r/meirl • u/Mindless-Process-629 • 1d ago

meirl

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5.3k Upvotes

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 1d ago

I have a thimble dick and I’m prepared to play monopoly

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u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o 1d ago

Does that mean you leave your partner in stitches?

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u/rami-pascal974 1d ago

I have a huge dick but I don't fuck cuz I'm unattractive as shit

37

u/mickeymouse4348 20h ago

The lord giveth and the lord taketh away

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u/Tz33ntch 8h ago

Yahweh took centimeters off my height and put them into my penis

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u/scroopynooper69 18h ago

It must be nice jerking off with 2 hands

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u/JediKnightNitaz 1d ago

That's not the flex you think it is my guy

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u/alslypig 1d ago

Anyone who has used a sewing machine knows this

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u/Tpqowi 1d ago

It is the largest flex possible

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u/FedericoDAnzi 1d ago

I never had sex before but even I can tell that faster isn't better.

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u/Tpqowi 23h ago

You people really do need an /s indicator

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u/FedericoDAnzi 23h ago

Your comment didn't look sarcastic at all.

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u/Flimsy6769 19h ago

Sarcasm is usually supposed to be funny, that’s why everyone missed it

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u/thatblondeyouhate 1d ago

As someone who has had a sewing machine fuck their finger... this isn't the good thing he thinks it is

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u/realkunkun 1d ago

Sure its small but it smells like a big one!

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u/Mewziikal 22h ago

Seduction 100

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u/_shut_the_up_ 21h ago

At least it smells like a foot

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u/Monster_Voice 1d ago

Big dick? In this economy? May I present shrinkflator...

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u/stopplaying55 1d ago

Ouch everything about this sounds painful

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u/Mogui- 22h ago

Only way to impress me is be able to set a sewing machine up. I haven’t done it in years but the horrors of getting it through a fixed , cramped and tiny little needle eye be damned. Especially if the string is slightly frayed

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u/Guinran 1d ago

Stealing this (owner of needle dick)

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u/gahiro 22h ago

Its all about the skill

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u/xpadawanx 22h ago

Doubt it

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u/Substantial-Ant-9183 20h ago

Can't churn butter with a toothpick - Robin Williams