r/mildlypenis • u/Helpful_Matt • Dec 28 '24

Shadow Amazon Delivery Shadow

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I guess they were happy we got our packages on time…

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u/Weirdsk8rHippie Dec 28 '24

He thought he’d show you his package as well.

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u/Jumpy-Machine9226 Dec 28 '24

He delivered his package 😉

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u/CinnamonToastFecks Dec 28 '24

The high set pubic hair really sets the tone

30

u/Pepperjackchii Dec 28 '24

are…are you sure that wasn’t actually their dick

28

u/SamWize-Ganji Dec 28 '24

I hope you marked it as a great delivery

10

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '24

And that’s how his porn name became “ Dick Shadow “

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '24

I'm absolutely Hård for a smooth delivery!

6

u/I-love-averyone Dec 28 '24

A hard days work 😌

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u/Openly_Defective Dec 30 '24

working hard while hardly working... or something like that

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u/Neither-Attention940 Dec 28 '24

I can’t for the life of me find the character, but there’s a cartoon character that’s profile looks kinda like this with a big nose. And if my memory serves me correctly, he owns a white dog.

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u/False-Charge-3491 Dec 29 '24

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u/False-Charge-3491 Dec 29 '24

Is it Wallace and Gromit?

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u/Neither-Attention940 Dec 29 '24

No :( I keep thinking something like Norbert and Dogbert but that’s not it.

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u/False-Charge-3491 Dec 29 '24

Dogbert is from the Dilbert comic

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u/False-Charge-3491 Dec 29 '24

Dawg from Hi and Lois?

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u/Neither-Attention940 Dec 29 '24

Yes, I found it and posted a picture

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u/mij8907 Dec 29 '24

Are you thinking of Tin Tin?

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u/Neither-Attention940 Dec 29 '24

No… and I can’t remember if it was a Sunday paper comic or an animated cartoon but I can see him in my head lol…

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u/Neither-Attention940 Dec 29 '24

FOUND IT!

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u/mij8907 Dec 29 '24

Dilbert is great

4

u/Major_Koala Dec 28 '24

New milk man lore

5

u/Cool_Cheetah658 Dec 29 '24

Amazon: "my package has been delivered."

Me: "wait, what?"

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u/BNG1982 Dec 29 '24

Like a beer can 😳.

3

u/AnonymsF43 Dec 29 '24

Not a grower, but definitely a shower

3

u/fricadeeza Dec 29 '24

Truly a mild one. Most of this sub belongs on r/overtlypenis

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u/KawaDoobie Dec 29 '24

coulda been better evidently

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u/PsychedelicSticker Dec 29 '24

That is one huge ass chode!

2

u/TrustRiver Dec 29 '24

It gives threatening aura

1

u/Same_Seaworthiness74 Dec 28 '24

Were they slimy?

1

u/TwatEmperor Dec 29 '24

Amazon: "Tell us about your experience?"

Customer: "The muthaf☆cking delivery knobhead driver shadow-t-bagged my goods! Instead of making an unboxing vid for the Tok. I had to get the f☆ckin' bomb squad to safely detonate the packages in a combustion safe! In the future, keep your drivers shadow giblets the f☆ck off of my trinkets!"

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u/Different_Ad5087 Dec 29 '24

Having multiple Amazon drivers on my Snapchat.. I wouldn’t doubt it

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u/Serilii Dec 29 '24

With that girth feel free to come back and get a tip for that tip