r/mildlyinfuriating • u/jxebhifi • 1d ago

my olive was stuffed the wrong way.

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u/Whatinthewhar 1d ago

Mildest of infuriations

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset oh no 1d ago

don't worry, everything's going to be okay

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u/PickTraditional7268 1d ago

Nicky Clark computer hacker. Thanks Tiffany

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u/p8ai 1d ago

whar??

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u/Primary_Writer6608 1d ago

I was stuffed the wrong way one time and haven't been the same since smh 🤦‍♀️

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 1d ago

Put it in sideways?

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u/notJustaFart 1d ago

Classic "wrong way is now the right way" syndrome.

There's a treatment for that, not a cure, but it requires daily doses.

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u/TheMuffler42069 1d ago

It’s a misprinted olive. I hear they’re worth considerably more money. You should take this to a pawn broker immediately to assess its value.

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u/Embarrassed_Theory_1 1d ago

Maybe she’s open minded

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u/Slight-Narwhal-2953 1d ago

No need to Kink Shame. She might like it that way

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u/271kkk 1d ago

Infuriating? Its not even rare, and it is de-seeded the same way as any other olive, literally no difference

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u/jxebhifi 1d ago

for all the other olives I have eaten, the hole was poked from the top (not the side). it may not be rare but for me it was pretty mildly infuriating.

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u/271kkk 1d ago

Its pretty common, like 2-5 in every small can type common.

Some companies might throw them away, but I dont see a reason why they would

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u/jxebhifi 1d ago

oh wow, i'm surprised i havent seen any before now. i eat a lot of olives.

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u/271kkk 1d ago

Maybe you eat some fancy olives.

I see them a lot in medium priced olives i eat

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u/jxebhifi 1d ago

yeah possibly. i just get whatever ones are on the shelves but it also could just be a random coincidence

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u/itsakevinly_329 1d ago

Random occurrences that have no impact on anything are not infuriating. Maybe there is a sub for that.

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u/jxebhifi 1d ago

i know, but personally it's mildly infuriating to me. i'll see if there is an ocd sub lol

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 1d ago

This is not OCD

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u/jxebhifi 1d ago

just didn't know what else to call it. kinda said it as a joke though. now that i'm thinking about it, shoulda said pedantic sub sorry.

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u/Aromatic_Survey9170 1d ago

Wait what the heck are olives originally and what is put inside? I thought olives were just naturally occurring olives.

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u/jxebhifi 1d ago

well, the olive i was talking about here was just a normal green olive but the pit was taken out and and stuffed with pimento. not an olive expert, but im pretty sure there is a natural hole on the top where the stem thing was and usually the pimento is poked through there to make it blend in a bit more if that answers your question.

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u/Aromatic_Survey9170 1d ago

Oh yes that does make sense, I’ve never eaten a green olive in my life so they don’t even really exist in my world, completely forgot about olive trees for a minute.

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u/Orange34561 1d ago

Olive stuffed the long wayyyy

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u/DntBKoi 1d ago

A hole is a hole

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u/BBresulla 1d ago

What ever you do DO NOT EAT IT. You can become seriously ill and even die. /s

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u/jxebhifi 1d ago

i took that photo last night 😔 at lease the olive tasted good

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u/Colincleanse 1d ago

Mildly interesting and not infuriating maybe?

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u/zurds13 1d ago

That’s what she said

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u/jxebhifi 1d ago

now realising i shoulda worded that better-

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u/Gold-Set-6198 1d ago

Is "olive" a euphemism for something else in this case?

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u/jxebhifi 1d ago

no 😭 i'm just really bad at thinking about my words

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u/LawfulnessRemote7121 1d ago

That’s infuriating?

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u/jxebhifi 1d ago

to me, yeah. but very mildly. i'm a very pedantic person.

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u/Equal_Pie4787 1d ago

Not even slightly infuriating, it doesn't change the flavor, just pop it in your mouth and move on

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u/jxebhifi 1d ago

i know, i know, many people have commented similar things. different people have different opinions on things, but you're right- still tasted good.

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u/Miserable_Rube 1d ago

That's kinda cool

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u/Mikeyboy2188 1d ago

Maybe it’s the one olive that was stuffed the right way and we’ve been led to believe the other way was correct by “big olive” corps.

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u/jxebhifi 1d ago

they've been lying to us!!!!

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u/Serenity_By_Jan85 1d ago edited 1d ago

This post made me laugh. Not sure why everyone’s giving OP a hard time 😆

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u/subsailor1968 1d ago

Someone gave the olive a “hard” time.

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u/jxebhifi 1d ago

thank you 😭 glad you thought it was funny

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u/Ill-Conclusion-6313 1d ago

Me too, olive. Me too.

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u/Relative-Minimum4624 1d ago

I like getting stuffed the wrong way on Friday nights.

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u/Kiki_Kazumi 1d ago

That's what she said!

And I'll see myself out...

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u/jxebhifi 1d ago

please do- i am rethinking all of my life choices because of a simple olive.

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u/Far_Capital_6930 1d ago

Renegade olive

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u/snow-bird- 1d ago

Ebay! $1,000,000 🤣

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u/RecentlyDeceased666 1d ago

Any hole is a pit goal

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u/Elemnos 1d ago

First world problems.. because sometimes you have to create a problem out of nothing.

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u/Gara_M 17h ago

The posts you can see here range from "my neighbour run over my firstborn baby" to "my olive was picked sideways".

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u/burnanother 1d ago

This is about as mild as it gets