r/mildlypenis • u/bdk38 • Dec 07 '24

Body Part Does mildly scrotum count?

7.1k Upvotes

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u/wonkydonkey742267 Dec 07 '24

Total bollocks

357

u/Lagonas_ Dec 07 '24

A for effort, A+ for result

151

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '24

Mildly? 😂😂 She got bigger balls than me 😂😂

46

u/marcus_frisbee Dec 07 '24

Cuz you're hung like a bird.

39

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '24

76

u/stevenm1993 Dec 07 '24

Super Girl’s got some super balls.

54

u/Stunning_Ride_220 Dec 07 '24

It's a bird? It's a plane?

It's supernutsack and it's clean.

34

u/shmallyally Dec 07 '24

So hot I love a good pair on my woman.

25

u/TheNoctuS_93 Dec 08 '24

A woman without her cock and balls is like an angel without its wings... 😔

3

u/Kastranrob Dec 09 '24

same goes for men bethought boobs :(

29

u/RTMSner Dec 07 '24

That's going to hit a building when she flies over.

1

u/Drustan1 Feb 04 '25

Gives a totally different meaning to ‘Low Hanging Fruit’

16

u/Attacus833 Dec 08 '24

Man of steel ❌️

Balls of steel ✅️

10

u/Novacain420 Dec 07 '24

Balls of steel

9

u/Zerostar39 Dec 07 '24

That ain’t mildly

7

u/wolfjazz93 Dec 07 '24

Nobody mentioning the cat almost destroying a masterpiece

3

u/Ke-Win Dec 07 '24

Ballsy

3

u/evan_7_nave Dec 08 '24

I am cryinggggg 🤣

2

u/Weak_Swimmer Dec 07 '24

Balls of steel

2

u/Dayreel07 Dec 08 '24

“Hello, How’s it hanging?”

2

u/sirdingus2 Dec 08 '24

oh no its super girl with he massive balls

2

u/gr8thighs Dec 08 '24

Okay this made me laugh really hard

1

u/Awakening15 Dec 07 '24

Isn't this just a trend?

1

u/Fair_Leg_2540 Dec 07 '24

The splinters

1

u/DCINTERNATIONAL Dec 07 '24

She is so hot, balls and all!

1

u/Midtown-Fur Dec 08 '24

It's super-balls

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '24

That's some funny shit!

1

u/Saltlife0116 Dec 08 '24

Your hilarious

1

u/BenjiFenwick Dec 08 '24

This reminds me of that one South Park episode

1

u/Sarasha Dec 08 '24

She did her best!

1

u/-Elli0t Dec 08 '24

This is anything but MILD

1

u/butt3ryt0ast Dec 08 '24

Michael Jackson Superman

1

u/trepidon Dec 08 '24

Amanda bines with balls

1

u/Pretty_Initial_5819 Jan 19 '25

She’s totally cute

1

u/Snapperhead_cs 25d ago

I’ll say!

1

u/Patrick95650 14d ago

Unexpected and lmao she is hanging like a Bull 🐂

-1

u/marcus_frisbee Dec 07 '24

That's a nut sack, not a penis.

0

u/harpquin Dec 07 '24

Is it okay if I don't like her and her sagging knees?

-7

u/kbeckerburbs4 Dec 07 '24

Glad to see Michael Jackson fully transitioned