r/machinesinaction • u/SirDocMrMaster • 8d ago

A scaled-down model demonstrating the process of oil extraction from onshore fields

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u/DodfatherPCFL 8d ago

“Propriotory” dang ok son….

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u/valmao 8d ago

Monosyllabically

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u/miZZulina 8d ago

 Devour feculence 

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u/giraffe_man30 7d ago

Fuck you Mr. Milchick!

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u/LuridIryx 7d ago

Devour fecalflatulence

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u/bgriswold 8d ago

Eric Andre and Jesse Gemstone have entered the chat.

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u/bryanincg 8d ago

I’ve always wanted to know how those work. Thanks for sharing

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u/Important-Zebra-69 8d ago

You don't know shit, there's all that proprietary whizz in there man.

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u/mexisparky 8d ago

It's propriatory, the man said twice. 😅

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u/LuridIryx 7d ago

Yup🙂‍↕️ a lot of work we do on these is proprietary.

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u/bryanincg 8d ago

That’s kinda my point. LOL

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u/birdguy1000 6d ago

Yeah whatever. it’s a pump.

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u/Walkthebluemarble 8d ago

He told us a story or an allegory. He said “It may sound gory.”-‘bout stayin at a proprietory dormitory w/ a bad pylori after old yakitori. Wer talkin’ purgatory w/ an exploratory suppository. I said stop bud… self-explanatory

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u/Icy_Raccoon7591 8d ago

Lol what 🤣

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u/FishTshirt 8d ago

They got a stomach bug from bad Japanese style chicken while staying in the dorms and inserted a small suppository into their rectum

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u/smilespeace 8d ago

... Nori

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u/ooOmegAaa 8d ago

"Theres also something cool happening on the inside."

"what?"

"its a secret ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

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u/Panic_00 8d ago

Fake, there's no oil

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u/Comfortable_Okra_491 8d ago

"Proprietary" 😂 busy cunt

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u/LuridIryx 7d ago

Question: was he saying the stuff inside of the model? Or the stuff inside of the real life Ellis pumps, ie that the model doesn’t model or show because it’s proprietary?

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u/Comfortable_Okra_491 7d ago

I believe he is talking about his high school model. He's trying to graduate for the 67th time.

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u/LuridIryx 7d ago edited 7d ago

I guess I poured myself a shot of this Reyka Volcano Filtered Iceland KaVod multiple minutes ago and got distracted before I added the mixer, apparently , but when I read what you said and chiefed back a gulp trustingly without a second thought I couldn’t tell where the blowing mist as I giggled began or blowing mist ‘cus of the straight rocket fuel ended, but by god its the truth this guy is really over-extending that microp of secret power entrusted in him after all these years with his $0.99cent Walmart spray painted Michael’s popsicle stick Lowe’s and harbor freight thumb screwed pinnacle of his life fucking magnum opus creation and dead-end pride laid on its back 3 minutes before retirement 😂 bahahaahahaha

This is Earth economy in a nutshell. Like this is what most of us live, breed, and die for on the daily. My god, what a life we lead!

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u/uChoice_Reindeer7903 8d ago

Why do I feel like the dude presenting would fall for ed bass masters “would you just look at it!”

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u/SweatyArmPitGuy55 8d ago

Good show Jack, but I prefer a frak.

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u/Avanatiker 7d ago

Look how our thing works here is a model - does not explain shit

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u/Cow-puncher77 7d ago

“Proprietary” Heh… Check valves and working barrels are so top-secret. I guess I should keep these worn-out bastards laying by the shop hidden so no one sees them. Definitely can’t haul them to the scrap yard. /s :rolleyes:

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u/az_reddz 6d ago

Sounds like a conversation between Hank Hill and Homer Simpson.

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u/jimmyn0thumbs 5d ago

I drink your proprietorry high school science fair milkshake!