r/mildlyinteresting • u/ottawapeoplechamp • 22h ago

One of my matches was all potassium chlorate.

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u/uumamiii 22h ago

What’s more special than being alive?

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u/KrimxonRath 21h ago

I’m imagining this being said by someone actively burning something and smiling over the flames.

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u/Joey_ZX10R 21h ago

That sounds luminous.

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u/clearfox777 20h ago

Downright radiant.

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u/Th3GrimmReaper 20h ago

Warms your insides...

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u/Demitrico 19h ago

Absolutely beaming

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u/HoldThisGirlDown 17h ago edited 17h ago

Y'all're almost perfectly halving the karma with each comment starting with the luminous one right now and i'm finding it equal parts r/mildlyinteresting and r/satisfyingasfuck

(edit: "y'all are" -> "y'all're" because double contractions are more fun)

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u/EvilRedRobot 21h ago

I imagine it said by someone just prior to being consumed by flames.

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u/redditamusebouche 21h ago

Found Mad King Aerys Targaryen

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u/Artichokeypokey 19h ago

It's concerning how many people imagine what I naturally think to do

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u/KrimxonRath 19h ago

Concerning or just what most mildly interesting individuals would do?

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u/inuhi 20h ago

I put the prompt through chatgpt and got this that'll be -500 Karma please

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u/KrimxonRath 20h ago edited 20h ago

Ew AI, not to mention the weird predictive pity party around your karma. No one asked.

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u/wefwegfweg 21h ago

This is the one you light when you’re surrounded with no way out. End of the line, motherfuckers. BOOM.

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u/Ned-Nedley 18h ago

You always were an arsehole Gorman.

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u/TheDudeofNandos 12h ago

How many drops is this for you Lieutenant?

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u/bobby_hills_fruitpie 21h ago

Yeah, you gotta live for today OP. Tomorrow is never guaranteed.

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u/banditkeith 20h ago

Every time you pick up a handful of dust, and see not the dust, but a mystery, a marvel, there in your hand. Every time you stop and think, "I'm alive, and being alive is fantastic!" Every time such a thing happens, you're part of the Circus of Dr. Lao.

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u/Daktic 21h ago

This has “you get what you fucking deserve” energy and I love it.

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u/Winged_Metal 19h ago

Squidward: "Being dead!"

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u/Shanghai_Cola 18h ago

That's the mindset I needed to read.

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u/HoldThisGirlDown 17h ago

2.49×1032 J