"I'm Sorry, I Have to Cancel"

[u/pavederry]

[u/palm0]

So it's actually probably the vulva, because if your vagina has hair in it, you've got other problems and should probably do last removal or something more on permanent than waxing.

[u/cluelessoblivion → u/palm0]

Could be a trans woman. I've heard that can happen after vaginoplasty.

[u/teraflux → u/cluelessoblivion]

That sounds rough, what's the treatment for vaginal hair? I can't even pluck my nose hairs

[u/cluelessoblivion → u/teraflux]

I'm not sure. I've only heard about it. I didn't do any real research as I'm not interested in it for myself.

[u/ErusDearest → u/teraflux]

Crying while you pluck them, I’m assuming. Cause as a cis woman - OUCH!

[u/Deaffin → u/teraflux]

They have to undo the procedure, laser the dick hair off, then re-do the procedure all over again.

It's either that, or start dating furries.

[u/Deaffin → u/[deleted]]

So you're proposing a sign, meant to warn you not to do the thing, that only appears after you've done the thing? What kind of spiteful genie bullshit is this?

[u/Deaffin → u/[deleted]]

..Me gonk?

Hmm.

Yeah, that sounds like a good idea right about now. Have a good'n.

[u/Haunting_Key8298 → u/Deaffin]

You too, comrade 🫡

[u/Haunting_Key8298 → u/[deleted]]

ME GONK for short

[u/__wasitacatisaw__ → u/cluelessoblivion]

Nice

[u/ImYourHumbleNarrator → u/__wasitacatisaw__]

hairy for his pleasure

[u/__wasitacatisaw__ → u/ImYourHumbleNarrator]

His being me

[u/ImYourHumbleNarrator → u/__wasitacatisaw__]

yeah i thought that was a given. like ribbed condoms but its little ticklers inside

[u/FatherPeace1 → u/palm0]

That is the most hilarious comment or answer to a question I've heard in a long time I'm literally laughing out loud LOL