Coupon is on Bed Bath & Beyond's website.. tried to get a toaster and saw a 20% off coupon. "Cool!" I think to myself...

Come to read the fine print and see that it excludes... Nearly everything? 😅

Like I get a car is a car but when you sell a used 2016 Honda with 123k miles for $16k it’s like you don’t want to sell the car. This goes for the whole used car market. I’m not a 100% on how the market works but I could understand more if you said hey I got this 2017 Honda with 35-40k miles I want 16k but an almost 8yr old car with almost 130k miles and you want damn near 17k is crazy in my eyes. I’m probably super out of the loop but man these dealerships charging these crazy prices for older cars with high ass mileage is wild work.

It's much, much louder than in the video. Mom says she just needs to get used to her kennel. Well, how about letting her get used to the kennel downstairs.

They had one f***ing job

Bye bye €100 of birthday money

bought tickets for a show a couple months ago. today is the day. bought the tickets for me and my girlfriend. we broke up a couple weeks ago. no big deal. will bring my friend. he’s sick today. ah no problem. i’ll ask other friends. no one wants to or even can. i go to a last resort effort and invite a girl i matched with on bumble. she says she’ll go. but refuses to wear shoes. event starts in an hour. and i’m not going bc i will probably crumble from the embarrassment if i go by myself. why can’t shit just go normal for me. $60 down the drain

I'm currently sitting on the toilet with the screen door shits and there's literally a tornado headed my way... fml