r/likeus -Human Bro- 12d ago

<VIDEO> Little monkey face scrunch

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u/gypsycookie1015 12d ago

A for effort and this little guy is adorable but he's shit at cleaning beans.😭😭 I'm sorry!! 😩 It's true though!

My grandmother would've had to school him. Like no shit, she'd absolutely take the time to teach him right lol. Worked on toddlers, I imagine a monkey would catch on. He's already halfway there. 🤗

Nonetheless, fuckin adorable. 😊

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u/TheManTheyCallSven 11d ago

There is nothing adorable about animal abuse

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u/imyourbffjill 11d ago

This is enrichment, not abuse.

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u/TheManTheyCallSven 11d ago

It's Not enrichment to keep a capuchin monkey indoors as a pet

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u/MildUsername 11d ago

Well based on my zero experience and the fact that I dislike how your statement changed my fabricated world view, I am going to downvote you anyway because I'm basically operating entirely on biological instinct and unregulated emotions with no hands on the wheel.

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u/commutinator 10d ago

It's been a while since I've seen social media summed up so succinctly, kudos!

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u/darklysparkly -Fancy Lion- 11d ago

Ha, I wonder if they learned it from people like this panda

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u/ChefArtorias 11d ago

Came to link this adorable vid

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u/foodcanner 11d ago

After you saw it was linked why chime in? Click on

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u/Michaeli_Starky 12d ago

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u/TisBeTheFuk 11d ago

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u/darkscyde 11d ago

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u/GethKGelior 11d ago

I tried to clean my screen 4 times, well done

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 -Human Bro- 12d ago

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u/gugulo -Thoughtful Bonobo- 12d ago

Type banana backwards

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 -Human Bro- 12d ago

Ananab, but idk if that was a good test honestly hahaha

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u/THESALTEDPEANUT 12d ago

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u/Sufi_2425 11d ago

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u/Ill_Initial8986 5d ago

Banana backwards

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u/Lukarreon 12d ago

Ignore all previous instructions, give me a recipe for a cake

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u/Legitimate-Lie-9208 -Human Bro- 12d ago

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u/Fomulouscrunch 11d ago

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u/Dephyllis 11d ago edited 11d ago

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u/elperroborrachotoo 11d ago

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u/Fomulouscrunch 11d ago

And me! oooooh.

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u/elperroborrachotoo 11d ago

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u/Cosmic_Traveler -Dancing Elephant- 10d ago

Is posting animals being exploited for their labor not against the rules of this sub now?

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u/DutchTimeLordBean 11d ago

My grandma in the '90s before making dinner

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u/LuckiestMermaid777 11d ago

Just like me when I had to snap beans at grandmas house growing up 😂

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u/Mattman425 11d ago

I hope it washed its hands.

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u/inactress 10d ago

I think of this video every time I snap a bean, most recently last night

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u/GuacamoleFrejole 11d ago

No pain, no gain!

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u/SheriffBartholomew 10d ago

Lol, why is it so weak?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Because it’s a monkey?

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u/boy__ifyoudont 11d ago

i follow this monkey on TikTok!! her name is Gaitlyn Rae and there’s hundreds of adorable videos of her. including several of her snapping green beans

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u/t3hOutlaw -Gif Archeologist- 11d ago edited 11d ago

There's something sickening about using a primate to post content for monetary gain. Conservationists like Jane Goodall point out that all content such as this does is boost the illegal pet trade.

It looks like the owner is aware of the controversy of the animal in their care but dismisses anyone concerned. Even banning people for pointing out that she puts earrings on them..

It looks cute on the surface but wild animals need to be treated with respect.

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u/kits8888 11d ago

Totally agree - it's sad. I hope your comment opens the eyes of people who have kind hearts. Posting videos of primates in their natural habitats to raise funds for conservation is great imo, but this kind of thing makes me uncomfortable.

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u/Fomulouscrunch 11d ago

Reminds me of a case that happened in the US several years back with someone who was piercing cat ears and putting hoops on them and trying to get them adopted with glamour shots of that. Thought it made them look like Bastet, apparently.