r/longboyes • u/TmoneyMcNasty • May 08 '24

Certified L O N G Maximum Length

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u/jellysandwichrdit May 08 '24

A gift for the Gods

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u/TmoneyMcNasty May 08 '24

She makes a fine sacrifice

16

u/lonewolfandpub May 08 '24

only the biggest of stretches

6

u/Chocomintey May 08 '24

"The Circle of Life" begins playing and the zebras and giraffes bow their heads.

64

u/AbyssDragonNamielle H E C C May 08 '24

So long but so smol...

7

u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Word

44

u/JinToots May 08 '24

My Italian greyhound is just like that. She can stretch out super long but then get under a blanket and curl up super smol!!!

18

u/TmoneyMcNasty May 08 '24

Yes! She’s currently asleep by my feet on a little ball

18

u/yumhorseonmyplate May 08 '24

"It's dangerous to go alone, take her."

13

u/PropertyTime9336 May 08 '24

Rehearsal for the Lion King 

22

u/[deleted] May 08 '24

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u/TmoneyMcNasty May 08 '24

It’s just the perspective of the camera, she’s nowhere close to it

8

u/gerstlauerguy May 08 '24

Hyperpop album cover

7

u/calyps0dreams May 08 '24

So majestic

5

u/[deleted] May 08 '24

She’s like 3feet long full stretch yet smol too. Wonderful dog!

3

u/SweetSourPossum May 08 '24

🎵The circle of life 🎶

2

u/DrDrewYeah May 08 '24

Which American Football album cover is this again?

3

u/moonlightbunnny May 08 '24

“Maaaaake your own kind of music siiinnng your own special sooong!”

2

u/mteriyaki May 08 '24

i gotta try doing this with my ig

1

u/TmoneyMcNasty May 09 '24

A spaghetti roller works too

2

u/alpaca-the-llama May 09 '24

Maximum LONGTH has been achieved!

1

u/deedee00000 May 08 '24

That is a majestic fella

1

u/CuriousTravlr May 09 '24

L O M G T H Y

1

u/honey_graves May 09 '24

Flew almost a bit too close to the Sun there

1

u/TmoneyMcNasty May 09 '24

It’s just the photo perspective. Shes nowhere near the fan

0

u/AttentionNo399 May 08 '24

Toss her up and she’ll be half the length