r/mildlypenis • u/TheSip69 • Nov 16 '24

Architecture This 9/11 Memorial

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u/DeltaDonny Nov 17 '24

Why is there a cock between the twin towers??

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u/grubas Nov 17 '24

Tittyfucking obviously.

51

u/uberguby Nov 17 '24

What the hell do your titties look like

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u/grubas Nov 17 '24

Pixelated and triangular.

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u/Puffy__ Nov 17 '24

Like early Lara Croft's?

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u/grubas Nov 17 '24

As God intended.

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u/TwatEmperor Nov 17 '24

Towers?... They are old man balls. Bonsai balls to be correct. Where the owner, likely an inhabitant of the Hiroshima region during WW2, was exposed to radiation and placed each nut in a separate glass box to ensure as each crotch nugget grew, that it maintained tight rectangular dimensions at all times. The owner of said cum chimes used to delight audiences by displaying how his squared-off nardledanglers could fit into corresponding squarish spaces. Which is what would eventually give him the idea to create Tetris. Which of course, is what the statue is for, in remembering the mutated rectangular wrinklepurse of the creator of Tetris.

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u/No-Eggplant-9024 Nov 18 '24

... What

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u/TwatEmperor Nov 18 '24

That date on the statue just so happens to coincide with a well-known event. But in this case, it is just a coincidence, and you will find it to be the date of erection.

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u/Should_Not_Comment Nov 17 '24

For those asking, this is in New Bern, NC, and that's the rear view of a firefighter's equipment.

https://newbernlive.org/911-memorial-arrives-at-firemen%27s-musem-p1841-174.htm

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u/ikeadeer Nov 17 '24

It’s some “equipment” alright…

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u/StilgarFifrawi Nov 17 '24

My mom says that if you rub the magic fireman’s helmet, he’ll spit in your face

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u/LordOfFudge Nov 17 '24

And then you must thank him for the gift of his body’s water.

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u/max_schenk_ Nov 17 '24

Doesn't look much less cocky from the front lol

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u/DellieCurtis Nov 17 '24

because I was asking

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u/LobsLurgers Nov 17 '24

Never Forget

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u/iam_egg2009 Nov 17 '24

A lot of people couldn't walk after that night

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u/kallan_anthikad Nov 17 '24

What is that even

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u/TheSip69 Nov 17 '24

Sir, a second cock has hit the twin towers

5

u/kallan_anthikad Nov 17 '24

Clearly just one is enough to fell both..

9

u/CompetitivePirate251 Nov 17 '24

Also looks like Cousin It … holy shit, so does my penis!?!?

22

u/Titleofyursextape Nov 17 '24

Nothin like 2 twins going down on you!

I hate myself!

7

u/Hot_Lobster222 Nov 17 '24

It’s rock hard

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u/MegaLuigi576 Nov 17 '24

That ain't mildly penis, that's wildly penis

8

u/MandrakeSCL Nov 17 '24

Phallicfighter 🚒🔥

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u/kenredditfine Nov 17 '24

Veins and all lol

3

u/Super-Zombie-6940 Nov 17 '24

Wow what a dick

7

u/Average_Random_Bitch Nov 17 '24

The fuck even is that?

3

u/Fit-Environment-5385 Nov 17 '24

Seriously what is that....something with a hat on?

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u/AlfredoVignale Nov 17 '24

My guess is it’s a kneeling firefighter…..

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u/Fit-Environment-5385 Nov 18 '24

Well that makes sense!

3

u/jayoubetcha Nov 17 '24

That must be Dick Cheney.

5

u/AtlasLucario Nov 17 '24

bro, this is r/wildlypenis

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u/lepetitgrenade Nov 17 '24

Oh. Oh, no…

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u/lotsanoodles Nov 17 '24

Those towers are girthy.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '24

It's what I see when I take a bath.

2

u/Nobaku Nov 17 '24

So it was truly an "inside" job

2

u/cheknauss Nov 17 '24

...wtf? Why did they do this...?

2

u/thinkbrownrice Nov 17 '24

That is not even mildly penis

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u/cuspofgreatness Nov 17 '24

Holy fuck! That’s very phallic

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u/Joe_Nobody42 Nov 17 '24

This could definitely be in the they knew sub 😆

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u/DaySoc98jr Nov 17 '24

Needs a Brazilian.

1

u/Ok-Nose3258 Nov 17 '24

Step on it, then slip.

1

u/buttfuckkker Nov 17 '24

r/theyknew

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u/Versillion Nov 17 '24

That’s a blob in a hat

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u/AffectionateMud439 Nov 17 '24

They really erected that statue, huh

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u/Bellsprout_Party_69 Nov 18 '24

It even has a ring :)

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u/thebombadier Nov 17 '24

I'm going to be vauge but is this BF?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '24

They tried yknow they at least tried

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u/garlicandcheesiness Nov 17 '24

Well when he asks what’s the longest you can take in..?