r/mapporncirclejerk I'm an ant in arctica Mar 05 '25

Someone will understand this. Just not me Why didn't the Romans start their empire in Romania? It's literally in their name? Are they stupid?

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u/Theposis Mar 05 '25

Actually the name of Romania refers to the fact that they were huge fans of Rome. So there was a big Rome 'mania' going on and people would say "boy, those Dacians sure have a bad case of Rome-mania!" The rest, my chums, is history.

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u/LolaMontezwithADHD Mar 05 '25

When Gladiator came out, Romanians went nuts.

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u/ValuablePitiful3101 Mar 05 '25

One of my favorite hollywood movies, am romanian, checks out. 

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u/unfortunatebastard Mar 05 '25

Are you a vampire?

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u/OldManLaugh Mar 05 '25

I wonder what his stance is on garlic bread

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u/Nirast25 Mar 06 '25

So you know how some people eat ice cream despite being lactose intolerant? Yeah, same idea.

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u/OldManLaugh Mar 06 '25

So they like bdsm?

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u/Tjaeng 28d ago

As long as it’s not stale enough to sharpen and drive through his heart.

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u/gddfyhh Mar 05 '25

umm actually, Dracula was szekler 🥸 technically hungarian

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u/Habba84 Mar 06 '25

Yes, he was very hungary.

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u/ArminOak Finnish Sea Naval Officer Mar 06 '25

Aa, maybe related to the current vampire leading the country? Or who knows, maybe it is the same guy!

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u/gddfyhh Mar 06 '25

Vámpire of right wing nationalism!🧛‍♂️

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u/theWisp2864 Mar 06 '25

What's more nationalist than impaling an invading foreign army?

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u/gddfyhh Mar 06 '25

i’m not sure if we’re talking about the same nation

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u/theWisp2864 Mar 06 '25

Vlad the impaler. He sometimes worked for the turks and sometimes killed them

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u/The_Lolbster Mar 06 '25

As if Dracula is the only vampire origin story.

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u/gddfyhh Mar 06 '25

my bad. ill make sure to never joke about it again

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u/The_Lolbster Mar 06 '25

I was trying to play off your bit, sorry if it didn't come across.

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u/Alone_Contract_2354 Mar 05 '25

They also did nut

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u/Alone_Contract_2354 Mar 05 '25

They also did nut

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u/FiringNerveEndings 28d ago

Actually, the hero of The Gladiator was "The Spaniard" 🤓

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u/LolaMontezwithADHD 27d ago

yeah that's why Spanish is a Latin language

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u/pink_faerie_kitten Mar 05 '25

Like Lisztomania but without a catchy Phoenix song?

Like a riot, like a riot, oh!

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u/emalegitsnack Mar 05 '25

I'm just happy to see this song in the wild

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u/pink_faerie_kitten Mar 06 '25

It's such a fun song! WXRT in Chicago introduced it to me. It taught me about the craze that accompanied Liszt and that was how Beatlemania got its name. I loved learning about it 

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u/PoketSof Mar 05 '25

I hate how this is actually kinda true

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u/Separate-Rice-6354 Mar 05 '25

Romania is the original tifosi?

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u/Wizard_of_Claus Mar 05 '25

I thought Rome Mania was the name of their professional gladiators event?

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u/BarbedWire3 Mar 05 '25

They even sing about a roman emperor in their national anthem

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u/Creationiskey Mar 05 '25

As a Romanian I second this. It’s exactly why our country is called that. No other reason at all!

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u/Melanculow Mar 05 '25

It all makes sense now!

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u/AynekAri 28d ago

Well reality isn't far off from that. Its actually because of the romanization of the Dacian region before Rome pulled back below the danube river. Overtime the people continued to evolve with influences from germanic tribes, and later the slavs like Bulgaria. Eventually the kingdoms of wallacia and moldavia developed then combined and added the eventual kingdom of transylvania. Once together they changed their name from the united provinces to Romania 🇷🇴 as a way to link to their roman past and to hold the claim as the last bastion of Rome since hellas chose not to adopt the name after their independence and Russia as the 3rd Rome was now Soviet and a dictatorship.

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u/fr_nkh_ngm_n 29d ago

I love you, silly fukcer.

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u/Salt_Celebration_502 Mar 05 '25

Romania = actual Romans

Rome = delusional cosplayers

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u/kekobang Mar 05 '25

Fake: Rome

Gay: Greece

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u/Basic_Reflection4008 Mar 05 '25

Ah a true student of the classics

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u/OrgalorgfuckingFIELD Mar 05 '25

Ancient European history in 6 characters or less.

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u/BKM558 Mar 05 '25

They were aggressively bi actually.

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u/Dry-Cardiologist5834 Mar 05 '25

Genius. Now do Egypt and Persia.

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u/One_Dirty_Russian Mar 05 '25

God punished the Romans by turning them into Italians. The OGs resettled in Romania.

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u/Evermauve I'm an ant in arctica Mar 05 '25

Makes sense

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u/AJ787-9 Mar 05 '25

They're a Roman tribute band.

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u/AshmedaiHel Mar 05 '25

Romania is the roman empire, they just lost all other parts bit-by-bit.

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u/Mousazz Mar 05 '25

Wasn't that Kazakhstan?

Oh, wait, no, I'm thinking of the other red empire.

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u/GenericLordName Mar 05 '25

They did though. Don't you know, Dacians invented the Latin language? That's right, the Dacian civilization was so great that the Romans spoke their language. Also, how do you think the Romans had such a huge empire? I'll tell you why, you see, there are secret tunnels in the Carpathians leading to places such as Stonehenge and the Pyramids of Giza, making transit between the two places very easy. I bet they didn't tell you any of this at school, did they?

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u/DocGerbill Mar 05 '25

easy there mr president, you should take your medication now

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u/GenericLordName Mar 05 '25

Dacians! D-Dacians are the greatest!... Rome.... Carpathian tunnels....... Z-Zamolxis and Decebal.. a-are...... *falls asleep*

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u/Third_Sundering26 Mar 05 '25

I doubt Trump knows who the Dacians were.

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u/DocGerbill Mar 05 '25

Nono, the Romanian 1st place presidential candidate has these kind of episodes, like literally, word for word.

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u/Evermauve I'm an ant in arctica Mar 05 '25

Average nationalist Romanian discourse

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u/PineappleQuiet6923 Mar 05 '25

You forgot your /s.

Now people can see how stupid our citizens get. They really believe that kind of bs.

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u/Weird1Intrepid Mar 05 '25

I got taught this secret history by a Romanian homeless dude too lol. And all about how the Roman empire was founded with gold stolen from Romania etc. I totally believe it 😂

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u/PineappleQuiet6923 Mar 05 '25

He missed the part where latin language evolved from romanian language.

I shit you not, we also have a pro russian presidential candidate who talks this kind of shit. And apparently stupid people around the country believe this kind of crap.

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u/Single_Positive533 Mar 05 '25

Actually the ancient Romans (Latini) were good navigators and took Spanish lessons from the Mayans. The merge of cultures lead the to "Latin" adopted by the Holy Roman Empire later on.

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u/PineappleQuiet6923 Mar 05 '25

And i guess the mayans took spanish lessons from the mexicans from the north, right? Lol

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u/Single_Positive533 Mar 05 '25

After the big Mexican wall was destroyed, yes.

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u/PineappleQuiet6923 Mar 05 '25

You are mistaken, my internet friend. They wanted you to believe they navigated their way to learn spanish from the mayans, while they used the secret tunnels from under the Bucegi mountains in Dacia.

Everyone knows about the tunnels that the old giants made from Dacia (also known as Eden back then) to the pyramids of Egypt and to Maya and Aztec kingdoms.

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u/Single_Positive533 Mar 05 '25

No, they arrived in ships. The Dacians met with Giant Sloths halfway through the Atlantic and helped them creating the first Dacian-Megatherium Empire of South America. But they spoke Argentinian.

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u/Third_Sundering26 Mar 05 '25

Yes, the Mexican Empire, which was controlled by the Sapa Aztec Sitting Bull, whose capital was Cahokia.

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u/Mousazz Mar 05 '25

there are secret tunnels in the Carpathians leading to places such as Stonehenge and the Pyramids of Giza, making transit between the two places very easy.

Dacians look at Elon Musk's Boring Company LA Tesla tunnel: "Look what they need to minic a fraction of our power!"

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u/tenuj Mar 05 '25

I want to upvote, but far too many people actually believe this shit.

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u/GenericLordName Mar 06 '25

Understandable lol, we truly live in a period.....

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

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u/HooLeeShiiit Mar 05 '25

Starting in Romania= Raw mania

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u/sthlmsoul Mar 05 '25

Back in the day when it was still WWF?

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u/iii--- Mar 05 '25

I forget, was the Attitude Era pre or post Republic?

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u/nashwaak Mar 05 '25

101 Dacians

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u/WhatTheFuqDuq Mar 05 '25

They probably thought they already conquered it, due to the name. Perfect scheme.

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u/rtb001 Mar 05 '25

Aak someone to list all the Romance languages and I guarantee Romanian is going to be the one they miss, despite the fact that our is the most obvious answer since Roman is literally in the name.

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u/Dramatic_Rip_2508 Mar 06 '25

In all fairness, Romania is also the least popular one out of France, Spain, Portugal and Italy. Hell, the first 3 of those had massive colonial empires and the last one of those had the center of the Western Roman Empire.

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u/Tom1380 27d ago

No one can list them all

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u/StationFar6396 Mar 05 '25

Duh. Romania unlocked until Season 3.

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u/torsyen Mar 05 '25

They were looking for their homeland, and looked everywhere in Europe and North Africa before they found it. Building all them roads only slowed them down. So to answer your question.. yes.

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u/rousermcjava83838 Mar 05 '25

Romanian actually means "citizen of Rome" (I'm Romanian)

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u/cfs002 Mar 05 '25

Rome actually used to be in Romania until the aliens moved it, you would know this if you watched the History Channel.

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u/Lethal1ty_ Mar 05 '25

Ngl Wales to Kuwait is honestly so weird when you think about it

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u/Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk Mar 06 '25

They did but it was referred to as Dacia then and the Roman's didn't like the Name "Dacian Empire ". They relocated to a dumpy little settlement south of Etruria called Rome and rest is....whatever

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u/ItyBityGreenieWeenie Mar 05 '25

They did. A small group of elite Romans from Romania took over some small goat village on the Tiber. The rest of history is accurate, it just gets this one little detail wrong.

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u/The_Hipster_King Mar 05 '25

Puny fake Romans, they even named us Dacia on old maps just so they get away with it

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u/atred Mar 05 '25

Be careful with "not a real country" Putin and Trump are listening.

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u/LashColinaS Mar 05 '25

romanian, italian, spanish and portugese are all part of the roman language. what are you talking about brotha.

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u/Eydor Mar 05 '25

RNG spawned them in Italy and they didn't feel like rerolling.

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u/Bhodi3K Mar 05 '25

Map is inaccurate, Cornwall was never conquered.

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u/TwinFrogs Mar 05 '25

They tried to move there when Italy got full of Guido Italians with spray tans and became too much like New Jersey. 

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u/TalVerd Mar 05 '25

Rome was easier to start in since there were tons of roads there

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u/TimTheOriginalLol Mar 05 '25

Because Balkans is bad spawn point

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u/Glittering_Fig2522 Mar 05 '25

And they didn't conquer the whole of Romania, what a bunch of losers

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u/walldio64 Mar 05 '25

Even romanians don't want to start in Romania. That's why.

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u/manneerik Mar 06 '25

Yea I also wondered why Belisarius didn’t fight for Belarus. It’s literally his name!

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u/usandholt 27d ago

In Danish Aliens are Rummænd and Romania is Rumænien. We are of course highly suspicious of Romanian just because of this fact!

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u/PastyDoughboy 25d ago

No no no, Romanians colonized Rome.

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u/Dreadedsemi 24d ago

The romans couldn't start in Romania because not all roads lead to Romania.

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u/Andre_ev Mar 05 '25

Because than name already was for people of Roma - gipsies

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u/ahora-mismo 24d ago

what a cunt

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u/Sure_gfu Mar 05 '25

Gipsies arrived in the territory about 500 years ago... Long after romanian territories were established.

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u/m_enfin Mar 05 '25

The Romans were from Rome, Italy. They expanded their territory, and what is now called Romania was one of their conquered provinces The name Romania is being used since the 18th century

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u/Tsntsar 28d ago

Țara Românească(Roman Country) is from medieval ages, so you are half wrong.

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u/KangarooMundane Mar 05 '25

Yes, yes they are.

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u/Alin_Alexandru Mar 05 '25

Dacians said no.

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u/ovaone Mar 05 '25

Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 Mar 05 '25

they did, but the romans stole it from them.

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u/tupe12 Mar 05 '25

Kinda like how Georgia wasn’t made by actual Georgians

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u/ProfHitman Mar 05 '25

Romania or Dracula started war with Fatih Sultan Mehmed after he took over Constantinople!

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u/adi5000 Mar 05 '25

Because Dacia made crappy cars so you couldn’t drive far

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u/povertyminister 27d ago

At least they weren’t Hungry.

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u/United_Hall4187 Mar 05 '25

Oh my!! some of the comments here I hope are intended to be humorous and not serious lol :-) "Romans" as in from "Rome, Italy" not Romania :-) just saying

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u/haversack77 Mar 05 '25

They spoke Latin across that whole red area. I bet the Romans couldn't believe their luck when they invaded it.

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u/Large-Government1351 Mar 05 '25

This right here is why I love reddit

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u/Steve_the_Growler Mar 05 '25

You are so fucking stupid, period.

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u/sgobbare Mar 05 '25

That sounds like a question Marjorie Taylor Greene's boy friend would ask.

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u/Dry_Pineapple_5352 Mar 05 '25

Let me guess, u are american.

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u/sgobbare Mar 05 '25

That sounds like a question Marjorie Taylor Greene's boy friend would ask.

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u/Bronoja1 Mar 05 '25

Yes. That's why there are no lomger around.

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u/genetic_patent Mar 05 '25

People dont remember what is what called before Romania and why it is called Romania

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u/x-space Mar 05 '25

The Romans are from Rome

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u/Ari-golds-servant Mar 05 '25

Romania stole all the copper from Rome

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u/scouserman3521 Mar 05 '25

They did , but 'big archeology' is covering it up to bump pizza profits from fat merican tourists in Italy. Yeah, big archeology is also in the pizza game.. who knew 🤷‍♂️

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u/TrashCanMagnus Mar 05 '25

Have you seen that place? shit's crazy. It's next to Russia and full of vampires.

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u/PastyDoughboy Mar 06 '25

No, Rome was settled by Romanians. Duh.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Coz then they'd have to Romain'ere

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u/Imperator_Gone_Rogue Mar 06 '25

They had to Rome around first

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u/DiceatDawn Mar 06 '25

Wait til you hear about Rumelia.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Because they were not Gypsies at that time.

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u/WildeRepublic Mar 06 '25

Fun fact, the name of the country actually comes from Roman.ia the original domain name for the Roman Empire.

Augustus was such a shit poster fr fr.

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u/Good_Wind9759 28d ago

And why were the nazis no socialists? It‘s literally in their name as well!

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u/EastMeridian 27d ago

Fun part is that most of the people commenting this thread could not recognize the current italian flag

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u/Life-Calligrapher545 27d ago

Why didn't they start in the romantic Era?

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u/FreshBarracuda2129 26d ago

Zyngaria... Just kidding, that would rather be Spain... I'm Spanish btw

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

OP questions Romanian intelligence yet she doesn’t know the toponymy of the country’s name to begin with.

Intelligence should certainly be a factor here but not in the way OP thinks, or should I say, “doesn’t think?”

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u/sayan1989 Mar 05 '25

I know its a joke, but gonna answer it :)

Roman empire get its name from Rome, not Romania :)

Fun fact there are also a population called Roms (Poland language call it Romowie) (its our Central/east Europe gypsies).

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u/Third_Sundering26 Mar 05 '25

At least during the Byzantine era, the Roman Empire was called Romania, which just means the “land of the Romans.” It was pronounced slightly different from the modern Romania, though.

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u/GOKOP Mar 05 '25

I thought Roms and Gypsies are the same thing?

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u/sayan1989 Mar 05 '25

Yeah, didnt i call it like that?

,,called Roms (...)its our european gypsies" XD i just dont know if the rest of the world call it same, that why i write all of it.

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u/GOKOP Mar 05 '25

Oh, ok. In most cases (and here too) I'd understand the construction "Y is our X" as "Y is our equivalent to X". So I got confused

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u/scarfacex07 Mar 05 '25

Yep in Turkiye they call them "roman"

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u/HyperJuggerNaut Mar 05 '25

Maybe because Romania was not a thing that time. For Romans it was "free land"

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u/CineticaJouli Mar 05 '25

It was called Dacia

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u/HyperJuggerNaut Mar 05 '25

Cool thing to know but do you think Romans cared what it was called? People who lived there were concidered barbarians and the land was ripe for taking

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u/CineticaJouli Mar 05 '25

I think the Romans knew the name since they tried to conquered it twice, and the second time they succeeded. Also, the Romans renamed it Dacia Felix, if you know what Felix means in Latin.

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u/HyperJuggerNaut Mar 05 '25

Felix Felicis😊

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u/bummed_athlete Mar 05 '25

Romania (Dacia) was the last territory Rome conquered and the first that they lost.

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u/Acceptable_Line6579 Mar 06 '25

It started in Rome, and the name of Romania comes because it was colonized by Romans …. Is basic history pal…

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Why are you getting downvoted?

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u/Acceptable_Line6579 28d ago

Idk, people… 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

people just get down voted for stating the facts on reddit.