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u/Greasy_Cleavage 22d ago
Someone needs to explain explaining to this guy
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u/chupacadabradoo 22d ago
Just what we need, another splain splainer. The reason you don’t want more splain splainers is pretty simple really. I could go into great detail about it, but it would probably be hard for most people to understand. Either way, let me occupy your time and space to tell you why.
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u/Greasy_Cleavage 22d ago
I was seriously was hoping you were actually gonna explain it but damn got me again
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u/prince-of-dweebs 23d ago
Further proof a magician never reveals their explanations.
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u/alvares169 22d ago
Explanation unclear, penis stuck in the microwave, send help
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u/blindfoldpeak 22d ago
- Apply food lube
- Get unstuck
- Find a more appropriate hole
4-6. Some other steps
- Profit
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u/hoganloaf 22d ago
Big current from machine makes a big magnetic field. Atoms in knife jiggle around in the presence of a magnetic field: more field, more jiggle. More jiggle, more collisions, more heat. Red knife.
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u/AThrowawayProbrably 22d ago
My atom don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds
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u/2kewl4scool 21d ago
Oh my god I can’t wait until someone puts a backing track to that (unless it already happened)
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u/Capitalistdecadence 22d ago
Oh yeah I've seen this before, that "stone" is actually highly refined Uranium 235. Just a few rubs and your blade is nice and hot... Don't make any weekend plans though.
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u/BagOld5057 23d ago
What a thorough and easy to understand explanation.