r/mildlyinfuriating • u/NotSydneySweeney • 1d ago

How My Wife Picks Eggs

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Says she chooses them “by vibe”

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u/jarejay 1d ago

This maintains balance in the carton. I approve

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u/PatrickGSR94 1d ago

nonsense. I always take eggs from the carton from the ends first, and leave the middle ones, specifically so that one end of the carton isn't significantly heavier than the other end. If my wife takes them out differently, I'll usually move some around to the middle to maintain that balance.

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u/jarejay 1d ago

That works, too

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u/BWebCat 1d ago

Very eggsistential

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u/NotSydneySweeney 1d ago

It eggravates me for sure.

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u/Readingout 1d ago

This is eggseptionally annoying

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u/Competitivepistachio 1d ago

This hurts my ODC eyes

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u/Quaiker 1d ago

Ah yes, Obsessive Dompulsive Cisorder

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u/Lovable_AF 1d ago

WHAT A MONSTER SHE IS

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u/HamsterDecent2235 1d ago

Do you have OCD?

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u/ShuviSchwarze 1d ago

This is optimal for balancing the egg carton

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u/ConcordiaMina 1d ago

How do y’all keep the egg carton from being unbalanced and dropping all your eggs everywhere if you do t take them out like this? Serious question. I take mine out basically the same way.

The only thing I can think is, maybe the unbalanced egg carton is a people with small hands problem? My hands are small if the carton gets unbalanced the eggs will flop out and break. If you have big hands does that maybe not happen? I’m so confused how so many people in the comments don’t immediately recognize why she does this.

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u/Readingout 1d ago

You have to make sure its even so the plastic is balanced.

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u/IluvWien 1d ago

Your wife sounds a lil nutty 🤣

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u/Ma_Na_Sa 1d ago

I think she's eggstraaaa dramatic 💁🏻‍♀️

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u/Calverish 1d ago

Damn an 18 pack, flexing the wealth

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u/zair58 1d ago

Only eggsperts can tell the difference...

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u/kevloid 1d ago

maybe she's spelling 'I'm cheating on you' in braille or something

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u/Lost-Thug-Aim 1d ago

Gotta keep the eggs on their toes. None of them know who the next sacrifice is. I approve.

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u/gleefulporcupinee 1d ago

Does she have OCD? Seems like an OCd thing

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u/Cool_Pop7348 11h ago

wtf cares