McDonald’s tables are stupidly narrow and have a gap perfectly positioned to cause pain

[u/Jacktheforkie]

My hips are literally as wide as the table

[u/Leading_Cow_6434]

Eat vegetables instead

[u/Jacktheforkie → u/Leading_Cow_6434]

It was mums choice to come here, I don’t go to McDonald’s much now because the furniture is so damn uncomfortable, 10 minutes of sitting and I’m in pain

[u/Hackbraten666 → u/Jacktheforkie]

McD probably doesn't want comfortable seats so people don't hang out too long after eating?

[u/Jacktheforkie → u/Hackbraten666]

It hurts so bad even before they brought the food out

[u/Apprehensive_Sign829]

Why are you just getting bodyshamed instead of people getting mildly infuriated at the fact that they're putting profit over customer satisfaction - making it incredibly uncomfortable to stay there...

[u/Jacktheforkie → u/Apprehensive_Sign829]

Ikr, McDonald’s music s the worst offender in my experience

[u/Jacktheforkie → u/[deleted]]

I ain’t bloody fat though, I have average width for my height,

[u/P1mK0ssible → u/Jacktheforkie]

Okay tbf fat was a bit of a stretch. But homie, you definitely are not in shape.

[u/Jacktheforkie → u/P1mK0ssible]

It’s my jacket I’m quite skinny, have to be to wiggle into my car through a 3 inch gap

[u/Jacktheforkie → u/[deleted]]

No

[u/LickMyOrc]

Order an apple pie and a salad.

[u/Jacktheforkie → u/LickMyOrc]

Ok