r/mildlyinfuriating 14h ago

Large pizza in Australia.

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u/RoninZulu1 13h ago

Why is this infuriating?? Maybe Australians don’t want to die of heart disease like folks in Trumpland?

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u/ItsyBitsyJoxy 13h ago

I'm not American. Learn to read

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u/Tamajyn 13h ago

Where the hell in Australia are you paying $32 AUD for one pizza?

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u/ItsyBitsyJoxy 12h ago

Melbourne.

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u/Tamajyn 12h ago

That's insane. There's a woodfired oven place down the road from me on the NSW South Coast that does large chicken and prawn pizzas for $26

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u/Leading_Cow_6434 14h ago

Hop on your kangaroo and make a complaint!

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u/seanb_117 13h ago

Gonna need a banana for scale

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u/smolfatfok 14h ago

Tell me you’re American without telling me you’re American.

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u/Aedan05 14h ago

Americans would never eat whatever this pizza is…

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u/ItsyBitsyJoxy 14h ago

It's tuna and corn. It's my favourite 😭

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u/Johnboy_245 14h ago

I'm American but I would at least try it once to see if I like it.

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u/ItsyBitsyJoxy 14h ago

The only upside is that this is the only place I have found that has tuna on pizza as an option

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u/seanb_117 13h ago

Jesus christ and people dare complain about pineapple on pizza?

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u/ItsyBitsyJoxy 13h ago

DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT BABY

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u/HawkwardGames 14h ago

That's a urmm, different? Topping.

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u/meisterkreig 9h ago

Definitely not an American.

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u/ItsyBitsyJoxy 14h ago

Actually, I'm not American. In my country of origin pizzas are still larger than this. Don't be a dick just because.

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u/smolfatfok 14h ago

Don’t complain. This pizza is big enough to make you feel full. This is the size of most “large” pizzas in the world

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u/ItsyBitsyJoxy 14h ago

Sure, it'll fill me up but I didn't pay 20 USD for a pizza that won't even be enough leftovers tomorrow. Atp I'll just buy the frozen base ones for 8$ and make my own rather than spend so much for smaller size.

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u/smolfatfok 14h ago

Why are you paying with US dollars in Australia?

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u/ItsyBitsyJoxy 14h ago

Didn't. Converted for the convenience of everyone else.

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u/CoralinesButtonEye 14h ago

how many dollarydoos did you have to pay the dropbear for that one?

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u/ItsyBitsyJoxy 14h ago

20 USD.

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u/CoralinesButtonEye 14h ago

hmm that's about twice what it should have cost

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u/tooncyberdragon420 13h ago

That’s depressing

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u/Psychological_Day_1 5h ago

How'd you manage to get your personal pan into Auschwitz again???

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u/MatrixLLC 14h ago

a dingo ate me pizza