r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ItsNacii • 1d ago

I just wanted a cold drink...

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177 Upvotes

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u/JerryJr99 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/thewitchescastle 1d ago

RIP. Been there. Stab it with the handle of a spoon.

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u/Marketing_Introvert 1d ago

I’ve had to do this with the handle of a dinner knife. The spoons weren’t sturdy enough.

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u/thewitchescastle 1d ago

I was going to suggest a knife (which is what I’ve used as well), but didn’t want to be responsible for someone slicing their hand open if not done safely, lol.

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u/Murky_Tennis954 1d ago

My ice cream spoon could do it

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u/frogOnABoletus 1d ago

Wouldn't a can opener work?

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u/KeyWielderRio 1d ago

Gotta get to slurping ig

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u/jingle-is-dead 1d ago

Brother, it’s time for the hammer

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u/22feetistoomany 1d ago

Slide a fork behind the tab and use that to open it

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u/Ferro_Giconi OwO 1d ago

Impressive. I've never seen a pop tab fail like that before.

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u/mikeynerd 1d ago

Use a can opener and take the whole top off, then drink like a savage (paying close attn to avoiding sharp metal edges)

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u/whorucallinpinhead 1d ago

Cup is also an option to avoid cutting your face

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u/Angelswithroses 1d ago

Might as well pour it into a cup 😅

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u/Glittering_Ant_6814 1d ago

God damilnittttt … this hurts

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u/SuPruLu 1d ago

Can opener to the rescue!!!

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u/Angelswithroses 1d ago

I'm ngl, I'm glad we've been actually getting "mild" stuff for a while. Lol before people used to post really infuriating shit here as a whole meme. I've been dying to see the mild stuff people get annoyed with.

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u/NobleGamer889 1d ago

I can recall one time when I was about to drink a coke and the pull tab just detached, now the coke is stuck

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u/3imoman 1d ago

Old news. People were turning coke into rock since the eighties.

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u/Vegancyclist420 1d ago

I’ve found that a gentle pounding with the handle of a screwdriver is the method. (Shut up you perverts )

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u/Ill-Conclusion-6313 1d ago

That little drip of pre-coke there just to taunt you is maddening.

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u/Educational-Gur-2824 1d ago

Poke it with sharp objects.

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u/Aggravating_Raisin76 1d ago

The cold drink didn’t want you

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u/ThisIsASquibb 1d ago

That hurts me as a soda addict

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u/Deadbraincells73 1d ago

Stop. Hammer time.

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u/bossdistroyer4849 1d ago

dont let that ruin your coke, go grab a fork and open it yourself if you have to! you see if a problem arises i dont stop i brute force that Sh** untill i get my drink

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u/rescuedogsdad 1d ago

That you, Dragline?

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u/KOCYK745 1d ago

honestly, You've got Skill Issue. I get that the thing rips off often but Bending it...

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u/imrtlbsct2 1d ago

Deserved for not buying dr peppers instead