r/mildlyinfuriating • u/gingerninja78 • 2d ago

Played Battleship with my 7 year old son

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He sunk all my ships without me getting 1 hit, so I played on to find where his were.

He hid them in his pocket.

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u/JerkfaceMcDouche 2d ago

You don’t have to wait the whole weekend. Firehouse will take him 24/7. You could get him there and be back home drinking a beer in under an hour. Think of the money you’ll save

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u/ZeroCandleLight 2d ago

That’s actually not true. Most firehouse subs close at 9 or 10 pm. ;)

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u/NomadMiner 2d ago

It is very true, but the donation boxes have alarms and signals alerting someone that the box has been used.

It will fit small children

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u/UltraRoboNinja 2d ago

You can fit larger children if you’re very strong.

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u/Muted_Gur_213 2d ago

Or even adults, if you liquefy them first!

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u/The_Seroster 1d ago

Midgets are adults, no fluids necessary.

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u/Worldly_Shoe840 2d ago

He doesn't need those pesky legs OP

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u/Future_Tense 2d ago

But will it toast my Sweet & Spicy Meatball?

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u/DMcDonald97 2d ago

Sorry, they’re out of the datil pepper sauce, but you can put any sauce from our hot sauce bar on it if you’d like, it’s not the same but it’s what we can do

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u/xXDreamlessXx 1d ago

Not all of them, OP should find one with no alarm

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u/partisancord69 2d ago

Yep right when all the fires go to sleep.

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u/Forsaken-Reveal-3548 2d ago

I would absolutely destroy a firehouse sub right now. But alas, they are closed right now.

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u/Welcome440 2d ago

Looks at a 10:02 fire... 🔥

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u/24-Hour-Hate 1d ago

I’m sure it will just tire itself out. It’s past the fire’s bedtime.

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u/cleverist_bane 2d ago

I understood your joke

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u/Cold-Ease-1625 2d ago

There's gotta be somewhere you could trade him for beer, though?

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u/NotNice4193 2d ago

well the Firehouse neer me might trade a few steak and cheese. don't think they have beer though.