r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Fluffypocketbtw • 1d ago

Justice system..

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u/BlahMan06 1d ago

Can't be falsely accused of a crime if you do all the crimes

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u/Damn_DirtyApe 1d ago

This guy crimes

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u/kindquail502 1d ago

He's from Crimea.

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u/The-UnknownSoldier 1d ago

Putin coming

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u/dandee93 1d ago

Why do you think he went?

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u/Vilewombat 1d ago

Because of all the crimes

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u/zemol42 1d ago

Yo, it’s about that time

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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now 23h ago

It’s prime time for crime

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u/mars_gorilla 1d ago

He came, he saw, he came

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u/dandee93 1d ago

He crimed

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u/HonestAbe124 1d ago

Crimea River

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u/dirtyjoo 1d ago
  • Justin Timberlake

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u/TehMephs 1d ago

This guy presidents

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u/Leonydas13 17h ago

My favourite bit was when he said “it’s crimin’ time” and crimed all over the place

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u/rekkodesu 1d ago

Mr. President 🫡

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u/Valuable-Speaker-312 23h ago

Are you Don the Con??

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u/sparrow_42 1d ago

that's the spirit

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u/Same-Nothing2361 1d ago

When everyone is a criminal, no one is a criminal.

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u/JetstreamGW 1d ago

... I suppose that's technically correct.

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u/NamorDotMe 1d ago

what do you mean ?

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u/Tee_hops 22h ago

The secret ingredient is crime

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u/AriaTheTransgressor 7h ago

The real trick is to do all the crimes except for the one they accuse you of doing.

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u/PeckerTraxx 1d ago

Trump, is that you?