r/mildlypenis • u/LtHarbaughsRaichu • Jan 04 '25

Fruit The bottom of my strawberry

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7.2k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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164

u/TheRealJiko Jan 04 '25

Honey what did you do??? WHYS IT SO RED????

-20

u/brackishangelic Jan 05 '25

They had butt sex unprotected. Cherry pickin. 🤣

14

u/Radiant-Price-6356 Jan 05 '25

Ha. Anal virgin spotted

4

u/brackishangelic Jan 05 '25

3

u/PlantsVsYokai2 Jan 06 '25

Do not!! That hurts very bad especially if its not declawed 🥰

25

u/Aj2W0rK Jan 05 '25

Maybe without lube, but hitting it raw won’t do that

60

u/Dripping_siren Jan 05 '25

I would gladly suck on both

9

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

Dayum

2

u/DaDeathDragon Jan 06 '25

Do you mean both strawberry pieces or strawberry and penis?

3

u/HagenJoker Jan 06 '25

Clearly penis and penis.

1

u/DaDeathDragon Jan 06 '25

Understandable

1

u/Znaffle Jan 06 '25

Username checks out.

46

u/strawberrymelonwater Jan 05 '25

WHY'D YOU CUT HIS DICK OFF?!

7

u/Curious_mind95 Jan 05 '25

Bobbits syndrome

46

u/nj0sephine Jan 05 '25

This is the cutest lil peen 🥹

14

u/Significant-Smile114 Jan 05 '25

Little? 😢

4

u/royalxpainn Jan 06 '25

I'd say it's about average...

1

u/nj0sephine Jan 06 '25

Ur right, when I look at it again it actually seems to be quite girthy 🤣🤣💀

0

u/Significant-Smile114 Jan 06 '25

Maybe a lil too girthy, might struggle to fit it in your mouth (to eat it ofc)

31

u/kseniyasobchak Jan 05 '25

So you did a bottom surgery on a strawberry?

4

u/LaLa_Land543 Jan 05 '25

They did surgery on a grape!

12

u/Aj2W0rK Jan 05 '25

Looks more like a nose

9

u/No_Reveal1180 Jan 05 '25

The strawberry knew what it was doing…

4

u/Educational_Leg757 Jan 05 '25

That's totally penis

6

u/SentryEngineerGaming Jan 05 '25

Bro overdid it on the circumcision

3

u/Some-Foot Jan 05 '25

Got your nose 👃🏾🤏🏾👀

2

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

That's a funny looking nose.

3

u/Adventurous_Bag4351 Jan 04 '25

That looks like a top, not a bottom.

7

u/CamNTitan Jan 04 '25

That litterly is a bottom there is no leaf on the top or remains of it

0

u/LaLa_Land543 Jan 05 '25

r/wooosh

1

u/CamNTitan Jan 15 '25

My dumbass coming back to this

1

u/Adventurous_Bag4351 Jan 07 '25

Bet the other side looks like a hole…

1

u/Sea-Application-4873 Jan 05 '25

It could be us but Lana Rhoades is playing 😂

1

u/poorbbq Jan 05 '25

Cherish him forever. Never let him go ❤️

1

u/XavHall Jan 05 '25

The "top" of your strawberry too ;)

1

u/AtomicSub69 Jan 05 '25

Did you eat it?

1

u/yoylecakeinfiinite24 Jan 05 '25

I would love to chew it

1

u/Randyspacs Jan 05 '25

Trans berry

1

u/QuandaleDingledawg Jan 05 '25

What's wrong honey you barely had your dickberry

1

u/MaybeBackground9678 Jan 05 '25

When your strawberry has a dick

1

u/ImInYourBooty Jan 05 '25

Bottom surgery

1

u/McMollyPitcher Jan 05 '25

Ha! Mine is still smaller!

1

u/xikubs Jan 06 '25

Mildy flux capacitor

1

u/Weekly_Serve1237 Jan 06 '25

Well hello there... *

1

u/bailey9969 Jan 07 '25

Hey... the half you cut it from looks a little vagina-ish. That's where baby Berries come from!

1

u/Awesomeman235ify Jan 07 '25

There's a reason it's called a STRAWberry.

1

u/-Milina Jan 07 '25

'Ow my nose 👃!!' said the strawBarry, indignated.

LoL

1

u/deadrabbitsrun Jan 08 '25

That B trying to give you the D.

1

u/Hopeful-Tutor-2467 Jan 11 '25

Who posted my exes small dick

0

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

Shouldn't post dickpics online

-3

u/Chnge_username Jan 05 '25

That strawberry is a kid and this is porn... Shit what have i watched!! 👀