r/mildlyinfuriating 22d ago

Overdone Got a note left by the “parking police” of my building

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The management office recently assigned me a new parking because the one I had was under a mango tree. Any ideas on response notes?

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u/AlexWab 22d ago

“Appreciate your concern, but this is my new spot. If you need further clarification, feel free to consult the actual parking authority (the management office)”

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u/maxru85 22d ago

“All your parking are belong to us”

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u/sherzeg 22d ago

“All your parking are belong to us”

"For great justice"

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u/billyohhs 22d ago

WHAT YOU SAY?

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u/eberhama 22d ago

Make your time

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u/dellenwood 22d ago

Schfifty five

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u/waterfalljay 22d ago

I'm just askin'!

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u/sdrowkcabdellepssti 22d ago

Shvfifty-fhive

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u/sps49 22d ago

“It’s an old reference, but it checks out.”

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u/Mar1us876 22d ago

Our parking!

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u/BadatOldSayings 22d ago

Someone set us up the bollards!

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u/BadMonkey55 21d ago

Nice reference! Old school gaming.

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u/Single_Load_5989 22d ago

“Appreciate your concern, but this is my new spot. If you need further clarification, feel free to Fuck Your Own Face!”

Fixed that for you, YW

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u/BetLeft 22d ago

Literary nailed it

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u/Single_Load_5989 22d ago

Ha! It was the only clip I could find of that scene

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u/WrappedInLeaves 22d ago

You should probably just bring it up to management instead of making a response.

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

That’s what I’m doing but also wanted to have a little fun.

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u/Wank_my_Butt 22d ago

I’m always wary of antagonizing potentially crazy people.

The way they scribbled these letters makes me think they’re just short of stable.

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u/OZeski 22d ago edited 22d ago

I met someone off Facebook market place at an apartment complex once. I was buying some small item. I met the guy. He was cool. We talked for a bit and I was about to leave. This Escalade rolls up and lays in the horn. Driver comes out cussing about how I was parked in his spot. That's cool I'm leaving now. But he blocked me in while leaving his wife in the car and went into his apartment and came out with a metal bat.

Edit for grammar.*

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u/LoveandScience 22d ago

Bruh you can't stop the story there😭

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u/TheBigBadWohlf 22d ago

The guy finally caught up to him halfway through writing his comment

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u/Nova_JewV1 22d ago

I don't need lunch, i need answers

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u/_Bren10_ 22d ago

You get back here and make love to my wife move your car!!

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u/DonkyPuncharely 21d ago

YOU GET MY WIFE'S NAME RIGHT!!!!!!

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u/speedloafer 22d ago edited 22d ago

Unfortunately for him the small item I was buying was a gun. I shot him and his metal bat. Got into his Escalade to meet my new wife and drove off into the sunset.

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u/LoveandScience 22d ago

I know you aren't the person I was replying to but I'm accepting this as canon.

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u/SupportPretend7493 22d ago

This is the official answer now

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

😂

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u/UncertainMossPanda 22d ago

Man I love GTA

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u/_Ultimaaaate 22d ago

right?? cmon man

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u/Feeling-Badger7956 21d ago

Yeah, he'd have got his head smashed in for threatening me.

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u/DingleBarryGoldwater 22d ago

I'd say 1-2 horses away from stable

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u/Healthy_Shoulder8736 21d ago

Especially when they know where you park.

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u/_PaddyMAC 22d ago

Classic reddit armchair psychology. Those letters look pretty normal for someone trying to make large bold text by hand.

But no clearly you can deduce this person as crazy from that.

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u/Wank_my_Butt 22d ago

Didn’t say they were crazy. Said potentially crazy.

In the same way someone might be overly aggressive to a random Reddit comment for no particular reason.

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u/just-the-doctor1 22d ago

Who leaves notes like that?

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u/krippkeeper 22d ago

₥Ɇ! ł ₭ɆɆ₱ ₮ⱧɆ₥ ł₦ ₥Ɏ ₱Ø₵₭Ɇ₮ ₳₦Đ ₱Ⱡ₳₵Ɇ ₮ⱧɆ₥ Ø₦ ₵₳Ɽ₴ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ⱠɎ

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u/whatyousayin8 22d ago

It’s giving planes trains and automobiles; “How do they know where we’re going?”

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u/bootybandit729 22d ago

Theres always someone more crazier than you. Its not worth it

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u/Unusual-Tree-7786 22d ago

Don't upset the Crazy person who can't form a complete sentence. Better to pist take the mote to authorities of your apartment. Otherwise - leaving a note won't be how they retaliate against whatever you do next. And it could involve property damage. Not suggesting this to protect them, but to protect you. If you do something they could retaliate ago to the landlord or the parking people on top of retaliating and get you in trouble

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u/WhineyLobster 22d ago

Never antagonize crazy people who live near you lol

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u/Single_Load_5989 22d ago

“Appreciate your concern, but this is my new spot. If you need further clarification, feel free to Fuck Your Own Face!”

Fixed that for you, YW

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u/GonzoRider2025 22d ago

That handwringing looks to be from someone with nothing left to lose or just nuts. Good luck. 

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u/_pmcKANE 22d ago

OK how about this:

Park your car somewhere else overnight then report to the management that it must have been towed. Tell them about the note and ask them to find out who left it as it must be them who is responsible. You could really make them sweat over that when property management starts asking questions.

When it comes to getting your car back, depending on how well the lie settles in: you could either claim that it's cost you $$$ to collect your own car back, or just tell people that you forgot you walked home from a friends house because you'd been drinking or something.

Either way it'll put the cat amongst the pigeons.

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

lol sounds fun but they would know immediately it was me who moved the car

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u/No_Fisherman_8572 22d ago

Begone satan

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u/Accomplished-Yam6553 22d ago

Where I live you can't just call a tow truck unless it's your own car, you have to report it to management and they can call the truck from there

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u/prattdoowhileyjr 22d ago

why are redditers so unrealistic and annoying when making suggestions in these types of situations. It's so easy to tell you're chronically online and don't talk to people outside

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u/GoodTodd1970 22d ago

Because most of them are juvenile and have no idea how things work in the real world.

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u/Nikkotak 21d ago

So true. Especially if it’s anything to do with cars or driving. The post will be something like “I get woken up by my neighbour starting her car to go to work early in the morning” and the solution is something like “Smear her car all over with dog turds, stick a banana up the tailpipe and set fire to the front tyres”.

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u/Smrgel 22d ago

That’s just straight up fraud

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u/EC_TWD 22d ago

It’s not really fraud unless they try to claim reimbursement or payment for towing fees that they didn’t incur. “It cost me $400 to get my car back, don’t let that happen again. You’ll have to pay next time”

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u/danaster29 22d ago

Yep lying to the crazy person and the management office and then being like "lol jk" is a good way to make yourself look like the sane one

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

This is by far the best idea.

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u/slapmaxwell123 22d ago

Wouldn't whoever parks there besides you be the person who left the note?

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

Probably. But just went to the management office and they confirmed that that’s my space so 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/slapmaxwell123 22d ago

Yeah it's also a risk. It could be someone else unrelated grabbed it.

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u/BOTBrad 21d ago

this is how you get your car keyed

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u/Wank_my_Butt 22d ago

I agree. They assign spots in part to prevent issues like this.

It might be very optimistic, but if this is brought up to them before something happens to OP’s car, there might be more of a chance it could be prevented or at least the letter-writer will be identified by management.

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

According to management, the letter-writer has been identified. Unfortunately, they wouldn’t tell me who they were.

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u/Sea-Opening3530 22d ago

Idk it looks quite official to me

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

It almost fooled me at first but then I saw it wasn’t signed by the “Assistant to the President of the Parking Association”, like usually.

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u/Jankster79 22d ago

Unexpected Dwight.

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

From the new show “The Parking Lot”. I’m Jim.

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

Had to do it.

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

UPDATE: Just got a call from management. The short story is they messed up. The long story: the parking space was previously assigned to the roommate of the person who left the note, but they weren’t using it, so management removed it from their lease but never notified them. Then gave it to me. The note writer was just defending the roommate’s parking space. Now the question is: Where is the roommate? Did the note writer killed them and left the note to make us think they’re still alive? How many more “roommates” need to disappear until this serial killer is stopped? I guess we’ll never know.

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u/merica1111yeah 22d ago

This sounds like a job for the greatest detective mind of the 21 century.

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u/underprivlidged 22d ago

Inspector Clouseau.

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u/UnusualWind5 22d ago

I'm getting a raging clue...

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u/iamjulianacosta 21d ago

Detective Pikachu?

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u/tonyrizzo21 22d ago

Take a red pen to it like an elementary school teacher to make it correct. Line through "Not". Add a new "not" between "will" and "be". Put a big "D" at the top as both a grade and an insult.

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

lol I might do this

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u/Prudent-Finance9071 22d ago

Write "See me" in all caps at the top 🤣

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u/misdeliveredham 22d ago

I have a building down the street with a lot of elderly residents and they are obsessed, I tell you, obsessed with whose parking spot it is. I once parked in one of the unassigned spots because I needed to drop something off and got almost the same note. I know someone who lives there and she always goes on and on about how someone dared to park in her space (mind you, there’s plenty of parking there).

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u/jay212127 22d ago

When I bought my Condo it came with 2 titled parking spaces, if I'm paying property taxes for those spaces you better believe I was a bit protective of them.

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u/misdeliveredham 22d ago

This is unassigned, free parking I’m talking about

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u/Orca_Mayo 22d ago

I used to impound cars for my job two years ago, tow companies cannot legally tow a car without an authorized signature on owned private property (such as your apartment complex which is owned by a property manager)

So this random douchebag telling you that you "can't park in his spot" is meaningless and holds no weight.

Similarly when you park in front of someone else's house and they tell you that you can't park there.

Street parking is fair game in residential neighborhoods as long as you're not blocking a fire hydrant, driveways or red curbs that have been marked by the fire department and city officials.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Orca_Mayo 22d ago

That is true, assigned parking and apartments does exist. Not many of them in my city but they're around.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/offogredux 22d ago

I find your discourse intriguing, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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u/PapaLRodz 22d ago

This was the laugh I needed. Thank you. 

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u/Infinitemangohack 22d ago

I imagine an angry adult gripping the pen like a child holds a crayon and scribbling these words on the paper while muttering them under their breath, cursing you with every pen stroke

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u/Raphius-kai 22d ago

If management assigned you the new parking via email or text, I'd print that out and place it in your windshield next to the note you received. Add a nice big blue arrow on the note pointing to your parking assignment printout.

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u/Cold_Worldliness_911 22d ago

Get out of Slender man's spot!

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u/Smirking_Sheep 22d ago

No, David! ass handwriting

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u/b-roc 22d ago

The thing that gets me is how vexxed they have to be to write the way that they have eeeeeeee-aaaaaaaaaa-cccccccccc-hhhhhhhhhh letter gone over multiple times. 

Person is unhinged and has no proper outlet for their emotions. Be careful, OP.

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

Right? Hadn’t thought about that

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u/FleeshaLoo 22d ago

Yeah, that's rage writing.

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u/TrainingParty3785 22d ago

That looks like it was written by a serial killer, written over, and over, and over……

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u/Fort_Laud_Beard 22d ago

The next note - “The ears are in the freezer”

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u/TrainingParty3785 21d ago

The paper is soaked from tears

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

Maybe it has a hidden message, Zodiac killer style

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u/TicciSpice 22d ago

Did Slenderman write this?

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 22d ago

Put a sign. “Please don’t tow me, parking senpai! I am just using my newly assigned spot! Uwu”

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u/LackNo6381 22d ago

We should get an update later on

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

Went to the management office, they confirmed it’s my parking space and no mistake was made. I left them going through the cameras trying to see who left the note, they assured me they’ll talk to the complainant and clarify the issue.

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u/Endle55torture 22d ago

Leave note saying : " Spot assigned by management, if you do not like it kindly get fucked"

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u/Public-Onion-7839 22d ago

Omg I got one of these today and I was parked in front of my own garage

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

🤦🏻‍♂️ lol

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u/elusivemoniker 22d ago

I would be real low effort petty and cross out every thing except "This is" and "parking." Then over the crossed out "your" write "my" so the sign reads " This is my parking ." Bonus points if it's in red ink.

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u/Yaboidono420 22d ago

I'd keep the Mango tree spot, would help on your journey to Enlightenment.

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

I’ve had it for years but got tired of new dents appearing every year during mango season.

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u/AgreeableReader 22d ago

Where we lived a guy had been parking in a spot unassigned. When my husband started being there more we went to the rental office to buy a second spot for him and it was the spot this dickwad had claimed as his own. We flipped the note, drew a big arrow and made sure it pointed at the parking lot tag we’d been given.

Odds are though, your building fucked up and assigned the same spot twice. Because I had my spot for years and then one day some asshole is parked in it. Yeah, turns out, the rental office had assigned them my spot. They rectified it quickly.

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u/tethler 22d ago

I love the effort they went to to do manual bolding

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 22d ago

The writing is so angry, you can see the frustration in the pen strokes lolz, Apartment life. So official.

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u/NerdyBirdy-5 21d ago

Take it to the office. Continue to keep eye on car for any retaliation.

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u/Trident731 21d ago

I believe that the grammar police need to launch an investigation into this note.

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u/joe_w4wje 22d ago

I would laminate it and proudly display it on my windshield forever.

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

lol I love that idea

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u/PublicWolf7234 22d ago

Tape it to wall or post. Probably won’t be the last notice you get. Then everybody else will know it’s not there parking spot. How lucky can you be, to have someone else make you a sign.

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u/MetricJester Sane as I ever was 22d ago

Aw, someone is trying to be friendly

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u/edtfkh 22d ago

I would flag it, - incase it escalates

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u/JOE-DEE62 21d ago

Bag & tag (evidence #1)

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u/2tipsyeee 22d ago

well your car wasn't towed, so... i think by that logic, it's your parking spot :D

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u/Quxzimodo 22d ago

Do they even bother to check if it's wrong before bothering to create this issue? Or are they so addicted to manufacturing issues to seem like they're important that they forget that they need proof before they're revealed to be wasting everyone's time and energy.

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u/PunkRockWerewolf 22d ago

Did you find this in an indie horror game stuck to a dead tree in the woods?!

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u/Jackd_up_on_Mdew 22d ago

"This is My Parking, Back Off Unless You Want Toed!"

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u/Ok_World_135 22d ago

Cross out not and put ALL
Write a little NEVER with a V under it between will and be

Then put it back on your car with another note that says, Thank you!

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u/OG_OneTwoThree 22d ago

No David ahh handwriting

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u/looneybin55 22d ago

Let them park in the spot. Then tow them

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u/captainmoun10 ORANGE 22d ago

All I wanna know is, how did they place it inside the car?

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

My car has no inside, it’s a sofa with wheels.

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u/captainmoun10 ORANGE 22d ago

Aaah. One of them eh?

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u/Dirniskron 22d ago

Is Slenderman one of your neighbors???

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u/cjboffoli 22d ago

I dunno. It looks pretty official.

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u/OMGeno1 22d ago

I used to live in a small 12 unit building. This absolute looney toon lady lived on the side of the building that faced the parking lot. She took it upon herself to watch out the window all day and get into a verbal altercation with anyone she didn't recognize. If someone didn't have a vehicle and had a friend over that parked in their unit's assigned spot (every unit had a spot), this lady would flip her shit on them and threaten to call the police. She ended up getting evicted because of the chaos she created.

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u/McMeowface 22d ago

No advice, but they nailed the “No, David!” font.

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

They did lol

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u/whocaresbro1 22d ago

Diary of a Wimpy Kid ass handwriting.

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u/Quatch23 22d ago

"Suck my entire dick and balls"?

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u/Jeberted 22d ago

I’m more impressed that they managed to neatly do that scribble font

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u/CarelessYouth69 22d ago

diary of a wimpy kid lookin ass hand writing

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u/TheJungleTroll 21d ago

Just respond with: yes it is, or: who are you to question my authority or somthing

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u/401jamin 21d ago

Under 30, right handed, compulsive, student.

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u/TJTHEDJ69 21d ago

If your car was gonna get towed then why leave the note? Why not just get the car towed? Someone's trying to prove they have no power.

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u/richer2003 21d ago

“This is not your parking ____” what? FINISH THE DAMN SENTENCE!

“Yes, this is my parking job, and I think I did quite well, thank you very much.”

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u/AssistAgreeable8798 21d ago

Ask for contact details ie where they live or put down to talk to management and they can come to you and talk to them. Your parking is your parking.

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u/LibsRsmarter 21d ago

Dear Parking Police, can you tow away and put in your Parking Police apt. Thank you.

PARKING POLICE

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u/KarthusWins 21d ago

It probably is their spot and management messed up and gave you a spot that wasn't actually open. Happens all the time.

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u/Bobd1964 22d ago

I would tell them to check their facts before they claim anything. Best of luck.

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u/brentemon 22d ago

See if the culprit leaves a second and third note. If it's placed in the same spot on your car every time, then you know exactly where to install the mirror along with the note that says "This asshole blows goats. PS, this is my spot.".

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u/TheCardsSayHellNo 22d ago

Damn that person is madddd. They used way too much pen ink

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u/LookinAtTheFjord 22d ago

Do literally anything if you want your shit keyed and slashed.

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u/FeedbackHaunting7939 22d ago

Looks legit

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

It is. They used the official Dahmer blue ink and Zodiac sans font, both approved by the Serial Killer Association.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

Maybe it’s a serial killer with parking security complex disorder.

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u/brickbaterang 22d ago

Right? Looks like they held the pen in their fist like a toddler holds a crayon

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

Already confirmed with management, it’s mine.

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u/Someonetookmyname2 22d ago

Did you collect the other 7 notes?

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

Is it you? Are you the note writer? How do you know there were 8 notes??

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u/MapsPKMNGirlsAnime 22d ago

Damn you got moved away from the mango tree? No free mangos then

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u/hiddensat 22d ago

I’m still pretty close to the mango tree

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u/Icy_Department8104 22d ago

this looks like a page slenderman would leave lmao

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u/gigashadowwolf 22d ago

Do you have your new parking assignment in writing anywhere?

Make a photocopy and tape it to the inside of one of your windows.

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u/JustForge 22d ago

Work maintenance for a building and leave these notes a lot. But we have professional looking flyers that state it came from us. That way, people don't ignore it and think it's from a crazy person.

Usually it's because they parked blocking the alley way or are parked in a way that blocks other cars from leaving the lot.

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u/flameenthusiast 22d ago

bro is living in the same building as slender man

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u/Calgary_Calico 22d ago

Put a note on your own car saying "management assigned me this spot. If you have a problem with it, take it up with them"

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u/OverallEmergency2236 22d ago

Constructive notes? No. Non constructive, I have LOTS, but most boil down to 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕U Karen!!!!

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u/No-Condition-oN 22d ago

Tow it and pay it.

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u/Due_Hotel3934 22d ago

Looks like a kid made it

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u/im_new_how_ru 22d ago

It might be courtesy note other cars may have been towed and they haven’t seen yours. Be positive. Not everyone is an asshole. But yes, letting management know is the best option.

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 22d ago

He wrote it like a cartoonish buffoon too. Tracing each letter back and forth like he’s gripping the pen like a shake weight

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u/SaltyPotatos1 21d ago

Collect my pages

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u/Artificer4396 21d ago

“Collect my pages” from the hit indie game “I will end your life if you go near my pages”

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u/Hedgeyourdata 21d ago

It’s giving “no David” font I knew it look familiar

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u/ShadyStoof 21d ago

Draw a toad on the note

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u/Persephone-0 21d ago

Where tf you live at?? There just be mango trees growing around wild lol

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u/-_Anonymous__- 21d ago

I like how they wrote that with as much emphasis as they possibly could.

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u/love-lalala 21d ago

It was probably double sold. I have been a property manager for a very long time.

Every single time I am sent to a new property the parking and garage list is just a fucking disaster. Sorry for swearing, but nothing else fits.

I always have to do an audit, and getting people to tell you which spot they are in is a task. If the agents do not update the log every time they add a spot or remove it. It just gets messed up again very quickly. For some reason, not one single staff member I have worked with can do this simple thing.

That note is from a resident who is also renting that spot. You will have to go in the office and tell them they are incompetent. lol

I'm sorry, but sadly it is true.

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u/love-lalala 21d ago

You can write back and say this is my parking spot. The manager very clearly said the person who had it is being evicted tomorrow at 8am.

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u/Accurate-Data-7006 21d ago

Talk to the manger

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u/Rybread52 21d ago

Why does this person’s handwriting remind me of the comic sections from the Captain Underpants books?

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u/pootenshammer 15d ago

"and theeeeeeeen?"

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u/Whateveriscleaver 22d ago

Take to office and show them and let it be known if your car is towed you will sue the complex and refer them for criminal charges for grand theft of your vehicle. That will light a fire under their ass. And that shit will stop.

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u/MNHemiGuy 22d ago

🤣🤣🤣 who pissed in your Wheaties. CHILL DUDE! If your not in the wrong, just toss it and move on... who cares.