r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Romulox69420 • 1d ago

People who do this are unfit to be parents.

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We have a locked dumpster area and someone just threw it over the fence.

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u/AqutalIion 1d ago

That whole movie was a prophecy.

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u/PhilosopherStoned420 1d ago

At this point we're better of with Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho running things... sorry I got off target there.

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u/Ndmndh1016 1d ago

We're going to end up in a 50/50 split between idiocracy and Wall-E.

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u/txracin 1d ago

I've been telling my friends for years, the first company to make the wall-e chair will own the entire planet. Having worked in retail the average human needs that chair to live.

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u/Ndmndh1016 3h ago

The number of people who physically can't walk around a store for 5 mins is scary.

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u/EarthDust00 1d ago

I. For one. Welcome our new fat idiot overlords.

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u/Ok-Drama-4361 1d ago

The overlord was a Hal 9000 style bot, and unfortunately in our case it’ll end up being made by that elongated muskrat

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u/Vinegarpiss 1d ago

Seriously. I've even somehow managed to acquire a pair of crocs..

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u/732jerzyboi 1d ago

Without going to prison???

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u/Comrade_Cosmo 1d ago

The people in idiocracy believed in the science when told to them by an “expert.”

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u/Electric_origami 16h ago

Silicon Valley is the prequel

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u/Special-Solution5555 1d ago

Idiocracy and PCU were both future documentaries, not movies. We just didn't know it yet.