r/mapporncirclejerk • u/No-Paper7221 • Jan 02 '25
Someone will understand this. Just not me Who would win this certainly imminent war?
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u/some2ng Jan 02 '25
The poor South
South Korea and Singapore inside
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u/telefon198 Jan 02 '25
China is poor, moldova is rich 😃
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u/SaveShegosTitties3 If you see me post, find shelter immediately Jan 02 '25
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u/telefon198 Jan 02 '25
Chisinau, the capital of the Galactic Republic.
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u/Kyr1500 1:1 scale map creator Jan 02 '25
Reading this from Moldova, and I can confirm that Chisinau will be the next Dubai
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u/FRcomes Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer Jan 02 '25
Australia upside down again
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u/morally_rat Jan 02 '25
Yay, Moldova and Ukraine as part of rich north
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u/PutujemoRechima Jan 02 '25
Well someone has to be the fighter on the rich people's side, right?
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u/CoyPig Jan 02 '25
Why don’t they draw a 1000 meter high wall to avoid this war, like the one proposed between Mexico and the US? We can ask the poor countries to bear the cost and man power asks of such a wall. I have the architecture for such a wall too. Here it is:
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u/hikeyourownhike42069 Jan 02 '25
Sounds reasonable. Might be a bit tough in China though.
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u/CoyPig Jan 02 '25
Then let us delegate this to the Chinese. They have a prior experience in building great walls to ward off a certain Khan.
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u/GiftAffectionate3400 Jan 02 '25
Good idea, Mr. President elect
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u/CoyPig Jan 02 '25
I tell you- this is gonna be the largest wall so large that it will be the largest of all great walls
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u/Environmental-Buy591 Jan 03 '25
I know this is a lie because you used some kind of weird unit of measurement. Did you mean to say 555.55 Bob Rosses tall?
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u/CHECOM3N Jan 02 '25
ahhh china and south korea are poor
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u/alter_prof Jan 02 '25
China is poor
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u/lord_ofthe_memes Jan 02 '25
second largest economy in the world
second most billionaires of any country in the world
poor
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u/m4cika Jan 02 '25
A country having billionaires is not an indicator of the wellbeing of the overall population
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u/IrishCoupland Jan 02 '25
As well as overall population life quality is not a sign of how rich the country is. India is rich, but... gee.
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u/s3sebastian Jan 02 '25
Depends, the industrial centers especially in the coastal cities have a lot of middle class inhabitants whose purchase power is probably above that of the average person in western countries. More rural areas are still quite poor though.
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u/Wirtschaftsprufer Jan 02 '25
Ah, the rich Balkan countries
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u/mostly_peaceful_AK47 Jan 02 '25
I mean Mississippi is also in the rich area. The US south is basically our Balkans.
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u/AddictedToRugs Jan 02 '25
If Mississippi were a country it's GDP per capita corrected for Purchase Power Parity would make it the 53rd richest country.
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u/mostly_peaceful_AK47 Jan 02 '25
It is indeed relative to the rest of the world (even having higher wages than the UK I believe) but relative to the US it is very similar to the Balkans relative to Western Europe
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u/blasket04 Jan 02 '25
Since when is China poor
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u/FRcomes Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer Jan 02 '25
Since then Tajikistan is rich
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u/blasket04 Jan 02 '25
Tajikistan is the greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls
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u/Salmanlovesdeers Jan 02 '25
stop being a misogynist, they're run by little boys too
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u/ChaosCorpCog Jan 02 '25
They are run by little tiny children with little tiny hands and feet using little tiny phone and wearing little tiny suits and dresses
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u/siranirudh Jan 02 '25
Per capita wise it's still poor or rather middle class but certainly not rich although it is 15 Trn Economy.
In that sense of gross GDP, even India is rich (Top 5) whereas it's actually very poor in per capita.
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u/khoawala Jan 02 '25
If you were an alien visiting the richest city in US (NYC) and the richest city in China (Shanghai), you would be confused by the metrics humans use to measure wealth.
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u/lewllewllewl Jan 02 '25
If an alien visits a small town in the US vs a rural village in China I think they would understand this map a lot better
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u/khoawala Jan 02 '25
Clearly you have never visited a rural village in china vs US rural: drug abuse, random homeless tent camps on the side of the highway, trash and rusted cars on overgrown lawns, sad abandoned homes.
Rural chinese might not live in luxury but they aren't burdened with heavy debts, homelessness and shitty food and cancer from oversprayed farms.
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u/munchi333 Jan 02 '25
Rural towns in the US are NOT dominated by drug abuse, homeless camps, trash and rusted cars, and abandoned homes everywhere lol.
You clearly have not actually seen rural America and are just parroting nonsense.
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u/hikeyourownhike42069 Jan 02 '25
Probably up until the 80's. Not really sure though. 🤷
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u/ackbladder_ Jan 02 '25
Probably done on a per capita basis. China is as rich as the united states but shares this wealth between 4x as many people. New Zealand has rich people but isn’t a ‘rich’ company.
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u/GymnasticSclerosis Jan 02 '25
On what metric is China as rich as the US?
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u/ackbladder_ Jan 02 '25
They are marginally less by GDP and marginally more when adjusted for PPP.
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u/AddictedToRugs Jan 02 '25
GDP PPP in China is $26k per capita. In the US it's $81k.
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u/Critical_Complaint21 Jan 02 '25
Australia and New Zealand, well known for being the Northernmost nations in the world
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u/Ok-Cockroach5677 Jan 02 '25
There is no north or south in space
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u/Critical_Complaint21 Jan 02 '25
I guess so? I mean, Earth is in space
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u/Tamelmp Jan 02 '25
And Australia and New Zealand are on Earth
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u/Significant-Tone6775 Jan 03 '25
Source?
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u/MoscaMosquete Jan 03 '25
Tamelmp has been real quiet ever since.
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u/Tamelmp Jan 03 '25
Funnily enough, I was on a flight from Australia to Spain. Both are on Earth, as far as I can tell
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u/JoelWarlock Jan 02 '25
Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE, Turkiye, Argentina and Chile poor?
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u/CorrectTarget8957 France was an Inside Job Jan 02 '25
Argentina is pretty poor ngl
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u/WyvernPl4yer450 Jan 02 '25
No it isn't, compare it to the rest of South America
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u/Xrsyz Jan 02 '25
It’s Switzerland when compared to most countries in Africa and Asia.
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u/HasheemThaMeat Jan 02 '25
If you’re comparing it to “most countries in Africa and Asia”, you’ve already lost your argument lmao
“Kyrgyzstan is Switzerland when compared to most countries in Africa!”
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u/pomphiusalt Jan 02 '25
52% of Argentina is living in poverty. Its the 5th SA country in GDP per capita.
How are they rich?
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u/Outubrus Jan 02 '25
If fucking Argentina isn't poor then Brazil is the biggest super power in the world.
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u/Abisy_8452 Jan 02 '25
Argentina is probably the best country in the world in terms of salary progression.
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u/pickel10101 Jan 02 '25 edited Jan 02 '25
....... the reasoning for the line op drew is not about wealth lol
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u/ackbladder_ Jan 02 '25
Turkiye, Argentina and Chile are poor compared to the west on a per capita basis but still quite well off. Saudi Arabia and the micro states being included on the map would give me a headache
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u/Rakansreddit Jan 02 '25
According to this map borders. I would say that only rich countries in the north is USA, Norway, Switzerland, and Germany. Rest countries in the north are poor/normal class.
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u/masterflappie Jan 02 '25
Monaco, Liechtenstein, Isle of man, Ireland, Switzerland and Luxembourg all have a higher GDP per capita than the US.
Belgium, Sweden, Austria, Netherlands, Denmark and Iceland are all higher than Germany
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u/ackbladder_ Jan 02 '25
UK and France are only marginally less than Germany. Spain and Italy are still rich compared to most of the world.
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u/DarkFish_2 Jan 02 '25 edited Jan 02 '25
Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, Ukraine and Moldova rich.
Chile, UAE, Qatar, Israel, Singapore and South Korea poor.
Good map
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u/Comfortable_Dot6206 Jan 02 '25
Israel and iran are in the same team 🤣🤣 “the independence day” movie made more sense
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u/LifeguardDull4288 Jan 02 '25
South Corea, Turkey, UAE, México, China, South Africa, Israel, Egypt, Uruguay, Chile aren’t poor.
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u/stc2828 Jan 02 '25
Egypt is definitely poor
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u/DarkFish_2 Jan 02 '25
And Mexico, they just aren't poor by Latin America standards.
Chile, Uruguay, Costa Rica and Panama are the rich countries of Latin America
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u/DrClutch93 Jan 02 '25
Ok so australia is now a northern country and arabian gulf countries are poor?? Yea, right...
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u/hopelesshoomanbean Jan 02 '25
Average 🇺🇸 bro put china,saudi,uae south korea singapore thailand and many otherss in poor
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u/caixa-papelao Jan 02 '25
I hate this global south/north thing so much.
I get it, I'm Brazilian. We're cooked. But just call us the rest, the plebs, the poor unfortunate souls, call us cringe, call us whatever you want. It just irks me to no end to think about southern Tasmania as "north" and Manchuria as "south".
I know words earn new meanings depending on context, but come on, imagine stretching the meaning of two words originally meaning different geographic directions so thin, to the point you reduce them to the meaning of rich and poor. Hell, even with that in mind, I'd much rather live in 'poor' Chile than in 'rich' Flint, Michigan or Moldova.
Of course I am autistic, but come on. This isn't only intellectually dishonest, a blatant and very unhelpful generalisation of how the world works, it's also really, really dumb. The country with the 2nd highest GDP is in the poor part. We're 10 years from seeing China become the largest economy in the world, but of course, it's in the poor part.
Let's ignore that you included South Korea in the poor part of this particular map, but of course, most other maps depicting the global south and north include it as the global north. Its democracy is held together by strings and paper clips. It's as unstable as I am and I'm the living version of Psalm 42, but no, it's SO RICH AND NORTHERN. Oh, and South Korea is WESTERN too, but let's not get into that subject today
WHAT ARE WORDS EVEN FOR ANYMORE???? I HATE BEING ABLE TO READ, LET ALONE BEING ABLE TO READ ENGLISH AND HAVING MY BRAIN COLONIZED BY SUCH DUMB CONCEPTS
DESGRAÇA
Just divide the world in Based/Cringe terms.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
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u/rorodar My name is Mckenzie Mckenzie will you be my friend Jan 02 '25
Are you italian during the italian revolution?
God I hate the israeli education system (we have to learn abour the italian revolution for whatever god forsaken reason)
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u/Aslan_T_Man Jan 02 '25
Oh, my sweet summer child. Such a war will never be imminent, for once declared it is assured suicide for the south. No, no. The perpetual war will be fought between conflicting states in the rich North over who gets to denegrate and rob the poor southerners for the next half century.
It is known.
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u/nameproposalssuck Jan 02 '25
The "Rich North" is not a thing, neither is the "Poor South".
There's the 'West' normally refering to North America, Europe (without Russia & Turkey) and sometimes their allies: SK, Japan & Australia.
The other countries are often referred to as the 'global south' however they still contain some rich countries (like Singapore, Brunei in SE Asia and of course the Arabic OPEG countries: Qatar, UAE, Kuwait; to a lesser degree also Saudia Arabia, Bahrain & Oman).
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u/lt__ Jan 02 '25 edited Jan 02 '25
Armenia and Azerbaijan teaming up against Turkey, Iran, Israel and Palestine territories.
China, Taiwan, North and South Koreas teaming up against Japan and the US.
Pakistan and India teaming up against Russia.
Cyprus teaming up with Turkey to fight Greece.
Ukraine and Russia together ganging on North Korean troops stuck in Kursk.
Israel, Saudi Arabia, UAE and new Syrian leadership join Iran and Yemen Houthis against the US.
Falklands teaming up with Argentina against the UK? Canaries on the side of Morocco against Spain? French Guiana leaving France, or does it count as civil war?
So random
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u/throwaway-118470 Jan 02 '25
Yes because areas like Buryatia and Sakhalin are known for their sprawling metropoles and very modern standard of living, while places like Seoul, Hong Kong, Beijing, Chennai, and Rio are clearly backwards hovels.
This map is dumb and does a poor job of illustrating a real problem.
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u/SevenHolyTombs Jan 02 '25
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u/arkybarky1 Jan 03 '25
Tremendous picture. Thanks for posting. The last 50 years has been about doing the same to their own citizens.
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u/Prince_Marf Jan 02 '25 edited Jan 02 '25
Weird that this excludes South Korea but includes the quite poor central Asian -stan countries.
Separating the world's economic divides by cardinal direction is way too reductive. It's just white people and a few small parts of East Asia that are wealthy.
Or if the goal is to be reductive you can say colonizers and non-colonizers. Every wealthy country had colonies at some point, or is a former colony that is still controlled by the colonizer population. Turns out dominating and controlling lands and peoples hundreds of years ago is still the number one predictor of national wealth today.
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u/Same_Activity_6981 Jan 02 '25
Brother gave the the south china and india, the north is so very cooked.
For real though how do you go 'north v south', and then carve out Australia, or go 'poor v rich' and have Russia and China on the wrong sides of that delineation.
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u/Tricky_Albatross5433 Jan 02 '25
Why does the line go above the North Atlantic European islands? Azores, Madeira and Canary islands. I mean greater GDP per Capita or life quality than even most mainland Europe.
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u/InfinitesimalDuck Jan 02 '25
The south, they go a higher population. The north, they got more nukes.
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u/yahtzee301 Jan 02 '25
I'm actually kind of baffled at the selection here. In concept, Turkey, China, India, South Korea, and Indonesia are all about to unite into a war with Europe
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u/NickElso579 Jan 02 '25
If you're going to draw that wack ass line to include Australia and New Zealand, why not also grab south korea on the way down? The whole global south thing is fucking stupid anyway.
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u/AZbroman1990 Jan 02 '25
Mexico is absolutely richer than a lot of Eastern Europe and central askan
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u/Every_Masterpiece_77 Jan 02 '25
If you go North from the part of the 'Rich North' that I live in, you'll go through the 'Poor South' and back into the 'Rich North'
also, China isn't poor
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u/Germanball_Stuttgart Jan 02 '25 edited Jan 02 '25
The stans are in the rich north but China and South Korea in the poor South?
I mean, China is arguable, but from the Stans only Kazakhstan and Turkmenistan may fit. And South Korea...
Turkey may also belong in the rich North.
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u/gandhi20191 Jan 02 '25
South, by population and india and china, it can be meat grinder but more than half of the people live there
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u/Sentio_BonumReddit If I see another repost I will shoot this puppy Jan 02 '25
rich north as in Turkmenia or Tajikistan and poor south as in China or Saudi Arabia? wtf
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u/ThatOneDuck22 Jan 02 '25
Problem with China being in the South (other than its massive gdp) is that it condemns nearby as like South Korea, Hong Kong and Singapore to be in the poor section or thr map will look ass
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u/KrisseMai Jan 02 '25
I wanted to ask how Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan and Kyrgyzstan part of the ’rich north‘ but not South Korea and Taiwan but then I realised this a cj sub
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u/RecSian Jan 02 '25
Poor south korea, china, saudi arabia, Turkey, UAE, Qatar but rich moldova, bulgaria, Macedonia, Bosnia Belarus, Russia... I see I see
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u/paarnannguaq05 Jan 02 '25
OP has to be Kazakh or Uzbek there's no way