r/lifeguardkitties 6d ago

Just making sure

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My accountability partner making sure I don’t fall into the treacherous waters below.

677 Upvotes

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u/reddituserperson1122 6d ago

Mine always did that. So cute and annoying!!!

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u/jzilla11 6d ago

“Danger could appear from anywhere. Like me!”

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u/neBular_cipHer 6d ago

This belongs in r/catsinpants, not here

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u/PungentPussyJuice 6d ago

I'll allow it

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u/Working_Ad8080 6d ago

It qualifies. You could drown in the toilet!

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

I kicked them off, as you can see. When you gotta go, you got to go. But, yeah I have house slippers that I wear and shower shoes.

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u/OzzieGrey 6d ago

Honestly such a treat. Warm friend on ankles

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u/Ok_Conversation1523 6d ago

Awwww, my dog used to do that.

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u/No-Vast-8000 6d ago

Jesus that photo needs 30% off the bottom. Almost saw your snatch and/or balls!

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u/DM_ME_Reasons_2_Live 6d ago

Shoes in the bathroom is gross af, they’re even on the carpet 🤢

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u/TheManAcrossTheHall 6d ago

Shoes are hardly the grossest things to enter bathrooms.

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u/DM_ME_Reasons_2_Live 6d ago

True, but if you wear shoes inside the house your floor will be as gross as the street. Getting into bed after walking barefoot on the street? Gross af

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u/TheManAcrossTheHall 6d ago

It's not difficult to clean bathroom floors. You're kind of acting like they've dragged dog shit into the carpet and don't intend to clean it up.

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u/DM_ME_Reasons_2_Live 6d ago

The great thing about shoes though, is that you can take them off at the door and not have to clean anything up 😂 plenty of gross stuff on the street besides dog poo too

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u/TheManAcrossTheHall 6d ago

Yeah but the point is, it doesn't matter. You're gonna clean your house anyway and whether it's shit or not doesn't matter.

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u/DM_ME_Reasons_2_Live 6d ago

You are really proud of having dirty floors and making more work for yourself, but I can’t for the life of me figure out why…

Whatever makes you happy, I guess!

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u/TheManAcrossTheHall 6d ago

Yeah, that's definitely what I just said. Get a grip, man.

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u/DM_ME_Reasons_2_Live 6d ago

Y’all barbarians