r/mildlypenis • u/wherearef • Oct 20 '24

Furniture/ Decoration Should I buy this

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/yesimanatheist Oct 20 '24

I mean...you seem excited to see it

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u/Viva_la_fava Oct 20 '24

The bed seems more excited 😏

22

u/GradyGambrell1 Oct 20 '24

unzips

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u/Viva_la_fava Oct 20 '24

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u/DatOneAnimator56 Oct 21 '24

mfer is so small its nonexistent

5

u/Viva_la_fava Oct 21 '24

I posted the video you sent me yesterday.

1

u/Educational-Body3976 Oct 21 '24

How come we're spreading people's dicks now?

2

u/Viva_la_fava Oct 21 '24

Hello dear ☺️ I am sorry for not replying to you. I believe you are angry towards me, but among my messages this is the least controversial you could pick 😂 🤣

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u/Educational-Body3976 Oct 21 '24

Heeeeeh XD, plus I'm not angry haha

1

u/Viva_la_fava Oct 21 '24

I'm truly sorry for my behaviour, I really am. As you can read, he wrote a joke and I simply deflected to him

40

u/L0ud_Typer Oct 20 '24

Thought this was posted my crochet group at first and was VERY concerned 🍆

16

u/TG_ghoul_TG Oct 20 '24

For a second I didn’t realize it was a bed post

26

u/Humble_Examination27 Oct 20 '24

That bed Post has been to some dark places….

9

u/IbenUukinoff Oct 20 '24

Stay hard, soldier. Stay hard.

3

u/aqkj Oct 21 '24

Fuck yeah, get that morning wood!

3

u/Transmasc_Blahaj Oct 21 '24

I thought I was on a totally different sub for a second

2

u/redpanda27080 Oct 20 '24

Omg I didn't even notice for a second 😭

1

u/SQWRLLY1 Oct 20 '24

Dibs on the blanket. Unsullied, preferably.

1

u/squeezydoot Oct 21 '24

I mean...what are you using it for?

1

u/No-Yogurtcloset-9148 Oct 21 '24

YES. DEFINITELY. 😍

1

u/SnowCrow_69 Oct 21 '24

It’ll satisfy the misses

1

u/Low_Yak_4842 Oct 21 '24

This one actually fooled me for a second

1

u/Titleofyursextape Oct 21 '24

Only if it passes the sniff test.

1

u/badgaldyldyl Oct 21 '24

lol I love the blanket tho 😂

1

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '24

Someone's Nanna cark it...?

1

u/PragmaticAxolotl Oct 21 '24

Let's have a sit and think about it...

1

u/ProbablyKissesBoys Oct 21 '24

I thought you were naked

1

u/Br44n5m Oct 21 '24

You can buy the bedframe and I'll take those blankets off your hands~

1

u/JohnnyLardon Oct 21 '24

2in1 item defenetly a catch

1

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '24

POV?

1

u/bonchbaby Oct 21 '24

You had to ask? Get on it!!! Sold!

1

u/TheEpicRobloxUser Oct 21 '24

Is it a plus or a negative?

1

u/No-Host5118 Oct 21 '24

Sit up there.

1

u/sebutter Oct 21 '24

Depends on how much dmt you do.

1

u/bensketchdj Oct 21 '24

Bed frame made out of genuine morning wood

1

u/TheRealMan150 Oct 21 '24

girls would definitely love it

1

u/SavingsSquare2649 Oct 21 '24

If I were you, I definitely wood

1

u/creech84 Oct 21 '24

That’s why they call them bedknobs..

1

u/TRex_GamerKid Oct 21 '24

Umm. I personally would buy it... not going to tell you what my intentions are... I will let u guess.

1

u/Spice4Ever Oct 21 '24

Well, at least you'll save money for not buying any toys

1

u/Key_Shoe5850 Oct 21 '24

You know you want too.

1

u/brockocracko Oct 21 '24

It’s ripped for their pleasure

1

u/brockocracko Oct 21 '24

I’m dyslexic, ribbed*

1

u/Snipey1234 Oct 21 '24

Most get it for free

1

u/Dimplexor Oct 21 '24

Bed with a few dildo. Bargain.

1

u/TastySpare Oct 21 '24

Gives a whole new meaning to "bedridden"…

1

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '24

Knew someone who got stuck on their bed post and had to shout for their mum to help.