r/mildlypenis • u/FigaroTortoise • Dec 27 '24

Body Part What is this tooth called ?

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u/llawall Dec 27 '24

A teeny weeny tooth

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u/CeJW Dec 28 '24

Wait what? That looks like an average size tooth to me

66

u/Kvedulf_Odinson Dec 28 '24

Down right huge if you ask me

15

u/No-Raisin-6469 Dec 28 '24

You said it was a good size

17

u/Ill_Initial8986 Dec 28 '24

It was cold-sensitive that day

84

u/MandrakeSCL Dec 27 '24

Phallus-in-dente

23

u/miki-wilde Dec 28 '24

Not to be confused with vagina dentata

63

u/danger355 Dec 28 '24

Wisdong Tooth. Just… pull it.

10

u/GardenEssence Dec 28 '24

Dang it. I was going to say that!

34

u/y4dday4dday4dda Dec 27 '24

Micro bonerous

5

u/literaryriffs Dec 28 '24

I bet it has a good personality

18

u/Stick-9 Dec 27 '24

Penooth?

13

u/X-LaxX Dec 27 '24

Inside'er

11

u/TwatEmperor Dec 27 '24

The proper medical term is listed as a hard-on-chomper-mcbiteski-pubendis-erectus-schlong-molar

10

u/poedraco Dec 28 '24

I have 3 of those in my mouth at a time

6

u/qtopia20 Dec 28 '24

Wang Molar, extracted from the urethra after it's formation in the kidney

5

u/Medellin-71 Dec 28 '24

A hung molar.

5

u/Black_Hole_BFDI Dec 28 '24

A adult tooth

5

u/4ringfreak Dec 28 '24

Flaccid molar.

5

u/HabitantDLT Dec 28 '24

Ah, come on now. Everyone knows that teeth are cold-sensitive.

4

u/20Bubba03 Dec 28 '24

Peridongtal

4

u/Rare-Error-963 Dec 28 '24

If it was extracted like that I'd call it the gum-fucker, ouch.

5

u/BSUR7 Dec 28 '24

Supernumerary root. Really cool!

4

u/jquest303 Dec 28 '24

A boy cuspid

7

u/SookHe Dec 27 '24

Gideon Gleeful

7

u/ShutterBug1988 Dec 27 '24

Clearly a root canal....

3

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '24

Shy

3

u/TacoBellerino Dec 28 '24

Uncircumcisor

3

u/Solver_Siblings Dec 28 '24

Ok but what is actually going on here? Is it a deformity?

3

u/dkcgaming501 Dec 28 '24

was looking for an actual answer, ngl this thing looks like it could hurt

3

u/MarsupialTop2446 Dec 28 '24

Tooth with a dick

3

u/ritterzs Dec 29 '24 edited Dec 29 '24

Proper term is “radix” Source: I’m an endodontist

5

u/Ok_Grapefruit8104 Dec 27 '24

Fcking-Asshle-B*tch-Tooth IV

2

u/DangleMangler Dec 28 '24

That's clearly a tick.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '24

Bi Cuspid

2

u/hatfieldmichael Dec 28 '24

The dangler tooth.

2

u/ExpensiveEcho7312 Dec 28 '24

Wis-schlong tooth

2

u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries Dec 28 '24

She ever tell you about the one with the hook in it?

2

u/fisherskinner Dec 28 '24

That is an insidesher I think

2

u/Winnie-booboo Dec 28 '24

Looks male to me.

2

u/Inside-Project942 Dec 28 '24

The David Molar

2

u/MPThreelite Dec 28 '24

The ol' Wooth

2

u/UnityJusticeFreedom Dec 28 '24

Gigantic Titanic willy dilly

2

u/GreatAndPowerfulWOS Dec 28 '24

It’s a Dickfer

2

u/FlyingDrCat Dec 28 '24

Told’ya not giving head!

2

u/dropsydrops Dec 28 '24

Snaggletoooth. Exit: stage right.

2

u/mycorona69 Dec 28 '24

Extracted

2

u/Peri-Law Dec 28 '24

Gloryhole Tooth

2

u/CPH-canceled Dec 28 '24

I know it supposed to be funny - but imagine the pain of getting that thing out 😫

2

u/yami_ryushi Dec 28 '24

Never has the name "boner" been more appropriate, ever.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

A root

2

u/Visual_Being5 Dec 29 '24

Photoshopped

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u/1r9i5c9k 13d ago

Nitpick molar

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u/Connect-Rip-1744 2d ago

Put it in the dicktionary and place it next to the root canal, cause this is a Cockia Peradonta canal procedure. One. Just be very gentle with such a small tooth dick root.