r/mapporncirclejerk • u/NoName1183 • 1d ago

amog us What would you call this US state?

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u/Bbew_Mot 1:1 scale map creator 1d ago

New Ur

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u/NoMammoth3175 1d ago

America would call it Israel

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u/JoelWarlock 1d ago

Muzlamic terrorist land

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u/Undertalegamezer969 If you see me post, find shelter immediately 1d ago

No-man’s land

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u/akimihime 1d ago

Mideast

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u/iVar4sale 1d ago

United States of Alexander the Great

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u/salarimz 1d ago

It isent Alexander's territory It is a persian and Iranian empire that called Achaemenid

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u/iVar4sale 1d ago

No it isn't because Xerxes never conquered Greece

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u/Junior-Ad-8729 1d ago

Buttheadan

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u/0asishetgoed 1d ago

New Florida

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u/Golbez89 1d ago

Hellenistan.

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u/No-Care6414 1d ago

Why the hell do Greeks get to name it >:V

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u/Golbez89 1d ago

The borders seem similar enough to the empire of Alexander the Great, so why not?

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u/Express-Effect-8832 1d ago

Just Lebanon

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u/I_Hate_E_Daters_7007 1d ago

Doesn't America already consider all of this to be Israel

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u/jonkolbe 1d ago

Southwest China

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u/burstmistakes France was an Inside Job 1d ago

Oil & Terrorists

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u/Losing_My_Faith2025 1d ago

Super Shittistan

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u/Particular-Star-504 1d ago

It’s the flag of the Philippines, so this is probably Philip (of Macedon)’s empire.

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u/Dillenger69 1d ago

Ethniclashistan

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u/Low_Entertainer_6973 1d ago

Mid West East Ohio

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u/malex84 1d ago

West Jersey

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u/XoXoGameWolfReal 1d ago

Novonovonovomedia

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u/KebabGud 1d ago

World War 3

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u/FlamingPrius 1d ago

West Chechnya

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u/NBrixH 1d ago

The promised land

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u/Chrome_X_of_Hyrule Dont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again 1d ago

The Ilkhanate

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u/itrololo2 1d ago

Philipp Plains

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u/Wizard_Engie 1d ago

Byzantium

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u/spaghettiosquare 1d ago

Instabilitistan

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u/Elipticalwheel1 1d ago

Do you mean that state that has just left the US and moving closer to other nations.

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u/Dear_Bumblebee_1986 1d ago

The Radiation Zone

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u/Lferoannakred 1d ago

Alexandria (state)

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u/KaleidoscopeClear485 1d ago

Id call it fucked if was a part of the US