r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pavederry • 1d ago

"I'm Sorry, I Have to Cancel"

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u/__wasitacatisaw__ 1d ago

Unless it’s a daily vagina waxing session

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u/KhaoticMess 1d ago

I have follow up questions, but I'm not sure where to start.

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u/SealTeamEH 1d ago

Try the first one.

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u/palm0 1d ago

So it's actually probably the vulva, because if your vagina has hair in it, you've got other problems and should probably do last removal or something more on permanent than waxing.

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u/cluelessoblivion 23h ago

Could be a trans woman. I've heard that can happen after vaginoplasty.

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u/teraflux 21h ago

That sounds rough, what's the treatment for vaginal hair? I can't even pluck my nose hairs

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u/cluelessoblivion 21h ago

I'm not sure. I've only heard about it. I didn't do any real research as I'm not interested in it for myself.

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u/ErusDearest 6h ago

Crying while you pluck them, I’m assuming. Cause as a cis woman - OUCH!

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u/Deaffin 21h ago

They have to undo the procedure, laser the dick hair off, then re-do the procedure all over again.

It's either that, or start dating furries.

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u/Deaffin 20h ago

So you're proposing a sign, meant to warn you not to do the thing, that only appears after you've done the thing? What kind of spiteful genie bullshit is this?

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u/__wasitacatisaw__ 23h ago

Nice

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u/ImYourHumbleNarrator 21h ago

hairy for his pleasure

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u/__wasitacatisaw__ 21h ago

His being me

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u/ImYourHumbleNarrator 21h ago

yeah i thought that was a given. like ribbed condoms but its little ticklers inside

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u/FatherPeace1 7h ago

That is the most hilarious comment or answer to a question I've heard in a long time I'm literally laughing out loud LOL

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u/Over_Cranberry1365 21h ago

The important thing about asking questions is being sure you want the answer. 😳

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u/Deaffin 21h ago

Yes, they're doing it in little patches at a time rather than all at once.

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u/MrWonderful_61 5h ago

Try the bikini line and work down from there

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u/davosknuckles 23h ago

Or a daily anything, oddball.

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u/__wasitacatisaw__ 23h ago

Or daily vagina waxing session

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u/Thr0awheyy 1d ago

The vagina is inside. Pls do not wax.  The outside is called the clam.

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u/NameEducational9805 23h ago

Yeah man, I can't go a day without a good ol' vagina waxing session.

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u/bricktube 4h ago

I didn't realize people had daily vaginas