r/mildlypenis • u/latesleeperfoodeater • Dec 18 '24

Food My garlic knot tonight

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1.9k Upvotes

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42

u/leruetheegg Dec 18 '24

Garlic Knob

27

u/Timely-Caterpillar88 Dec 18 '24

Garlic bead. So same with regular 'hard bread'. mouth wash after eating, lol

24

u/ElectricalAd5534 Dec 18 '24

It's a bit sad eh

17

u/poorbbq Dec 18 '24

Don’t worry, he’s just shy :)

16

u/bringthefirez Dec 18 '24

"I was in the pool!"

1

u/LasersCreation Dec 21 '24

Dude 😭😭

18

u/Muted_Reflection_449 Dec 18 '24

I do like the look of a penis, but as a garlic knot it looks pretty un-appetizing!

11

u/kittichewsPp Dec 18 '24

lol it looks pretty damn good to me!

10

u/bringthefirez Dec 18 '24

As a penis or garlic knot? 🤔

4

u/ElectricalAd5534 Dec 18 '24

Both!

7

u/bringthefirez Dec 18 '24

A man could only dream of having such a nice garlic knot 😩

3

u/ElectricalAd5534 Dec 18 '24

OP has one.

5

u/bringthefirez Dec 18 '24

I can't keep looking at OP's garlic knot or I'll feel self conscious. Better to just imagine 😮‍💨

2

u/kittichewsPp Dec 18 '24

Definitely both!

9

u/CaptainCunnalingus Dec 18 '24

They seem afraid of heights, I'd recommend putting them down on the plate.

7

u/Kittykat5550 Dec 18 '24

It looks a bit sad or tired but i bet it still served and delivered

9

u/SokkaHaikuBot Dec 18 '24

Sokka-Haiku by Kittykat5550:

It looks a bit sad

Or tired but i bet it

Still served and delivered

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

5

u/Kittykat5550 Dec 18 '24

Wow i love this! A little haiku poem for a penis garlic bread ❤️ 😂

6

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

Gardick

3

u/opop456 Dec 18 '24

"You, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis"

1

u/ethyxia Dec 18 '24

Bruh dished that up specifically for you

1

u/Ill_Initial8986 Dec 18 '24

Garlic Knut right there

1

u/Dry-Variation1718 Dec 18 '24

It's a disappointing evening.

1

u/justmakingmyownway Dec 18 '24

My garlic, not tonight.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

It's just hangin until someone puts their hands on it

1

u/plonkman Dec 18 '24

it looks so sad, WHAT DID YOU SAY TO IT? 😡

1

u/Beardy_Will Dec 18 '24

Your garlic 'not tonight'

1

u/Hopeful-Tutor-2467 Dec 18 '24

It needs some why is it sad

1

u/chop-diggity Dec 18 '24

I have that same elegant China.

1

u/dbk1ng Dec 19 '24

It’s flaccid, needs some fast rising yeast

1

u/Vordu Dec 19 '24

Looks like it didn't rise yet. Leave a 2 star review: tasted good but a little limp.