r/mapporncirclejerk • u/i_unfriend_u • 1d ago

99% of Europeans can’t name this US state

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u/henningknows 1d ago

Is that a piece of lettuce?

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset 1d ago

yes

let us pray

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u/silly_arthropod I'm an ant in arctica 1d ago

nuh uh 💔🐜 lettuce attacc 🔫🥬

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u/DrMux 1d ago

No please lettuce be, if you carrot all. I don't want to turnip dead :(

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u/MaxTHC 1d ago

Hey check it out everyone, it's Liz Truss!

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u/killedbill88 1d ago

Oh, is that why they call it romaine lettuce?

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u/GreatestGreekGuy 1d ago

It's Romainia

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u/Legitimate_Lake_7783 1d ago

No it's not. It's clearly an lettuce!

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u/What_Chu_Talkin_Kid 20h ago

It's a fucking Iceberg

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u/GerryCatLord 9h ago

Imagine if it outlasted a British prime minister

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u/OkaTeluguAbbayi 1d ago

That’s the state of Transylvania. The new administration changed the name with an executive order to Cisylvania however to own the liberals 😎

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u/hurB55 France was an Inside Job 1d ago

erm, libs?! OWNED!!!

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u/thecosmopolitan21 23h ago

Cisleithania represent.

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u/delugetheory 1d ago

Penntransylvania.

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u/MaxTHC 1d ago

Wow, the woke mob is making Pennsylvania trans now? Fucking libs and their DEI 🤬

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u/21stCenturyDelphox 1d ago

It was so nice for Mr Burns to invite us to his Weekend retreat in...

PENNSYLVANIA ⚰️🌩️

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u/Nike_776 1d ago

That's no where near square enough to be an US state.

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u/XoXoGameWolfReal 15h ago

That’s no where near shaped like a gun enough to be a US state.

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u/spawnmorezerglings 1d ago

Psychiatrist: "don't worry, thicc Romania isn't real, it can't hurt you"

Thicc Romania:

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u/Other_East_6912 14h ago

As a romanian, Thicc romania my ass, where basarabia and north bucovina at? Here’s the true Thicc Romania: https://images.app.goo.gl/PL688DTL34R6zpXB6

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u/ToughEconomy3425 1d ago

RoMaine

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u/Maiq3 21h ago

Romansas

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u/sschank 4h ago

It wasn’t until I read your comment that I got the “lettuce” joke above. LOL

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u/Accomplished_War7152 1d ago

The Central Eurasian Roman Empire?

I can smell the Civil Wars 

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u/ohshiteo 1d ago

Comically large Romania isn't real, it can't hurt you Comically large Romania:

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u/unusorin 18h ago

Trump will annex us if we are projected too big

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u/skrrrt36 1d ago

why does western europe actually look like a giant Hungary?

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u/IllustriousApricot0 1d ago

East Hungary?

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u/Firm_Ad_5189 1d ago

So Inner Mongolia?

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u/Acinionio 1d ago

(Romania)2

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u/Thatsnicemyman 1d ago

Is this Scooby Doo trying to pronounce Sans Undertale’s boss music?

(Aka Megaromania)

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u/DefNotLuna 1d ago

Literally Paraná

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u/chuchpanda 1d ago

Is it the state of poverty?

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u/GodOfNightAndWar Finnish Sea Naval Officer 23h ago

Nah I think Hungary is holding this glorious award

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u/Lord_Zethmyr 15h ago

Found the romanian

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u/Zappycat 1d ago

Is this map to scale?

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u/_idkwhattowritehere_ 17h ago

No, because if it were, it wouldn't fit :D

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u/punchuup 1d ago

That one place where the stock market just crashed

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u/ObsessedKilljoy 1d ago

Well I’m not a European but if I was maybe I would name it Steve

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u/FANNYclNADYN2 1d ago

Ungoro Crater or smth….

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u/FilipNikrmaier 1d ago

Easy, that's Dacia.

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u/Potato--Sauce 1d ago

Growmania

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u/the-judeo-bolshevik 1d ago

Massive romania

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u/Anything-Complex 1d ago

It’s the state of Transylvania. Capital is Transsexual.

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u/koreangorani 1d ago

Rom-ania?

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u/alpine309 1d ago

I was thinking more along the lines of Romani-a but I think our thoughts were pretty similar

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u/Zonel 1d ago

Large Romania

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u/DealAny2135 1d ago

Is is texas

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u/Chained-Tiger 1d ago

Romaine-ia

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u/NotMijba 1d ago

France

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u/ghostchihuahua 1d ago

That is Paris, Texas, 438 122nd street New-York City, USA.

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u/Gwaptiva 1d ago

The state the US is in means this is either a sprout or an aggressive form of lint

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u/NovembersSpawn 1d ago

Looks like Kentucky to me? Remember the proposed state of Transylvania in the 1790s?

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u/xbikester 1d ago

8 man Empire

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u/EvoSeti 23h ago

Roman(ian) Lettuce

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u/JuicyLemonBanana 23h ago

North West Qingdao?

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u/Mariahausfrau 23h ago

Well why should we. Aint too relevant for us🤭🙏

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u/RecordAway 23h ago

That's obviously Disconnecticut

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u/Syresiv France was an Inside Job 22h ago

I thought it was Niger for a bit because all I know about it is that it looks like a fish

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u/softwaredoug 21h ago

Oh THATS Greenland. Makes more sense now.

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u/Hwicc101 21h ago

Greater Transylvania

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u/Efficient-Hold993 21h ago

Easy, it's Georgia. Next question

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u/Ms-Kindness 21h ago

Rhode Island

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u/ShadyInternet_Guy 21h ago

That’s Dacia

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u/spoteah 20h ago

Bcs it isn't a US state.🤓☝️

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u/Lightning_light_bulb 20h ago

Its the legionary state

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u/Radusili 19h ago

Damn we got big

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u/Mimig298 If you see me post, find shelter immediately 19h ago

Big Romania

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u/Ok-Committee-6889 19h ago

That’s the most intellectual country in Europe. Up there with Hungary and Serbia.

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u/Pasza_Dem 19h ago

Hahaha do you think we are stupid, this is Roman Empire!

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u/Lime_Chicken 18h ago

And 99% of them can't find their vallet

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u/KyuuMann 18h ago

Rome, obviously

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u/Miserable-Willow6105 18h ago

Arakachegypsystan, this state's name is pronounced Karayukachiwarani because it was named after the Magatomahawk people that used to live in its Riniwasachawaka county

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u/Chimaerogriff 16h ago

Growmania?

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u/Real_Engineer_5172 16h ago

That's Paraná, in Brazil!

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u/XoXoGameWolfReal 15h ago

A union between Wallachia and Moldavia

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u/WGGPLANT 12h ago

Poland

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u/Admirable-Board4725 6h ago

I’m American and I knew right off the bat that it was Romania (LOL!)

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u/Watermelon_Cat2222 1d ago

These posts are nonsense so Romania

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u/Cebyrek2000 1d ago

Great German Reich

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u/Mitleab 1d ago

96% of the world don’t care

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u/Fitzriy 1d ago

Easy, Hungary

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u/RO_Gordon_Freeman France was an Inside Job 1d ago

România

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u/hurB55 France was an Inside Job 1d ago

Doctor Freeman, and about time too!

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u/Mundy77 1d ago

Prepare for unforeseen consequences!

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u/PrinceWarwick8 22h ago

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/el_artista_fantasma 17h ago

That's my fucking location

Just joking. Wide romania

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u/DevikEyes 1d ago

That's where Europeans' garbage goes