r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pavederry • 1d ago

"I'm Sorry, I Have to Cancel"

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u/Flimsy-Shake7662 1d ago

“You can collect the fee from my friend, Dee.”

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u/TerroFLys 1d ago

Who is nutz?

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u/Flimsy-Shake7662 1d ago

Deez! Haha! Get it? 

Wait, fuck

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u/TerroFLys 1d ago

Banger!

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u/GeeseGoHonk321 1d ago

Banger? I barely know her

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u/Connect_Office2600 10h ago

I'm not upvoting this because it currently has 69. Just know I wanted to.

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u/Abragram_Stinkin 6h ago

Know her?! I barely banged her!

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u/ImagineHuskies78 22h ago

At least buy her a drink and a corn dog 1st?

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u/Original-Objective70 21h ago

Heh she's getting a corn dog alright wink wink

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u/Far_Gap_8063 18h ago

Good band

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u/deemarieforlife 9h ago

I'm not paying that

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u/Flimsy-Shake7662 9h ago

goddamnit Dee, i'll have to ask Nutz if he'll cover it then

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u/NotA_Drug_Dealer 1d ago

Deesigma balls!!

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u/pyrowipe 4h ago

Hi, is this Mr. Nutz? Hello, Yes, I'm calling on behalf of OP in an attempt to collect a Sugon promissory note.