r/mapporncirclejerk 1d ago

It's 9am and I'm on my 3rd martini I asked 1000 completely shitfaced drunk people to point out their country on a map

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u/Toffelsnarz 1d ago

This looks like the seating chart on your average discount airline

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u/Particular-Star-504 1d ago

What if I told you these are actually places where planes were shot at.

Now where do you think we should reinforce the planes’ armour?

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u/kema786 1d ago

Oh boy, I sure do hope I'm not biased towards survivorship...

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u/Daring_Scout1917 Map Porn Renegade 1d ago

The bottom

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u/murdered-by-swords 1d ago

All of these red dots are on the top of the plane, meaning that it's only been attacked from above. Dorsal armor would be useless.

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u/Daring_Scout1917 Map Porn Renegade 1d ago

All the planes that got shot on the top made it back, the ones who got hit in the belly crashed

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u/Krizzomanizzo 1d ago

Places without Red Dots, because those ones didn't return and couldn't be used for those studies......

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u/Daring_Scout1917 Map Porn Renegade 1d ago

Yeah, the belly doesn’t have any dots, the dots are all on the top of the plane

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u/yaderny_xuesos 1d ago

At the places with less shots

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/IsCarrotForever 1d ago

(they didn’t know I was drunk too)

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u/PlatypusACF 1d ago

Put armor where there are no red spots and you know my country

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u/PlatypusACF 1d ago

Ah wait no you don’t

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u/ghostchihuahua 23h ago

that doesn't look like a thousand made it to actually put the point ON the map - OP, how many points on you, in your eyes and in your mouth?