r/mildlyinteresting • u/ottawapeoplechamp • 22h ago

One of my matches was all potassium chlorate.

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u/Mrmuffins951 21h ago

u/ottawapeoplechamp ‘s cake day is in 3 days

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u/KhazraShaman 20h ago

He should stick the match in a cake and light it with a candle.

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u/waldosandieg0 20h ago

The celebration would be unmatched

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u/yeetman1000 19h ago

no there'd be one match

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u/KhazraShaman 19h ago

A match made in heaven.

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u/TR45H_B04T 18h ago

Actually I think these are made in Canada

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u/Your_Pal_Gamma 16h ago

These comments are all gold

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u/CtrlAltSheep 8h ago

Heaven is in Canada?!

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u/ScottishMaj117 3h ago

Yeah, that's the same place, broski.

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u/CrazyLegsRyan 19h ago

You couldn't hold a candle to it.

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u/HoldThisGirlDown 17h ago

Not for long anyhow

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u/Lonely__Stoner__Guy 16h ago

I was smoking when I read this and now I can't stop coughing. I hate you.

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u/KiddoKatto 17h ago

he has to strike it on the box or it doesn't count

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u/computerdesk182 19h ago

!remindme 3 days

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u/C4rdninj4 19h ago

!remindme [3 days]

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u/Momossim 18h ago

RemindMe! 3 days

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u/blokereport ​ 17h ago

RemindMe! 3 days

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u/HoldThisGirlDown 17h ago

This is it OP, this is your moment

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u/sadisticallyoptimist 12h ago

!remindme 3 days

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u/moldy-scrotum-soup 18h ago

!remindme 3 days

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u/sp4ng13d 12h ago

!remindme 3 days

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u/TSP_DutchFlyer 6h ago

!remindme 3 days