My Fiancé doesn't like that I bought this Red Hulk popcorn bucket. Help me find some creative uses for it!

[u/SolomonsNewGrundle]

It's no Dune bucket, but it's gotta have some sort of use (beyond popcorn)

[u/FluffysBizarreBricks]

Plant pot?

[u/albene → u/FluffysBizarreBricks]

Put a baby Groot in it

[u/kimvy → u/albene]

Perfect. 😍

[u/OliviaElevenDunham → u/albene]

Great idea.

[u/lastersoftheuniverse → u/albene]

Yes! A dancing Groot! She will regret not liking that purchase for SURE after that

[u/shiromancer → u/lastersoftheuniverse]

Or she'll be so mad at the Groot purchase she'll forget all about the popcorn bucket! Win win.

[u/lastersoftheuniverse → u/shiromancer]

Gotta keep stacking! Groot better be blinged out!

[u/shiromancer → u/lastersoftheuniverse]

Or she'll be so mad at the Groot purchase she'll forget all about the popcorn bucket! Win win.

[u/pastel_pleasure → u/FluffysBizarreBricks]

You could probably plant anything in there, doesn't have to be pot.

[u/CannabisPrime1138 → u/pastel_pleasure]

Could work wonders for Red Hulk though

[u/jmaca90 → u/CannabisPrime1138]

Turn him back to Green Hulk

[u/SaltyEggplant4 → u/FluffysBizarreBricks]

If you drill some holes at the bottom. Any plant pot without a drainage hole will kill your plant eventually

[u/Portablelephant → u/FluffysBizarreBricks]

"RED HULK LOVE THE SMELL OF PETUNIAS!"

[u/Mister_Schmee → u/FluffysBizarreBricks]

This is what I did with our dune 2 popcorn bucket. Now holds a "Mother of Thousands" plant. My wife was ok with it for a while, but now it lives on my office shelf at work.

[u/BigBasic]

Invite a bunch of other couples around for a party and everyone can put their keys in it

[u/mbanson → u/BigBasic]

[u/BRAX7ON → u/mbanson]

[u/Bitey_the_Squirrel → u/BRAX7ON]

[u/curious_dead → u/Bitey_the_Squirrel]

[u/misterpickles69 → u/curious_dead]

[u/Thekingchem → u/misterpickles69]

[u/LindenBlade → u/BigBasic]

Hulk SMASH

[u/kimvy → u/BigBasic]

[u/AbominableWasteman → u/BigBasic]

[u/Fernpfarrer → u/BigBasic]

Is this some swinger kink?

[u/Fernpfarrer → u/Fernpfarrer]

Ohhhh because hulk smash.... I thought it was just about keys and a bowl 😂

[u/WebheadGa → u/Fernpfarrer]

Yeah it’s a key party… you should google it.

[u/Fernpfarrer → u/WebheadGa]

Ohhhhhhhhhh, nice! Again what learned. So my first thought was more correct than my second I guess 😂

[u/pandershrek → u/Fernpfarrer]

Come over and you'll find out

[u/Christ_I_AM → u/BigBasic]

...bruh

[u/4DPeterPan]

Tampon bin.

[u/onionleekdude → u/4DPeterPan]

The Red Hulk indeed

[u/JEFE_MAN → u/onionleekdude]

😂

[u/keepcalmscrollon → u/onionleekdude]

Hulk smash?

[u/GhettoDuk → u/4DPeterPan]

It's just good manners to have feminine products in the guest bathroom.

[u/sergemeister → u/4DPeterPan]

You dropped this 👉🏽 used

[u/RatherBeAtDisney → u/sergemeister]

Wow people don’t like jokes around here. I think you’re funny even if it’s gross.

[u/StrongStyleShiny → u/RatherBeAtDisney]

Commenting on Reddit is a gamble. If the first person hates it and gives you a downvote everyone else tends to pile on.

[u/VelocityGrrl39 → u/StrongStyleShiny]

I try to uplift those comments. Usually a “I don’t know why everyone is downvoting you, you’re right” will turn the tide.

[u/blokedog]

That is clearly meant to be a communal candy bowl.

[u/SolomonsNewGrundle → u/blokedog]

I like that idea

[u/blokedog → u/SolomonsNewGrundle]

Fill it with Jolly Ranchers, Werther's or Starburst or all together (something in a wrapper), and leave it somewhere inviting. If there are no-takers, maybe consider getting rid of it, or plant a spider plant in it. That would look cool.

[u/Brodisi_Jr]

Would be a great Halloween Candy Bowl during that time of year if you take part in that.

[u/Loose-Medium4472 → u/Brodisi_Jr]

Nah that shit gonna get jacked

[u/PoniesCanterOver → u/Loose-Medium4472]

They never said to put it outside

[u/Zarathustrategy → u/Loose-Medium4472]

Problem solved in that case

[u/doesntaffrayed → u/Loose-Medium4472]

More jacked than Harrison Ford as Red Hulk? Doubtful.

[u/Ilikereefer]

[u/robcwag → u/Ilikereefer]

Username checks out, bravo.

[u/iwanabsuperman]

Popcorn!

[u/Ayeun]

Dice holder for dungeons and dragons night.

[u/AdditionalMess6546 → u/Ayeun]

Where will I put the other half of my dice?

I'm only half joking, I'm the forever DM

[u/Ayeun → u/AdditionalMess6546]

Sounds like you need a second bucket.

Then modify that hulk to look like green hulk.

[u/OdoWanKenobi → u/AdditionalMess6546]

Half....right.....yeah that'll definitely hold at least half my dice....hehe.....

[u/DjCyric → u/AdditionalMess6546]

Those are just the lucky dice for when you're feeling vindictive.

[u/AdditionalMess6546 → u/DjCyric]

"Does anyone have a few extra d6s?"

Sheer bloody panic at the table

[u/Teddyfred]

Candy dish

[u/MatthewMonster]

Candy bowl at Halloween

Salad bowl anytime 

[u/PoniesCanterOver → u/MatthewMonster]

When Red Hulk is in a salad you can have Red Hulk any time

[u/akaynaveed]

The cap buckets were better thats prob why he’s mad

[u/Brometheous17]

I mean if the fiance doesn't support your hobbies and passions normally the advice would be to get a new one. Oh- you meant the popcorn thin- I see now. It could be a nice catch-all I suppose.

[u/BuddhistChrist]

You put your weed in it.

[u/Haloman1346-2]

Put popcorn in it?

[u/Calligrapher_Antique]

you're with the wrong person. Not too late to call it off.

[u/Jean_Phillips]

Start filling it with all your pocket change. It adds up way quicker than you think

[u/RyoGeo]

She doesn’t have to like your stupid shit that you have just cuz you think it’s fun, just like you don’t have to like her stupid shit that she thinks is fun.

It’s ok to have and enjoy things that your partner doesn’t love. Your home doesn’t have to/shouldn’t look like a crate and barrel ad.

[u/onionleekdude]

Piss bucket.

[u/SolomonsNewGrundle → u/onionleekdude]

Naw I have two of those already

[u/onionleekdude → u/SolomonsNewGrundle]

Yeah, but you don't have three.

[u/AdditionalMess6546 → u/onionleekdude]

Well, look at professor piss bucket over here with his fancy numbers.

[u/onionleekdude → u/AdditionalMess6546]

That's Mr. Professor Piss Bucket to you, sir.

[u/TimBroth → u/SolomonsNewGrundle]

But is the Red Hulk grimacing as he beholds your piss?

[u/BarnOscarsson]

Desktop trash basket.

[u/r64fd]

put it on the lid of the toilet with a new roll in it

[u/guccitaint]

Fuck your fiancé… I will marry you

[u/ZdeathplagueZ]

Use it for a Halloween Trick or Treat bucket you sit outside, but become known as the house that only has Cherry flavored Starburst in a Red Hulk bucket, by putting ONLY said candy in the bucket each year.

[u/Krash32]

You can serve her your eventual divorce papers in it because the kind of person that cares about a gd bucket sounds like a nightmare

[u/Sparrowsabre7]

What does he not like about it? Was it too expensive or just doesn't like the design?

[u/Shedart → u/Sparrowsabre7]

Probably that it’s cheap plastic gimmick-ware that’s poorly themed. It’s a red hulk figure holding onto a giant inverted dome of some description that didn’t appear in the movie. It’s generic, uninspired, and designed to trick people into paying for overpriced popcorn. 

[u/TomClancy5873 → u/Shedart]

Ok, so? I hate when people try to gate keep what others can buy with their money

[u/Shedart → u/TomClancy5873]

I’m not gatekeeping anyone because gatekeeping is when somebody in a group tries to exclude others from entering that group (like a guard at the gate/entrance). 

OP asked what the spouse didn’t like, I gave examples. People can buy whatever they want. But I can judge them for what I perceive as poor purchasing decisions if I want, and it feels appropriate when explicitly asked for reasoning in a thread about the merits of buying this sort of Jimcrackery. 

[u/Substantial-Papaya-9 → u/Sparrowsabre7]

It is kinda ugly

[u/MyBurnerAccount1977]

Seems a bit more practical than the Zombie Headpool popcorn bowl that I got at Deadpool & Wolverine, which just sits on the shelf now.

[u/meganmariebrown]

use it to serve him divorce papers

[u/XavierScorpionIkari → u/meganmariebrown]

Have to be married to get divorced. Being that OP is only engaged, it would be a simple matter of breaking off the engagement.

[u/Apollo416]

Your fiance is a butthead, like who tf cares about a popcorn bucket

[u/Shagyam]

Time to get a new fiance.

[u/Botiff11]

Plants ?

[u/Squishy22202]

Halloween candy bowl?

[u/maverickbluezero → u/Squishy22202]

that sounds awesome.

[u/Jyps1]

Pens key holder key party bowl

[u/It_Stared_Back]

I use my buckets as candy dishes

[u/LiamtheV]

Looks like it’d be great for serving popcorn

[u/Rocky1909]

But some flowers in it

[u/wolvesscareme]

Chamber pot

[u/Call_Me_Miss_Ash]

Flower pot!

[u/Realistic-Archer-695]

Watch Marvel movies and put popcorn in it

[u/AbleBear5876]

Put some of that potpourri in it !

[u/Fireman523567]

Aw this made me sad 😭 You’re valid for buying it. I like how he’s peaking into the popcorn

[u/IamJohnnyHotPants]

Rather help you find a new fiancé

[u/jakmckratos]

Every day fill this with bits of paper containing truthful honest messages of love. And if she wants to read them she has to take them out of the popcorn bucket.

she’ll ultimately soften her feelings for the vessel which brings her nurturing words daily

[u/notdbcooper71]

Find a new gf

[u/Goldman250]

Buy a cheap Millennium Falcon toy, smash it, then put it in the middle of the bowl. He got so angry at his beloved ship being destroyed that he created a crossover event.

[u/Mandy-pants123]

Drill a hole in the bottom and plant something

[u/endodaze]

Fill it up with weed!

[u/daisy0723]

I planted a cute little cactus in my Groot Guardians 3 popcorn bucket.

I had a buddy drill two holes in the bottom for drainage and it's perfect.

[u/samebatchannel]

Put hard candy in it

[u/CrisFbg]

Candy bowl? Mint bowl? Keys bowl?

[u/Manimnotcreative1984]

Fill it with rocks?

[u/Altheradiodemon]

Fill it with Rocks :3 it sounds dumb but it would look cool, like a shell full of destruction

[u/Kira-Of-Terraria]

chamberpot

[u/Weedandteaequalsme]

Popery chicks, love that stuff

[u/Mrscorpio100]

Use it as a change bowl or to put your keys or just a candy bowl for yourself

[u/machacker89]

@OO Candy bowl??

[u/dekabreak1000]

Could get rid of the fiancé and keep the pot where and how you want

[u/bsievers]

Ok but what’s his specific complaint that’ll help narrow it down

[u/cane-of-doom]

Fill it with potpourri and fake fruit.

[u/HourInternational467]

Put a list of other guys names in it. Ones that don’t get mad at silly things like this lol

[u/Muhabba]

Put popcorn in it.

[u/dtsupra30]

Looks like it would fit a bag of popcorn really well

[u/christmastree18]

Plant pot, keep change, keys storage, screws (keep in the workshop), etc.

[u/jimababwe]

Nothing as creative as the Dune bucket.

[u/tobs666]

Not many people know this, but you can keep your weed in there.

[u/Stinkydadman]

Sorry bro, she’s right

[u/Carthonn]

Bowl for your Red Hulk action figure collection

[u/Haephestus]

Sell it on ebay

[u/marioxb]

What scene from the movie is this supposed to be? I've seen the movie three times and I don't remember him doing anything like this.

[u/keinish_the_gnome]

Returned engagement ring holder

[u/laxguy20]

My wife has yet to comment on mine (I think she is ignoring it). But I put all my movie tickets stubs in it.

[u/jayerp]

Soap dispenser holder in the guest bathroom.

[u/krellx6]

Chamber pot?

[u/fishfireinc]

"I guess you could put lots of things in it, right?"

"NO! Just popcorn, Ned. Ninety dollars."

[u/friedchiken21]

Find a new fiancé

[u/slabsndabs]

Cereal. Every morning

[u/SnurgBurglerGrizz]

Take your fiancees belt, attach one end to each hand of our Hulk friend, display

[u/reefernash]

Popcorn bucket

[u/GLURPtheAlien]

Camping Toilet

[u/Snickerdoodlepop]

Key/wallet holder.

Will be at the door. So, if any guests are coming in, know we have a marvel lover in the house even after endgame.

[u/devoid0101]

Put your toy / collectible things together in one room away from the common shared space so she doesn't have to live with it...?

[u/CurrentlyLucid]

Walnuts, waiting on hulk to smash.

[u/BigPoppaStrahd]

Convert it into a water fountain where the water stream comes out of his mouth into the bucket.

[u/robcwag]

Not nearly as "useful" as the dune popcorn bucket.

[u/Red_Panda_The_Great]

Red Hulk is sick he's about to throw up

[u/BaulsJ0hns0n86]

Red Hulk himself can act as a handle.

It can be a jumbo sized coffee/beer/wine mug

[u/Ok_Damage6032]

fill it with an assortment of tampons and pads and put it near the toilet in the bathroom, for that red time of the month

[u/Jlx_27]

So? Ignore him/her. Its just a popcorn bucket, not a house or a car.

[u/big_ry82]

Cocaine pot.

[u/HOLDONFANKS]

plant pot, thats how i use all my popcorn buckets

[u/pushingbrown]

Dremel off the bottom half of the bucket, being careful not to cult Rulk, and mount the top half of this bucket to the "topper" of the Wolverine fuck-bucket.

[u/NFToothless]

Candy bucket

[u/pandershrek]

Hopefully you have a huge dick because that's going to be hard to fuck.

[u/stokeszdude]

Bird feeder.

Maybe it won’t be falcons, but it’ll be close

[u/Agram1416]

This is one creative art project away from a red hulk goatse masterpiece

[u/sharltocopes]

[u/Substantial_Head_656]

Get fucking rid of her and cum buckets all over rossy

[u/Pizzamurai]

Fiance tear catcher/holder. Crying from its awesomeness.

[u/Living_Supermarket70]

Candy dish, $90

[u/IcedCoffeeVoyager]

Candy dish

[u/master_gir88]

I’m using mine as a coin jar

[u/Long-Pack-4620]

Hear me out… popcorn

[u/OhGawDuhhh]

Plant some Red Star Cordylines in there!

[u/Ok_Honeydew_4223]

Condom holder

[u/Seankmurphy82]

Reevaluate your relationship? Seriously though, if it brings you happiness the criticism isn’t needed and there’s dozens of uses for it; crafts, storage, plants, actual popcorn or other snacks…

[u/Equal-Negotiation651]

Use it with your Cuisinart mixer.

[u/DuckterDoom]

That is made for her makeup

[u/Smart-Advice6715]

Use it as a key bowl

[u/hipdashopotamus]

That thing is ugly maybe repaint the hulk to be bright purple that should help

[u/Ok_Honeydew_4223]

Condom holder

[u/jsnxander]

"Gamma" Green Jellybeans, obviously. If you want more of a nod to the movie, a mixed assortment of red, white and blue jellybeans or M&Ms or Skittles.

[u/The_TDaddy]

Put a bean stock in it

[u/ClamatoDiver]

Use it for popcorn.

[u/monstersnooz]

Hot pepper plant!

[u/unstableGoofball]

Plant

[u/SkullBonesGuy]

Popcorn

[u/AntiMilkman]

Congrats on your new guest bathroom!

[u/C4Catastrophe]

Its use is that you like it.

[u/Weedass223]

I got it... POPCORN!!!

[u/trantaran]

Use it to put your red colored medicine

[u/OrangePoser]

Use it for popcorn!

[u/bulletbutton]

serve her divorce papers in it

[u/D_BoIzz]

Make it a chore bucket list for the house

[u/Jester58]

Planter, jewelry holder, key holder, candy dish, snack dish, pen/pencil holder (depending on how tall the bucket is), El Polo Loco Tostada holder (depending on how tall and wide the bucket is)

[u/Clay004]

Who cares if he likes it or not

[u/nutella_hitler]

Feminine products

[u/Leather_Ad5047]

Do whatever you want with it and tell your fiance to chill tf out, it's just a plastic bowl ffs.

[u/mtm6]

Halloween candy bucket

[u/fulcrum_ct-7567]

Coffee filter holder. I have the beetle juice popcorn bucket and use it for that.

[u/DayOfTheDeb]

Fruit bowl

[u/Bubble355]

Swear Jar. Red Hulk is a cautionary tale and a symbol of rage

[u/giant_sloth]

Fill it with potpourri and make it a classy centrepiece on your coffee table.

[u/[deleted]]

Pens/pencils?

[u/IFdude1975]

Use it as a gift for me. It'll work perfectly! ;)