r/mildlypenis • u/mij8907 • May 05 '24

Architecture That’s a very efficient layout for a pool…..

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595 Upvotes

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34

u/Biscuits4u2 May 05 '24

Needs a nice fountain at the tip

15

u/missjasminegrey May 05 '24

A fountain that goes away from the pool lol

5

u/Drustan1 May 06 '24

And only goes off randomly

19

u/EbbyXIII May 05 '24

Please tell me this is a public pool

23

u/CassetteMeower May 05 '24

If you remove the l, then it’s accurate :P

8

u/EbbyXIII May 05 '24

PFFFT HAHAHA 🏆 here's your trophy sir

5

u/EnigmaFrug2308 May 05 '24

Pubic poo

4

u/External_Storage_775 May 06 '24

I'm gonna poo on your pubes

5

u/theblueLepidopteran May 06 '24

Great place to have a swim and drink some COCKtails

11

u/Suspicious-North-307 May 05 '24

What end is the deep end?

26

u/mikey72uk May 05 '24

It’s usually balls deep

6

u/DitchDigger330 May 06 '24

Hey now!

3

u/AmortentiaRiddle May 07 '24

You're an all-star

9

u/Lepke2011 May 05 '24

It's not the size that counts. It's how you use it.

3

u/EbbyXIII May 05 '24

HAHAHAHAH

2

u/Drustan1 May 06 '24

It’s certainly not the kiddie pool

9

u/Unga_Bunga64 May 06 '24

I don’t think this is mild in the slightest. Whoever built this knew exactly what the fuck they were doing

7

u/SpeckTrout May 05 '24

A pool design that will always make you wet.

3

u/No_Squirrel4806 May 05 '24

Is this sims 🤨🤨🤨

5

u/BudgetAd900 May 05 '24

Looks like one of those easter eggs from GTA

4

u/jfk333 May 06 '24

Do I need to be worried if one is bigger than the other

3

u/clarinetJWD May 06 '24

The strongest shape.

5

u/misterfluffykitty May 06 '24

I can imagine the architect drawing this up and just laughing to himself.

3

u/weird-dude-bro-6386 May 06 '24

Honestly it really is

4

u/xBobbyx81 May 06 '24

Whoever built that knew what they were doing

4

u/shamusmchaggis May 05 '24

Sure to make her wet

2

u/HabibtiMimi May 05 '24

An "adults only" - hotel?

3

u/southernsass8 May 05 '24

I love that schlong pool.

2

u/CeeMX May 06 '24

It’s the strongest shape, that’s why it’s used in architecture

1

u/Homunculon May 05 '24

Epstein's Municipal Pool

1

u/sleepinginthebushes_ May 06 '24

Who doesn't like a nice Soaking

1

u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Surely this could not have happened by accident when looking at the plans to build it.