r/mapporncirclejerk 11d ago

HOLY FUKC MOD POST Looking for New Janitors Who Can Handle Our Bullshit

12 Upvotes

Listen up jerkers,

The mod queue is overflowing, I'm drowning in reports, and as the only active mod, I'm starting to hallucinate countries that don't exist (what the fuck is a "Belgium").

So here's the deal: We need a few new moderators who understand what this sub is about and won't try to turn it into r/mapporn's uptight cousin.

What You'll Be Doing:

  • Clearing the mod queue (it's a disaster in there)
  • Removing actual garbage (racism, violence, etc.)
  • NOT removing every post that makes you personally sad
  • Using your best judgment without killing the vibe

How to Apply:

Drop a comment below with:

  1. Why you want to mod this beautiful dumpster fire
  2. Your general availability/timezone
  3. Something to convince me you're not a weirdo, far-right troll, or someone who thinks maps without New Zealand are still funny
  4. Any previous mod experience (not required)
  5. How long you've been lurking/posting on the sub

This isn't a formal interview. I'm just trying to find people who get what we're about. We're a shitpost sub with minimal rules, but we still need to keep the truly awful stuff out while letting the merely stupid stuff flourish.

If you need me to explain what "don't be awful" means, you're probably not the right fit. If the posts about Israel/Palestine upset you, you're probably not the right fit. If you think this sub is political, you're absolutely not the right fit.

Applications open until I find enough decent humans. That is all.