r/madlads 2d ago

Mad 'ol Lad

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u/Kip_Schtum 2d ago

If you’re there long enough to watch a movie, they can eat the cost.

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u/SnooSprouts4802 1d ago edited 1d ago

Doctors exploiting medical codes hate this one trick!

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u/TaxsDodgersFallstar 1d ago

*hate this one (TV remote) click

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u/Biromoro 4h ago

your comment rhymes with the one bellow

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u/Forina_2-0 2d ago

Grandpa final boss

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u/CorrectChocolateRain 2d ago

calling a remote a clicker makes you sound older than him lolll

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u/Boomdiddy 2d ago

My grandfather called his remote “The Adjudicator”.

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u/JaozinhoGGPlays Up past my bedtime 2d ago

goddamn are you changing the channel or one-shotting Melania wtf

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u/JetEngineAssblaze 2d ago

Or from Long Island, NY. I used to call it that because of my grandparents as did a bunch of my friends until I got bullied out of it in college haha

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u/523bucketsofducks 2d ago

Graib da clickah for me

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u/JetEngineAssblaze 2d ago

You get it

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u/523bucketsofducks 2d ago

I have some cousins in Montauk lol

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u/Care_Hairy 2d ago

as a native of strong island i can say i hear clicker too

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u/Vaxtin 2d ago

Haven’t heard it outside of my grandparents house in 2005

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u/stranded_egg 1d ago

Boston area checking in, it's a highly used term around here, too.

Well, "clickah" is.

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u/Asauna 7h ago

I feel so culturally called out I had no idea

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u/_KeanuLeaves 2d ago

It's interesting to me how smaller towns tend to retain older vocabulary for longer. Just something I've tended to notice.

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u/00cjstephens 1d ago

People don't change much when they hardly go anywhere or see anyone new

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u/grendel303 2d ago

Old remotes used sound instead of light, hence the term clicker. A button would make a sound and the tv would interpret that sound as a command.

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u/RoboPup 1d ago

That's pretty cool. I would've assumed it's because the buttons make a clicking sound.

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u/TartMore9420 1d ago

We used to call it the doofer.

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u/stretcharach 13h ago

I call it a flicker bicker

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u/BleednHeartCapitlist 2d ago

What would they really do to any of us? Trying this next chance I get my mums always at a doctors office

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u/fecal-butter 1d ago

Eat the bill and cut the power from the tv probabky. No direct repercussions but from a certain point of view stripping the waiting room from a source of entertainment for the future. Whether whatever that was originally on usually was entertaining or not is another question

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u/ajtyler776 22h ago

They may try to take the simple precaution of setting a password.

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u/Avaraz 2d ago

The what now?

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u/ShorohUA 2d ago

the thingamajig for the moving painting

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u/youenjoyreddit 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Alex5173 2d ago

"clicker" buddy I think you might be that old already

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u/Lefty_22 2d ago

They’re so busy that someone has to wait 2 hours to be seen? They can afford a $5 movie. I have zero sympathy for healthcare companies. They are doing ridiculously well across the board.

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u/Small-Palpitation310 1d ago

nobody said they had to wait two hours. that’s part of what makes this funny.

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u/arisoverrated 2d ago

I thought Eli Wallach had passed?

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u/fondue4kill 2d ago

I seriously doubt a waiting room would allow people to buy whatever they want on tv.

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u/RobbinsFilms 2d ago

I’m sure no one “allowed” it, but if there’s a credit card associated with whatever account is logged in on the app, you just press rent. They won’t know until they get the bill.

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u/AdVegetable7181 2d ago

Yeah, it's a big oversight on their part if they don't have stuff like that deactivated or inaccessible. It doesn't take much effort. My eye doctor as a teen had a locked bar over the TV settings.

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u/Interesting-Dream863 1d ago

"Fuck you, I'll see what I want"

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u/colin8651 2d ago

Don’t understand. Did he charge it to the businesses cable account, or authorize the charge for the movie on his account

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u/cody_p24 1h ago

To the business

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u/colin8651 1h ago

Next time don’t keep him wai

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u/ventureturner 2d ago

New life goal

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u/MasterCrumble1 1d ago

Did it take him 20 mins to sign in and then to input the credit card?

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u/featherknife 13h ago

Mad ol'* lad