hey Hal, we’re going to need the big hose for this job!

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u/Soft-Amoeba9524 Jun 10 '24

These are all brilliant 😂😂😂

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u/Sufficient_Climate_8 Jun 10 '24

I can't watch him die, for the love of Bast, why are humans so dumb!

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u/Soft-Amoeba9524 Jun 10 '24

The reference to Bast is everything!

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u/TheBigDude22 Jun 10 '24

“MA! The Meatlof!”

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u/CoCoNutsGirl98 Jun 10 '24

“Hey, it’s almost time for my lunch break. Can someone take over ?”

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u/Soft-Amoeba9524 Jun 10 '24

“I’m not paid enough for this 💩”

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u/kthaara Jun 11 '24

Dad, mom's doing that weird thing in the tub again!!!

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u/erminegarde27 Jun 12 '24

“Hey, Fido, come in and look what this crazy hooman is doing!”

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u/EmeraldLightz Jun 14 '24

“Hooman overboard!!!”

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u/Cheza1990 Jun 14 '24

Mooooom!

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u/CarmillaKarnstein27 Jun 15 '24

We need more BUBBLES!!!!!