r/mildlyinfuriating Mar 08 '16

Overdone Fuck it, hackers win.

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u/its_safer_indoors Mar 09 '16
  • Passwords must be entered while wearing red underwear.

  • Passwords must not be translatable into Portuguese.

  • You must use your non-dominant hand to type in your password.

  • Passwords should only be entered from the flight computer of a Boeing 777 while flying at an altitude of 25,400 feet at coordinates -13° 20.226', -171° 56.439' at an airspeed of 274 knots indicated, heading 043 degrees.

  • Passwords should not contain names of pets, schools, businesses, works of art, people you know, have known, or would like to know, things you own or lease, locations you've lived in or have considered visiting; number sequences based on birthdays, anniversaries, addresses, phone numbers, jersey numbers of childhood sports heroes, prime numbers, perfect squares, or any concrete noun you've ever said in conversation.

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u/TokyoJokeyo Mar 09 '16
  • Password must rhyme with "orange."