r/mildlyinfuriating 21d ago

Overdone Amazon driver took a picture throwing my package

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u/SexMachineMMA 21d ago

He might just be really great at balancing boxes on the edge

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/mtgofficialYT 21d ago

šŸŽµAND NO ONE CAN BRING HIM ā€¦ DOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!šŸŽµ

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u/Slowen_T 21d ago

My other thought was he spun it like a top

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u/big_guyforyou 21d ago

when bro flips a coin it lands on its side

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 21d ago

And simply hangs in the air

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u/mtgofficialYT 20d ago

1,000th upvote :D

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u/Lick_my_balloon-knot 21d ago

Can confirm. I've gotten really good at balancing my boxers on the edge of my willy when trying to impress my wife.

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u/downtune79 21d ago

Sorry but lmfao

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u/Cool_Ranch01 21d ago

I second this. The fact that one of them had the balls to send this photo is killing me. I hope nothing is damaged or broken cause Id be upset too but I just can't stop laughing

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u/Setthegodofchaos 21d ago

Same here. I dunno why I found this so funnyĀ 

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 21d ago

He already quit, bet you a dollar

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u/nrfx DISCROMULENCE 21d ago

Doubt. This is just how parcel delivery works.

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u/Lurkesalot 21d ago

It is kinda funny, though. The quck draw camera skills.

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u/zripcordz 21d ago

That is probably the most gentle it's been handled the entire trip. You don't wanna see the sorting shute in the distribution centers.

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u/ChaosLives68 21d ago edited 21d ago

I always point this out but a lot of people really donā€™t want to hear it. They genuinely believe their package is on a decorative pillow carried by a man in a tuxedo with white gloves on.

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u/Slowen_T 21d ago

I work in a warehouse and have packed for UPS before. I get it lol, I mostly thought this was funny, although it was an expensive package.

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u/ChaosLives68 21d ago

It is very funny. Didnā€™t mean to come off like a dick if I did.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 21d ago

Since when do DICKS COME OFF?

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u/LockLess7674 21d ago

Thatā€™s funnyā€¦ took me a min to get in quick Reddit perusal, I had to go back to re-read it but Iā€™m totally stealing it!

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u/Rapter12000 20d ago

Itā€™s like when girls Peele there skin, we take ours off and charge it with a charger, over charge it itā€™ll get over flowed

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u/valoia 21d ago

I always lol at the people who ship fragile, breakable shit in the thinnest envelope possible and they think that by writing 'do not bend' we'll give white glove service for its entire trip. Pay the correct postage or package your stuff better!

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u/TouchMyPaws 20d ago

I write on the package ā€œfragileā€. Those machines donā€™t give a fuck.

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u/anbmasil 21d ago

What they donā€™t know wonā€™t hurt them

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u/RagingWaterStyle 20d ago

Yeah but I think it's more of the fact that they blatantly took evidence of the rough handling and presented it to the recipient without a care. Like yesh it's going to be rough handled but surely you dont need to make sure the customer knows it.

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u/Hauwke 21d ago

That doesn't mean it shouldn't be gently placed by the door, it's just a lack of respect for other people's belongings to just take 5 more fucking steps and place it nicely.

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u/Few_Application_7312 20d ago

It's more related to job expectations of the supervisor. That 5 steps there and back adds up to either staying late or missing stops for that day. You do realize that Amazon drivers are peeing into waterbottles to make those times, so its not like they aren't making sacrifices too. If anyone's to blame its their bosses, but people just want to bitch at the lowest rung on the ladder instead of the people actually responsible.

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u/Bunrotting 20d ago

You can't really complain when you pay for fast shipping and then expect the fast shipping driver to treat your package specially and slowly

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u/LeeShadow2 21d ago

Actually, I think your box is dancing with joy at being delivered

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u/GhostHin 21d ago

That's pretty impressive if that's a single shot, not going to lie.

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u/dramaticlava 21d ago

Best way to make this stop is to cancel Amazon

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u/comericalads 21d ago

just fire the workers that throw packages it isn't hard

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u/dullest_edgelord 20d ago

How about we insist they be given reasonable workloads instead?

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u/Ok-Opportunity-574 21d ago

I think that's more impressive than infuriating. Your box is not handled gently along it's route to you. If something is broken it wasn't packed properly.

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u/WentworthMillersBO 21d ago

Too be fair your house is pretty menacing with the orbs

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u/Ungodly_Box 21d ago

How many orbs does one need to ponder??

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u/ViolentDisregarde 21d ago

I usually see the same three people doing Amazon deliveries to my complex. One punts the boxes, one handles them like they're preemies holding FabergƩ eggs, and one hides them at other people's doors but never gets the apartment number in the pic so I don't know where to even start on my quest.

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u/FAASTARKILLER 21d ago

I would be more pissed if it was mid air. I cant help but to be impressed with the timing of that photo

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u/earth_west_420 20d ago

As an Amazon driver, getting this picture like this is a 1 in a million chance. Poor form on the throw though, I always try to toss soit's parallel to the ground and also spinning so the spin energy takes some of the impact energy away... also dont toss shit feet in the air to get it to the door, like a foot of air is the max

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u/Dp37405aa 21d ago

Hire that dude, toss the package and take the picture BEFORE it hits the ground, that dude is hustling.

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u/Common-Anxiety 21d ago

This is art. How did the driver manage to take a picture while the package was still in motion from being thrown?

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u/Setthegodofchaos 21d ago

That's what I'm wondering. Must have a very good set of skills. And a very good trigger finger

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u/Dp37405aa 21d ago

Hire that dude, toss the package and take the picture BEFORE it hits the ground, that dude is hustling.

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u/Unusual-Turtle 21d ago

This made me laugh im so sorry

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u/digital_ghost7 21d ago

When asked about his behavior he said "I was doing football practice."

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u/Illustrious-Toe-4485 21d ago

An actual photograph of ā€˜F*** this jobā€™

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u/Few_Application_7312 20d ago

More like "Oh shit! I'm a full minute behind schedule, I have to catch up or I'm fired" cause thats what its like working at Amazon

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u/DiscreteBeeX3 20d ago

Listen lady, it's not the drivers fault your package decided to break dance.

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u/Upset_Dragonfruit575 20d ago

As someone who has worked for both UPS and the U.S. Postal Service, I can legitimately tell you that your package was handled way worse than this before it ever got to your delivery driver, šŸ¤·

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u/domespider 20d ago

Could be worse; the photo could be showing the box knocking down whoever was coming out of your door.

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u/masternate1979 20d ago

Dick move.

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u/IcedOutJohnson 20d ago

I wonder how many times it took throwing the box to get that photo. šŸ¤”šŸ¤”

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u/ZookeepergameNo719 21d ago

Report package damaged and send this photo as evidence šŸ¤£ (if you're trying to be petty)

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u/john_jdm 21d ago

"How was your delivery?"

"Still in-progress from the look of it."

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u/xBHL 21d ago

Thats skill right there

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u/your_dads_hot 21d ago

Stop shopping at Amazon. You won't have this problem.

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u/DetLions1957 20d ago

If I came home to that Iā€™d be like sweet. Iā€™m definitely living in the 5th dimension.

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u/nonumberplease 21d ago

Wildly infuriating that people are still using Amazon right now.

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u/Necessary_End_2833 21d ago

Amazing report it to Amazon

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u/proxyclams 21d ago

Especially in front of a house that screams "A KAREN LIVES HERE". What a maniac.

(Not necessarily you, OP. But that front door...and the columns...)

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u/WalkSensitive7075 21d ago

I live in Italy and they either ring the doorbell to make sure I get it or set it by the door or outdoor windowsill

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u/lzwzli 21d ago

So how was your delivery though?

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u/PapzCYP 21d ago

Technically not delivered yet in the photo šŸ¤£

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u/Jax1Mum 21d ago

That is fricking HILARIOUS!! It may very well piss me off if it were my package ā€¦ so I get it, but ā€¦ LMFAO!

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u/GoldBluejay7749 21d ago

Lol thatā€™s hilarious.

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u/IAmAFourYearOld RED 20d ago

It was great

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u/2tfruity_ 20d ago

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u/Jealous-Librarian-88 20d ago

Sorry bro, thatā€™s funny asf lmao

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u/HonestDude365 20d ago

Nonono he balanced it perfectly

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u/alt_forshitposting 20d ago

Conveniently censored the puppeteer

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u/Fantastic_Baker8430 18d ago

Well you never know how gently the package landed

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u/Wild-Spinach-476 14d ago

Ainā€™t too infuriated with this photo is a work of art like how can someone achieve this photo shoot šŸ˜­