r/mildlypenis • u/zenyeti • Oct 18 '24

Other Rock hard

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

The longer you look, the more you see

21

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

Sit on it!

26

u/Medellin-71 Oct 18 '24

Another meaning to “family jewels”.

9

u/I_Think_I_Cant Oct 18 '24

*Mineral hard, Marie.

7

u/CouldBeNotMadness Oct 18 '24

Oi! That's gotta be part of a morkite geode! ROCK AND STONE!

4

u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Oct 18 '24

Rock hard and ride rough

4

u/turmerich Oct 18 '24

OMG a Goop product made it to a museum!

3

u/Novacain420 Oct 18 '24

You'd have to be very brave to try out this one

3

u/Impossible-Lime2118 Oct 18 '24

Ccc .Crystal clear c.

3

u/PaulDRoberts Oct 18 '24

There's someone out there who would probably use that.

3

u/WchuTalkinBoutWillis Oct 18 '24

I hear penicillin works wonders on dem bums lol

2

u/Minnie_Dice85 Oct 18 '24

Where is that ambulance guy

1

u/Far-Metal-9125 Oct 19 '24

🤣🤣 I fell down and it went in

2

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '24

Purple helmet, naturally

2

u/Frame_of_Mind20 Oct 19 '24

Those look really phall-rock.

2

u/No_Calligrapher_6799 Oct 19 '24

What one are you sitting on? I'll have the long skinny one, thanks.. that tip looks like a smooth start 😅

2

u/AZ-FWB Oct 19 '24

The title 😎😎

2

u/Over_Palpitation_453 Oct 19 '24

Its like that one gag from the South Park episode "Manbearpig"

2

u/Domino1971 Oct 19 '24

Where can I find one

2

u/Thatsmyredditidkyou Oct 19 '24

Studded for your pleasure.

2

u/nottie01 Oct 19 '24

Purple headed warrior

2

u/KeyEnd3088 Oct 19 '24

Viagra is the name of that art

2

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '24

I’d take the middle one

2

u/Far-Metal-9125 Oct 19 '24

When being fat is good

2

u/TheRainbowShakaBrah Oct 19 '24

To sheeds you say...

2

u/TheGruesomeTwosome Oct 19 '24

babe wake up, new Dragon dropped